net.

Yes, I suppose it's now safe to return to the out of doors? Were one so inclined.

What is going on?

What the hell is this?

Umm....hello? I guess I"m not in Mystic Falls any more...

It seems this place is only going to get more strange.

Alright listen up.


I'm looking for a strong man, hell I'll take a woman too, not for what you think! I'm not looking to get their rocks off, but I need someone who will fight with me, spar with me, really challenge me and help in a nonsexual way to burn off some energy that I have stored up.

I can't sleep! Patrolling isn't helping and my attitude is toeing crazy bitch mode more then usual.

So help a girl out!

Okay should I even ask?

Were the elves your idea, Caroline? You do always go above and beyond the call of duty when it comes to a party...of any kind.