Logs

Who: Gaila, Janice
What: Meetings and Rings and Spy Things.
When: Yesterday
Where: coffeehouse
Rating: PGish, don't think there's much cursing or anything in this one, if at all.
Status: Complete!

( I kind of wished that I had missed. )

Who: Jim Kirk, Janice Rand
What: awesome movie moment w/retro boombox, evasive maneuvers, and then sexy maneuvers start to happen. Awww yeah. More aftermath from this stuff in NOLA.
When: Last night.
Where: Janice's.
Rating: PG13, stitches n' invitation to smuts. Smut is not included...except in Imagination Land, where it can live on forever n' evers. <3
Status: Complete!

( You did good. )

Who: Gaila, Janice
What: Girl talk about emotional/spyriffic burdens, sneaking into a cemetery, and Janice lets a lil secret slip. And then? Well, that shit went down. And because it's Janice? That 'job' went down like clockwork. She is one thorough bi0tch.
When: Presently-ish.
Where: New Orleans
Rating: PGish, there's a struggle and potential charrie death inside, so fair warning! There really isn't much in the way of cursing at all, either. Amazingness. D:
Status: Complete!

( I'm technically not. But that's neither here nor there. )

Who: Gaila and Janice
What: Confessions, Gaila’s adventures continue!
Where: Texas
When: A day or two after Gaila talked to Scotty on the phone
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for language and break ins

( I gave them everything. )

Who: Scotty, Gaila, Sulu, Christine, Jim, Janice
What: Getting kicked out of Vegas
When: Recently
Status: Complete!
Where: Vegas!
Rating: R!

( Naughty! )

Who: Gaila, Scotty, Jim and Janice
What: Gaila beats up someone :D
When: Who knows at this point!
Where: Vegas!
Status: Complete!
Rating PG-13!

( Wham bam thank you maam! )

Who: Gaila, Scotty, Janice and Jim
What: Stuff involving rings and characters being squirrely
When: day or two ago!
Where: Vegas!
status: complete!
Rating: PG-13!


( Bad History. )

Who: Janice, Kirk, Gaila and Scott
What: Sex contests and rings.
When: Last week
Where: Las Vegas
Status: complete!
Rating: R for very naughty words

( Oh, right. Trolling. Well done. )

Who: Jim Kirk, Janice Rand
What: morning after their binger, happy romp times (highly glossed over), followed by the sheer WTF of realizing they got married, and talk of annulments and the prime directive.
When: Morning after they followed Elvis to the happy land of wedding stuff
Where: Las Vegas
Rating: PG13, glossed over smut (nothing explicit, more lulz-worthy) and language
Status: Complete!

( I didn't do anything what did YOU! do?! )

Who: Jim and Janice
What: What happens when two people get drunk in Vegas?
When: Day they arrived in Vegas!
Where: Las Vegas!
Status: Complete!
Rating: R!

( Tell Scotty to beams you up, before it's too lates, okay? )

Who: Kirk, McCoy, Janice, Sulu, Scotty, Gaila, Pavel, Christine, Pavel (the ferret)
What: Vegas Road Trip. The grand adventure begins!
When: Today!
Where: Various places and then the highway!
Rating: PG-13 for taking a minor across state lines
Status: Complete!

( I better get your carrier. )

Who: Jim Kirk, Janice Rand
What: Phone snark flirtage stuff minilog
When: Yesterday-ish
Where: their respective abodes
Rating: PG13
Status: Complete

( Ring ring! Banana phone! )

Who: Jim Kirk, Janice Rand
What: explaining and comparing dreams and why Janice quit
When: After planting pictures and before random notes about shoes. Would've been up last night but had a loooong pause in the middle while doing the log, cuz of flu. Blargh!
Where: Laguna Beach
Rating: PGish
Status: Complete!

( Or banana-pudding means no, depending on the safe word. )

Who: Janice and Jim Kirk
What: Morning awkwardness.
When: After this and before he hooked up with Pinkie again.
Where: Janice's place
Status: Complete!
RAting: R!

( If anything's sprung up before I get coffee in me, I might have to find a letter opener and poke you with it. )

who: Jim and Janice
what: Jim finally admits a few things to Janice. There's painting. And flirting. But no sex in the painting room!
When: not long after this
Where: Janice's home
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13..ish.

( What? No. Why would they? )

Who: Captain Kirk, Yeoman Rand! Jim Kirk, Janice Rand
What: painting, beer, and not understandingness
When: Tonightish
Where: Janice's, Laguna Beach
Rating: PG
Status: Complete

( ...and then look up to see if anyone's followed you, on the way down. )

Who: Jubilee and Janice
What: Organizing!
When: Last night
Where: Jubilee's Studio
status: Complete
Rating: PG-13

( As Pinkie would say, Jubilee was full of life. )

Who: Jim Kirk, Janice Rand
What: Space talk, Kirk's explanation for the strange paintings, breakfast, bouncing quarters off dat ass, and hiring an organizer for a long-term project.
When: Morning times! The morning after Kirk got lost.
Where: Laguna Beach
Rating: PG13, some language
Status: Complete

( Are you in a cult? )

Who: Alice, Janice Rand, Jim Kirk
What: crazy phonecall happens, then Janice gets truthful!blunt and Kirk gets lost. Then found. Then zonks.
When: Yesterday
Where: Janice's place, and undisclosed location of lostitudes
Rating: PG13, some language
Status: Complete

( The hell. You didn't even wait to ask permission. )

Who: Gaila and Janice
What: Organization! Extra bluntness! Pity for Kirk!
When: Yesterday
Where: The Green Maid (Formerly Mad Dogs and Englishmen)
Status: Complete
Rating: Pg13

( Don't you insult this place! )

Who: Jim Kirk, Janice Rand
What: Truthfully discussing alibis & getting dumped, unflattering pic is taken, pocket!universe!purse beating happens, naptime for Captain Jackass, and building pillow shielding forts around some guy's junk. QFT. Phew. Lotta quoting thar, mateys!
Where: Janice's house, Laguna Beach, CA
When: Yesterday
Status: Complete
Rating PG-13, language n' boner.

( Captain Jackass will sleep when he’s dead. )

Who: Jim Kirk, Janice Rand
What: Consulting, trying to turn chaos into order while searching for missing persons, and potential job offers. Janice definitely uses some creative cover stories when making inquiries.
When: Today/tonight, after this voice-mail message
Where: Laguna Beach
Rating: PG13, for some language.
Status: Complete

( Your mother's probably beside herself with joy you could at least get the dee plus you needed to make it out of the sixth grade. )