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Who: Clint Barton and Echo Ash Jackson
What: Coffee
When: Recent weekday morning
Warnings: Nah
Status: Closed, Complete

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Who: Clint Barton & Ciri
What: Post-dream unwinding, drinking and, uh, other activities.
When: After this [backdated]
Where: Clint's apartment
Rating: PG-13
Status: Complete

( You wanna talk about your dream or just… do something else to distract yourself? )

WHO: Clint Barton & Gaby Teller (brief appearance of Napoleon Solo)
WHERE: Gaby's Garage
WHEN: Jan 31st
WHAT: Everything is awful >.< (aka, Clint screws up again)
WARNINGS: R; non-graphic descriptions of violence
STATUS: Complete

( Clint didn’t think the dramatic eyeroll was needed, thank you very much, but at least both of Clint’s kneecaps were in one piece. )

Who: Yondu and Clint
When: Sometime in July
Where: At Yondu’s range in the desert
What: Shooting arrows, talking dreams, Yondu reveals he’s an alien by accident. You know, normal stuff.
Rating/Warnings: Some light swears.
Status: Complete

( Well, let's see what you got. )

WHO: Clint Barton & Liv Moore
WHERE: Streets then Liv's Place
WHEN: {backdated} sometime a little while ago
WHAT: Clint and Liv bump into each other after being out separately; Clint walks her home.
WARNINGS: PGish
STATUS: Complete

( He could even make two cups in the morning and try not get shot this month. )

WHO: Clint Barton & Gaby Teller-Mason
WHERE: Gaby's garage
WHEN: {backdated} July sometime
WHAT: Clint drops off his bucket of rust hoping Gaby can work a miracle.
WARNINGS: PG
STATUS: Complete

( No one could claim that Clint’s choices made sense, not even Clint. )

WHO: Clint Barton & Leonard McCoy
WHERE: Bones' vet practice
WHEN: Aug 2nd
WHAT: It's time for Lucky's vet check up! Finally. Clint is responsible owner.
WARNINGS: PG13 (mentions of past animal abuse)
STATUS: Complete

( Bones clearly had a love for animals, evident in how he was careful with Lucky. )

WHO: Clint Barton & Peter Quill
WHERE: Around town in Peter's truck
WHEN: Recently
WHAT: Clint's not driving, so Peter's nice enough to ferry him from one illegal meet up to another.
WARNINGS: Mild language, referenced injury.
STATUS: Complete.

( When this is all over, I'll make you a convert. You look like a frozen lemonade kind of guy anyways. )

WHO: Clint Barton & Liv Moore
WHERE: The Morgue x_x
WHEN: Recently
WHAT: Clint drops by the morgue in search of medic supplies to half-ass fix himself; instead he gets Liv.
WARNINGS: Mild language, injury.
STATUS: Complete.

( Have a nice night. Try not to get shot on your way home. )

WHO: Clint Barton & Leon Kennedy
WHERE: Clint's Place
WHEN: {backdated} Feb 13-18; tethered plot
WHAT: Leon shows up in Clint's bed. It's not the strangest morning ever, but it's bordering on the awkward.
WARNINGS: Mild language?
STATUS: Complete.

( You want some coffee? Looks like you need it. )

WHO: Clint Barton & Yondu Udonta & Peter Quill
WHERE: Yondu's packed place
WHEN: (backdated) Feb 1st
WHAT: Clint's past catches up with him, Yondu plays babysitter while Peter pouts.
WARNINGS: Light discussion of child neglect/abuse
STATUS: Complete.

( Who the hell was your employer Clint? If he's sendin' hit men after your ass I need to know. )

Who: Yondu and Clint Barton
When: November
Where: Around the OC
What: Random run in, recognizing faces
Rating/Warning: PG (some cussing)
Status: Complete

( Who gave a damn if he ended up wrong? Least that could happen was the guy ignoring him or saying he had the wrong person. )

Who: Clint Barton & Tony Stark
When: Backdated to forever ago~ <3
Where: Tony’s Lab
What: Chatting and drinks

( So, Clint was providing the burritos, and Tony was providing the booze. It was an absolutely fair trade.  )

Who: Leon, Clint and NPC!Chris
What: Halloween Costume shopping
Where: The mall
When: Octoberish
Rating/Warning: Low/none
Status: Complete

( Leon’s life had changed a lot since Chris had been dropped into it. )

WHO: Clint Barton & Natasha Romanoff
WHEN: Recently
WHERE: Nat's Stolen Sub
WHAT: Catch up and tours
WARNINGS: Nada
STATUS: Complete

( Imagine what we could do with a helicarrier? We could shoot a lot of people. )

WHO: Clint & Kate
WHEN: {backdated} early august
WHERE: their apartment
WHAT: cooling off; then heating up
WARNINGS: mild sexual theme; not graphic
STATUS: complete

( Making dinner. You hungry? )

Who: Clint and Jemma
What: Random Run In
When: Recently
Where: The Agency
Warnings: Low
Status: Partner Thread | Complete

