net.

I feel a little as though I'm waking up with an unaccounted for hangover.

Fucking Ragnarok.

Coulson, May, Dinah, and Lee are all gone now. Please tell me you're still here, Fitz?

Birkhoff?

Public service announcement: Everyone stop getting shot. Jesus.

[Tony Stark (63)]

so like where the fuck is Steve then.

I almost wish that Ward was here.


Skye, how are you feeling? Better I hope.

[Barely above a whisper, and sounding weak.]

He...help.

[Possible spoilers for episode 1.13]

[Filtered to Rock Lee]:

Dinah wants us to leave the hotel, go to the tower. It's because of what happened. She'd feel safer if we were there. She thinks she might come after us.

[Private to BOP]

My room, now!


[Private to Oliver (Comic)]

I need you


[Private to Skye]

I'm going to need the room for most of the day, I hope you respect my privacy.

[Filtered to the Blue Team: Spike, Helena B, Damian W, Wanda M, Diana P, Zinda, Barbara G]

By now I assume that you've all seen Director Carter's post.

I'm going to say right now that I don't like the way any of this feels. I want our team to do what we can to figure out what's actually going on behind the scenes. We've been given a district to patrol [map included] and I expect you all to hit the streets. If you see Rogers or Romanoff, do not engage. Shadow them from a distance and let me know what you see.

I'm a little bit under the weather so until further notice, Helena Bertinelli will be your field leader. I'll be available on the comms and I'll direct you all from here, but if the situation comes up where you need on-site judgment, Helena will be the one calling the shots.

[Filtered to the Birds of Prey + Laurel Lance + all Oliver Queens]

I'm not sure how many of you have seen the posts on the network by the woman calling herself Red Canary. She has threatened each and every one of you and she's dangerous. Please be careful and watch out for yourselves. I'm also going to ask that you let me handle this one if at all possible. Protect yourselves and do whatever you can to avoid engaging her. Please.

Laurel, I'm sorry but I think you're going to have to make yourself scarce for a little while. I don't want her to mistake you for me.

[Filtered to Skye + Lee]

There's someone in town that's threatening my friends and I'm a little afraid that you two might end up in the crosshairs. I'm going to ask that you stay close to your SHIELD teammates and keep an eye out. And please don't mention this to them. This is a situation that I'd like to figure out myself, without the help of SHIELD. I just want to make sure that you two stay safe.

Beware the auto-correct, people! I was up all night laughing my ass off.

Ah, auto correct. Whoever invented it deserves some kind of comedy award.

Hello? H-Hello? What's this? If this is some sort of.... trippy experimental drug... [rustling as he's checking himself over and looking around] This pranking it's just- it's immature and childish. Childish.

Ward! It was you wasn't it? ...Ward?

Feels like a long day. At least everything stopped shaking last night. And it looks like things are back to normal around here. As normal as things get here, anyway.

[Filtered to Seymour Birkhoff]:

Want to get a drink later?

Hi everybody. Hi new people.

[SHIELD: All Units, Avengers]

I guess it's time we all talked about that to do, you know, about the elephant in the room.

[At the moment this includes May, Clint AU, Clark Kent, Steve McGarret, Skye, Rock Lee and Leon Kennedy]

First off I would like to introduce myself and welcome you to the team. My name is Agent Phil Coulson, and I look forward to working with each and everyone of you. If anyone needs anything, don't hesitate to ask.

[Filtered to hackers computer geniuses]

I think it's time we all meet up and see what we can do around here. Ballroom F. 700 PM.

I wonder if we can upgrade the system we are all communicating on? Looks like got a goal for the day.

[Private to Jason]

I hope your behaving?

They let me have my phone back, and the rest of the bandages will come off tomorrow.

[Filtered to Birkhoff]

If you still want that coffee, I'm heading to Starbucks now.

This...isn't mine.

( Spoilers for Seeds )