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Who: Midna & Zelda (with guest appearance by Impa)
What: Trying out the telepathic gossip stone Zelda got as a dream gift, and gives to Midna
When: Recent! This weekend?
Where: Their house
Rating/Warnings: Not much, just some references to smoking the wacky tobaccy
Status: Complete

( Is there a reason why you’re standing there looking like you’re about to get in trouble? )

Who: Midna & Kenzi with babbeh Meara
What: Midna assists with the messy trials of aunthood
When: Recently
Where: Casa de Disney Villains
Rating/Warnings: Low except projectile baby poop
Status: Complete

( Next time she’d have to wear a mask, goggles, and a poncho. Protective and disposable wear. )

Who: Midna & Raistlin
What: Both are glamoured up while Midna is working, and then there's a chat about magic
When: Recent!
Where: Victrola
Rating/Warnings: Not really, save for that it's a burlesque club?
Status: Complete

( You need to be careful. There’s something - something about you. )

Who: Midna & Thalia (also with Link the huge wolf hybrid)
What: While jogging, the two Hollywood starlets (or starlet-turned-stripper, in Midna's case) run into each other
When: Today!
Where: A beach someplace
Rating/Warnings: Naaaah!
Status: Complete

( I’ll see you later. And your little dog, too. )

Who: Three Princesses & an Alien
What: Garrus and Midna take care of their ailing darlings
When: Today
Where: The Vakarian Household
Rating/Warnings: There's a lot of nasty, bloody stuff and also some messing with IV equipment, needles, etc
Status: Complete

( Brofisting. He was doing it right. )

Who: Regina & Midna
What: Hiring a little extra help to prepare for the future
When: Today
Where: Home of Disney Villains
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low
Status: Complete!

( There was no such thing as being over-prepared, right? )

Who: Midna & Garrus with puppy!Link
What: Garrus hits up the Twilight Princess for some magic jo-jo for his upcoming change
When: Recent
Where: Midna & Zelda's
Rating/Warnings: Family friendly~
Status: Complete!

( So while she was blue-skinned, with blood red eyes and messy orange locks pulled into an updo, she could still help a fellow blue person achieve a certain, distinct human look. With all his hair. )

Who: Midna & Revy
What: Girl bonding, with Revy riding shadow beast spidery Midna followed by a pit stop to deal with a rift (and grab icee's)
When: Today!
Where: Shady gas station by the porn studio Revy works at
Rating/Warnings: Medium for ReDead and Shadow Vermin nasties, grenades, also language
Status: Complete

( We should just blow this place up and go. Yes/No? Good plan? )

Who: Midna & Zelda
What: Surprising Midna with a wolfy addition to their fam
When: This evening
Where: The home of Zelda, Midna & Impa
Rating/Warning: Pretty low!
Status: Complete!

( The way this divine beast slobbered, it was nothing short of impressive. Midna could tell already. )

Who: Midna & Zelda
What: The Mirror of Twilight appears, in pieces
When: Early this morning
Where: Princess HQ, then the Twilight Realm
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( Step onto the plate, then follow the stairs - once we get to the top, we’ll reach the platform and it’ll warp us to the Twilight Realm. )

Who: Princesses Cinderella, Zelda and Midna
What: Catching up over half-vegan barbecuing, with a little bit of canon puncturing
When: Tonight
Where: The Vakarian Home
Rating/Warnings: Relatively tame with some language
Status: Complete!

( Please tell me I get to turn into a giant spider and be ridden into battle. )

Who: Midna & Zelda (with Midna's parents)
What: Making a connection again after many years, reuniting now that Zant's dead
When: This weekend
Where: The home of the 'rents, in Beverly Hills
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - familial feels
Status: Complete

( I don’t know, we might just keep Zelda because of the cream puffs. )

Who: Henry and Midna
What: Out for some light-hearted fun
When: After Henry is rescued - shortly after the HG plot
Where: A nice tiki bar with awesome drinks
Ratings/Warnings: Low - a little language and a lot of booze
Status: Complete!

( *everything* about Midna sounded like a story )

Who: Midna and Stiles Stilinski
What: Midna offered to let Stiles drink responsibly
Where: Midna's place
When: Thursday afternoon
Warnings: Underage drinking
Status: Closed, Ongoing

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Who: Revy, Midna & Henry, with the worst NPC debt collectors in the world
What: Getting Henry back with a side of murder
When: Tonight
Where: Where the Frisky Business sex shop once stood
Rating/Warnings: High for language, violence, Midna impales people with her hair, nbd
Status: Complete!

