Logs

Who: Harley and Xanatos
What: At the party
When: At the party
Where: At the party
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13


( True love, you know? Make yourself your girl’s world, dump her in chemicals, start a life of crime together. )

Who: Sara and Harley
What: Sara needs to blow off some steam
When: Early Augustish
Where: Outside a club
Warnings/Ratings: A homophobic slur, random dildos
Status: Complete

( In lieu of graverobbing, I think I can help with the dancing. )

Who: Quill and Quinn
What: Court Mandated Counseling and maybe some geeking out over illegal things
When: Today!
Where: Harley Quinn's Practice
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13


( What do you mean start? It’s almost over for today. )

Who: Harley and Sara
What: Girls night and Never Have I Ever
When: Recently
Where: A bar
Ratings/Warnings: Low/none, some sexual innuendo
Status: Complete

( Never have I ever gone streaking )

Who: Harley and Wande
What: A therapy session
When: Recently
Where: Harley's office
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: traumatic dream discussions and fears

( It’s nice to think that the people we look up to are also human and can also make mistakes. )

Who: Harley and Diana
What: In which the fantabulous Harley Quinn takes Diana's puncturing virginity
When: Recent
Where: Out and about
status: complete
Rating: PG-13

( You’re a big movie star, dontcha know? )

Who: Sara and Harley
What: Meeting and flirting
When: Early February
Where: The Double Tap
Rating/Warning: Low/none
Status: Complete

( But I do like to take risks. Sounds like you can be a little risque. )

Who: Alice and Harley
What: Therapy session
When: End of January (After Tyler turned off his humanity)
Where: Harley's office
Rating/Warnings: There's some talk of threats, harassing and terrifying messages, and hints of vigilante justice being considered so...be warned?
Status: Complete when posted

( What are the Gotham City Sirens )

Who: Blake and Harley
What: Therapy
When: Recent
Where: Harley's practice
Status: Complete

( Even a few months ago you might not have realized that. )

Who: Harley and Blake
What: Therapy session
When: Sometime after Ilia was rescue
Where: Harley's office
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for discussions of abuse and trauma

( Hope is powerful, Blake. )

Who: Harley and Helena
What: Being sickenly cute
When: Recent
Where: Their place
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for veiled discussion of murder
( Also a bat on my chest because that’s just hilarious. )

Who: Harley and Helena
What: Discussing having kids
When: Early January.
Where: Their house
Status: complete

( All right. So what’s for dinner, doll )

Who: Logan and Blake, and later Harley
What: Blake dreams about fighting her ex. It doesn't end well.
When: Early this morning
Where: Logan's place, then the hospital
Warnings: Blood and injury due to being stabbed by a sword. Also mentions of surgery, Yang losing her arm, panic attack later on and mentions of abuse

( Before the dust even settled on the ruins of our school, I was long gone. I left without a word to them because I couldn’t face them. )

Who: Neena, Harley
What: Harley accidentally helps Neena come up with a new cocktail
When: Last Monday
Where: Neena's Bar, The Inferno
Rating/Warnings: Lowish? There's alcohol drinking but that's about it
Status: Complete

( I just might be. )

Who: Xena, Harley and HG Wells
What: Random encounters
When: 9/24
Where: A furniture store
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for heavily implied happy fun times

( She’s my hero )

Who: Harley and Blake
What: Therapy session
When: Early Sept
Where: Harley's practice
Rating: PG-13. Discussion of past abuse and general Scientology fuckery and coping mechanisms, Trigger warnings about sexual assault related to above discussions

( what if I can’t be more like my dream self? )

Who: Harley and Helena
What: Helena gets canon punctured
When: Mid july
Where: Their house
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13

( I can finally get that t-shirt I’ve wanted since I saw it! Then we can wear each other! )

Who: Harley, Helena and NPC kiddo
When: recently
Where: Their house
What: Cheering Helena up
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13
( you were already working on War of the Worlds, so we thought, Men in the Moon! )

Who: John + others + OPEN TO ALL
What: John hosts a 4th of July party on campus for staff, students, family and friends.
Where: UC:I campus - if you work/study at UC:I you would have seen it advertised :-)
When: Evening of 4th July
Rating: Low?
Status: Open to all

( Read more... )

Who: Harley and Helena
What: Helena has a mid-life crisis
When: Recently
Where: Their house
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13

( You’re not you and you know it )

Who: Harley and Blake
What: Therapy session
When: recently
Where: Harley's office
Status: complete
Rating: Pg-13
( I don’t know what I believe anymore. )

Who: Helena and Harley
What: Dream things and worries
When: Recent
Where: Their house
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13

( nothing to see here move along )

Who: Harley Quinn and Blake Belladonna
What: Random encounters and impromptu Therapy
When: Late April
Where: Out and about
Rating: PG-13 for discussions of abuse
Status: Complete

( But I got to the shore, an’ I was willing to let someone take my hand and help me the rest of the way out. )

Who: Lara, Aria, Bo and Harley Quinn
What: Lara and Aria chat, Bo serves drinks, and Harley makes a move on an Asari
When: recently
where: Logan's bar
status: complete
Rating: PG-13

( Call me curious. )

Who: Harley, Helena and Asami
What: Asami and Helena have a lunch date to talk about Asami's dating life, only for Harley to interrupt because she accidentally activated one of Helena's inventions
When: Today
Where: Out to lunch then casa de quinn
status: complete
Rating: PG-13

( It pays to have friends in high business. )

Who: Harley and Helena
What: V-Day
When: 2/14
Where: their house
Status: Complete
Rating: A surprisingly mild PG-13 for suggestive language

( I don’t think even the bat could figure it out easy. So it’s gonna be a challenge! )

Who: Harley and Helena
What: Bad dreams, angst and fluff
When: Recently
Where: their house
Status: Complete
Rating: PG

( Sounds like a bad one. )

Who: Harley and Helena, also featuring the kiddos
What: Harley's wish came true and her daughter Lucy is visiting
when: 12/15
status: complete
Rating: PG

( I’m worried her father will find out about her. But...she’s here an’ she’s beautiful and… )

Who: Harley and Helena
What: bad dreams and working on projects
When: recent
Where: their house
status: complete
Rating: PG-13

( Yeah, probably good not to kill people unless they deserve it. )

In light of this week's events, I am even more thankful to have married an American, thus making getting a green card a bit easier. Though on the downside, if this man gets legislation passed to reverse same-sex marriage legalization, there will be problems.