( Wait, who's Henry? I thought his name was Hank? )

Who: Revy & Midna (with Hawke bartending in the background)
What: Revy owes a debt, and someone makes an attempt to collect
When: Tonight
Where: The Rear End
Rating/Warnings: Language, a lot of language
Status: Complete!

( You need me to squash her and her whole crew? Because seriously, I will. )

Who: Midna & Zelda
What: Midna gets a gift from the goddesses, and can now walk in daylight without DEATH
When: Today
Where: Midna's apartment in a questionable area
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low
Status: Complete!

( Maybe the goddesses just decided that...after all this time, the Twili weren’t so bad after all. That one of them could handle this. )

Who: Ganon's Puppet Zelda, with J. Harker battling her & Princess Midna using her Fused Shadows
What: Zelda wakes up possessed and on the hunt
When: During the day today
Where: Outside the Rear End somewhere, not too far
Rating/Warnings: Vampirism, violence, buildings breaking, Zelda's Ganon-inspired murderous thoughts
Status: Complete!

( He needed to get her to stay still, to be weakened, so Midna could do what she needed to do. )

Who: Caroline & Midna
What: Pole dancing lesson!
When: Before New Years
Where: The Rear End, during non-business hours
Rating/Warnings: Stripper shoes?
Status: Complete

( This was her first lesson after all and if she couldn’t make an idiot out of herself in front of her friend then who could she look like an idiot in front of? )

Who: Princess Anna & Princess Midna
What: Midna drops by to give Caroline her Christmas gift, a bit belatedly (spoiler alert: it's a pair of stripper shoes) and runs into Anna instead
When: December 26th
Where: House of 3 Vampires + One Norwegian Royal
Rating/Warnings: Low, unless talk of pole dancing is offensive
Status: Complete

( She could never have too many friends--friends to turn to when the house got all vampy. Or friends to drag her away from her studying. Or friends she could help in their time of need, too. )

Who: Chuck Bass and Midna
What: Job interview
When: Recent
Where: Victrola
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete!

( Helps to be limber. )

Who: Midna, Zelda & Cindy
What: Three princesses on a mission against a creepy mask salesman
When: Tonight
Where: England
Rating/Warnings: Violence, blood, language
Status: Complete!

( Light or Shadows or Fairytale, it didn’t matter - they had a duty to get shit done for each other. )

Who: Midna & Vlad (with a final guest appearance by Zant)
What: Midna asks for some ~support~ as she finally carries out her vendetta against the Usurper King
When: Late Monday
Where: Zant's flashy casino
Rating/Warnings: Kinda high - there's NPC death (via Midna's crazy hair and also vampire teeth) and FEELS
Status: Complete

( He put a hand on the back of her head, like a father might do to a child, and he found he didn’t dislike it. )

Who: Midna and Caroline
What: Free drinks! (with compulsion)
When: Recent
Where: Victorian-themed gay and lesbian bar in Costa Mesa
Rating/Warnings: Low! Talk of hair weapons and sex dreams?
Status: Complete

( We should toast to that. To...sex dreams! )

Who: Zelda, Jonathan, spider!Midna, and Creepy Crawly Whisperer Dracula
What: Midna's a giant spider (thanks, dreams). Vlad gets her to come down from the building she climbed atop of.
When: Tonight
Where: Outside Frisky Business (with the Y burnt out)
Rating/Warnings: THERE'S A GIANT SPIDER, and then Midna's naked later but nbd
Status: Complete

( The likelihood of catching a cab with a naked woman almost passed out would be slim. )

Who: Midna and Zel(don?)
What: Shameless experimentation of Zelda's male physique
When: Last night
Where: Corner store, then Midna's
Rating/Warnings: Adult language accompanied with severely naughty adult situations
Status: Complete!

( And did - did you just call my new set of genitals ‘that heat you’re packing’? I feel so objectified. )

Who: Zelda & Midna
What: Things get complicated during a Fashion Week event
When: Tonight
Where: Shmancy Hotel
Rating/Warnings: Touches on assassination plots, language
Status: Complete!