Though on a higher note, I received another gift from my dreams. Though why it appeared now is beyond me, but it is good to have my Grappler back. Such a trusty invention of mine, I had missed it.

Who: Harley, Helena and Christina
What: First family trick or treating excursion and a visit to a haunted house!
When: Halloween evening
Where: Their neighborhood
Warnings: Family friendly

( Next year she should be scooby doo. )

Who: Harley Quinn and Helena
What: Harley has bad dreams and pretends everything is fine
When: recent
Where: their house
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for talk of abuse
( I hate going back to that mental place and I have to fight, sometimes, when I wake up, to remember that it’s all in the past. )

Who: Harley and Helena
What: Honeymoon!
Where: Greece!
When: Recent!
status: complete
Rating: Surprisingly PG!

( I wonder if we could buy a whole temple and have it shipped home. Kinda like the London Bridge! )

Who: Helena, Harley and Kirk
What: Random encounter at a club
When: Last week
Where: A club, then the Quinzel-Wells house
status: complete
Rating: High


( Permission to come on board granted, Captain )

Who: Harley, Helena and the citizens of Orange County. Yes, that means YOU!
What: Harley and Helena invited everyone to their beach wedding. Now it's time for the reception!
When: Evening of August 27th
Where: The beach!
Warnings: Should be low? But warn for things in headers of the comments if they come up!

Notes: This is a party post, so feel free to create your own subthreads and jump into others!

( It turned out that Orange County didn't have a crisis that had required the wedding being postponed. )

who: Helena and Harley
What: Wedding planning
when: Recent
Where: Their house
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13
( The sun is setting, all shiny on the ocean, there’s the sound of seagulls, godzilla is there, and then FIREWORKS! )

Who: Harley, Helena and NPC!Christina
What: Family trip to the Tower of London
When: Late May
Where: Tower of London
Warnings: Family friendly

( What is the point of a ghost story if one does not maximize the spooky aspects of it? )

Who: Harley and Helena and Helena's family
what: meeting the inlaws and surprising Helena's daughter
where: London
When: Recently?
status: complete
( It’s a good time! Party happy family time! )

Who: HG Wells, Harley and ft. Kate Kane
What: Stormtrooper mayhem
When: 5/4
status: complete
Rating :PG-13

( Harl…how did you get this number?! )

Who: Harley and Helena
what: Body swapped!
When: 4/22
Where: their home
status: complete
Rating: PG-13
( Do you think we could actually fool people? We can prank your mom. )

Who: Harley and Helena
What: Helena returns from a business trip
When: recent
Where: their house
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 then swerves to hard R before a fade to black

( Cross my heart. )

Who: Harley and Callisto
What: Harley gets a tattoo and randomly meets a warrior lady and they plot to make chaos
When: Today!
Where: A bar
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13
( Beaver holster? )

Who: Harley and Helena
What Silly fun times involving candy and freckles, then talking about bringing Helena's daughter to the states
When: recently
Where: Their house
Status: Complete
Rating: R for quickly glossed over sexy times in the middle

( As I am making progress and generally feeling better after my dreams screwed with me, I was thinking early this summer we could bring her home with us. )

Who: Helena and Harley
What: Discussing Helena getting a green card
When: Recently
Where: their place
Status: complete
Rating: very high and probably nsfw at the end

( I reserve the right to forever complain about the whole dumping the tea in Boston harbor. That was uncalled for. )

Who: Harley and Helena
What: Honeymooning
Where: Tokyo, Japan
When: 1/23
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13

( I know you’re good with your tongue )

Who: Harley and Helena, brief appearance of NPC!Christina
What: They're eloping!
When: January 18th
Where: A couple locations in the OC
Warnings: PG-13ish
Status: Complete upon posting

( And now she would wait for her soon-to-be-wife to be ready, then they would head off to get married )

Who: Harley and Helena
What: Helena has a dream in which she dies. Feels happen. Then Harley comes out with a surprise!
When: Morning of January 2nd
Where: Harley's place
Warnings: R for dream!death and adult content
Status: Complete

( Come feed the rain / 'Cause I'm thirsty for your love dancing underneath the skies of lust / Yeah feed the rain / 'Cause without your love my life ain't nothing but this carnival of rust )

Who: Helena, Harley and NPC!Christina
What: Snowball fights and tree decorating
where: Near Helena's home
Status: complete
Rating: PG

( Okay. Now your ma favors her right side. That's where she's strongers, so we gotta hit her there so she has to use her left arm which means she'll be weaker. Got it? )

Who: Harley and Helena
What: Karma is a bitch. Meaning thanks to her dreams, Helena’s now a hologram.
When: Morning December 3rd
Where: Harley's house
Warnings: none
Status: Complete

( WE CAN PRANK PEOPLE! )

Who: Harley and Helena
What: Having some downtime after Helena went a bit crazy.
When: Late November
Where: Harley's
Warnings: Discussion of Helena's attempt to end the world in her dreams
Status: Complete upon posting

( Hindsight is a bitch. But that’s one advantage we get over our dreamselves. We get a chance to make up for the shit we done. )