( It’s like it was in the dreams. Zant’s power is given to him by that guy. They’re working together. )

Who: Zelda and her Geek Squad (guest appearance by Impa)
What: Confrontation about what is sure to be a shitstorm of a legal case
When: This weekend
Where: Zelda and Impa's house
Warnings/Ratings: Mostly tame - some drug references, language, and references to murder, that's all
Status: Complete

( This isn't some fucked up pregnancy announcement, is it? )

Who: Midna & Revy
What: Midna's taking responsibility over The Rear End, and Revy gives her dating advice (jfc)
When: Tonight
Where: The Rear End
Rating/Warnings: Medium/High for terrible mentions of people doing terrible things, like phallic swordfighting
Status: Complete!

( I hear most people that end up with degrees don’t even do shit with them and end up flipping burgers anyway. Or back on the pole. )

Who: Link, Midna, and Zelda
Where: The Rear End
When: [Backdated for Saturday night]
What: Link has been challenged to a mechanical bull contest, and has subsequently challenged Zelda as well.
Warnings/Rating: None likely? Though it's a strip club, so... there's that.
Status: Ongoing and Closed

( Damn it he wasn't going to look like a country bumpkin here. )

Who: Princess Midna & Princess Zelda
What: Abducting Midna during the END OF TIMES, and trying to be heroes
When: Last night~
Where: Midna's, then to infinity and beyond
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low, unless phallic toys make you squirm
Status: Complete!

( We’ll play heroes again once we get you cleaned up and we find you new shoes. )

Who: Link and OPEN
Where: Rooftop of Link's Apartment complex
When: July 4th evening.
What: Fireworks, food, and apparently a keg.
Rating: We'll put high here just because who knows who'll show up.
Status: Open | Ongoing


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WHO: Ganon and Midna
WHAT: Discussing new "developments"
WHEN: End of July (YEAH I KNOW)
WHERE: Ganon’s penthouse
RATING/WARNINGS: Language, references to violence, but surprisingly pretty tame all things considered
STATUS: Complete

( So are all of your summonings this elaborate or do you just call the less fortunate masses on the phone? )

Who: Midna and Lina
When: Late July
Where: The streets!
What: Lina pulls Midna into an alley for a talk.
Rating/Warning: Language, discussion about crime.
Status: Complete

( Sounds like our dear friend Ganon might be running out of free fingers to dip into pots where they don’t belong. )

Who: Integra & Midna
What: Gift Purchasing
Where: Midna's gallery
When: a few days ago?
Rating: G XD
Status: COMPLETE.

( Integra didn’t remember when Alucard’s birthday was. Which was super depressing in her book because really she should remember these things )

Who: Midna and Zelda
When: Oct 1
Where: Hyrule Hotel
What: Checking out the new glass sculpture
Rating/Warning: Low/None
Status: Complete

( Perfect. Thank you, Mr. Oaf. )

Who: Bucky Barnes and Midna
What: Shopping for a gift
When: 10/13
Where: Midna's shop
Rating: PG, just some harmless flirting.
Status: Complete

( Sometimes, we like to be dared )

Who: Midna and OPEN
What: Midna is working at her art gallery
Where: Art Gallery
When: Today!
Rating: Silly

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Who: Anyone and everyone
When: Monday night 4/1
Where: Huntington Beach
What: The Twins are having a party. They invited you. Did you get the memo?
Rating/Warnings: TBD
Status: Threading

The party started early, and would no doubt run late. The Twins -- Fred and George -- had effectively invited the whole of the internet, and had planned accordingly. And who didn't like a party on the beach? There was alcohol and food of all kinds (someone had requested cheese burgers and pie. That was among the lot).

You want it? It's probably here.

Who: Weasley Twins + GINGERS (okay I guess those gingers could bring a not-ginger s/o but only if they're up to no good)
When: Thursday Night
Where: Karaoke bar: Huntington Beach
What: Karaoke and drinks
Rating: TBD
Status: In progress. Feel free to subthread as much as you please because posting orders are rough.

( We are Siamese if you please. We are Siamese if you don't please. )

Who: Midna and Billy
When: Don’t matter
Where: A coffee shop or something
What: Pwning noobs.
Rating: Low
Status: Complete

( How’s the pursuit of ultimate power on the internet treating you? )