( Is it safe to assume you’re part of a science squad? )

WHO: Clint & Tony
WHEN: (backdated) Late June
WHERE: Beach
WHAT: Tony's got toys for Clint to try out
WARNINGS: Nada
STATUS: Complete

( Who else would be reading your texts? | Have you met Natasha? )

Who: Hawkeye^2
When: When Kate was super sick, early April
Where: Hawkeye Apartment
What: Tending the sick
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete


( Kate lifted her utensils to dig in. Or, just the one. Spoon. Because what other utensils did a girl need for soup? )

Who: Jean and Clint
What: Coffee Encounters
When: 5/3
Where: A coffee shop
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13

( Do you… I mean… Do you know that your eyes are on fire? )

WHO: Clint & Kate
WHEN: (backdated) Valentine's Weekend
WHERE: Hotel Suite
WHAT: Belated Honeymoon
WARNINGS: sexual references; ftb
STATUS: Complete

( romance could wait )

Who: People on the Ground
What: Ground battle
Where: 100 miles east of Anahiem
When: 3/22 early afternoon
Status: In Progress and Open
Rating: Violence!


( It's the final countdown )

WHO: Clint Barton & Tony Stark
WHEN: (backdated) Mistletoe time
WHERE: Tony's Lab
WHAT: Mistletoe attack; dundundun
WARNINGS: Mild cussing
STATUS: Complete

( Orange County is pervy man. )

WHO: Clint & Sharon
WHEN: (waaaay backdated) December
WHERE: Mall somewhere
WHAT: During the Christmas Characters stuff.
WARNINGS: They shoot the Grinch... soooo PG?
STATUS: Complete

( Of course that meant, when a reported sighting of a giant, fuzzy green yeti came in, he was near the area and ended up wandering over to find some gridlocked traffic and cars almost on top of each other. )

Who: Clint Barton & Kate Bishop
When: Today, Dec 1
Where: The beach
What: Clint pops the question
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete

( You wanna get hitched? )

WHO: Clint & Tony
WHEN: Past weekendish
WHERE: Fancy Jewellery place
WHAT: Clint has an important purchase to make; Tony is running commentary/back up
WARNINGS: Mild language
STATUS: Complete

( It’d been a rough couple of months, all things considered, not that he was rushing into any decision. )

WHO: Clint Barton & Steve Rogers
WHEN: (backdated) Early October
WHERE: The Agency
WHAT: Hawkeye and Cap run into each other
WARNINGS: N/A
STATUS: Complete

( Clint wasn't in the least bit pleased with anything at the moment. )

WHO: Clint Barton & Tony Stark
WHEN: early September
WHERE: Clint's place
WHAT: Tony Stark is a giant girl. So is Clint. They are gossipy girls.
WARNINGS: Nada
STATUS: Complete

( Tony liked Clint’s dog as much as he liked any other animal. Which wasn’t all that much, to be honest. )

WHO: Clint Barton & Natasha Romanoff
WHEN: September 20th
WHERE: Gun range then a deli
WHAT: Clint's losing his sight, it's a big deal. So he talks to his BFF.
WARNINGS: Mild/Language
STATUS: Complete

( And then he stupidly ambushed her on the gun range where his hearing would already suffer never mind his vision; quick thinking there Barton. )

Who: Hawkeye^2
When: Late September
Where: Their place
What: Settling in after a hospital stay, Kate's on heavy pain meds
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete

( You’re so high. )

Who: Kate Bishop, Clint Barton, Frank Hardy
When: Today, after Kate got shot
Where: Hospital
What: Visiting
Rating/Warnings: Low/Hospital stuff, successful surgery to remove a bullet
Status: Complete!

( With Orange County there was always the risk of *some* chaos going on. )

Who: Barton & Wisdom
What: Infiltration, explosions, and bonding
When: Friday!
Where: A weapons depot, where Clint's bro Barney has gotten himself into some trouble
Rating/Warnings: Violence, snark, dick jokes
Status: Complete

( I’m about to start worrying about exactly what sort of shit you do in your free time. )

WHO: Clint & Kate with Barney
WHEN: late 5th Sep
WHERE: Clint & Kate's apartment
WHAT: Barney rolls into OC to stay with Clint and Kate for a while; pizza and stories to start
WARNINGS: Nada
STATUS: Complete

( Stop being a dick, you dick. )

Who: Kate and Clint
When: Week of July 4
Where: Mexico
What: Vacation
Rating/Warnings: Low/None (ftb on sex stuff)
Status: Complete

( Has anyone ever told you you dress down nice? )

Who: Tony Stark (Iron Man) and Clint Barton (Hawkeye) (With a cameo from Kate Bishop (Hawkeye))
When: June
Where: Clint and Kate’s place
What: New tech stuff (Housewarming present)
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete

( You can buy your own Keurig. )

Who: Peggy Carter and Clint Barton
What: Peggy trying to figure out what happened to Sharon
Where: Where Clint was meeting up with Sharon
When: Last night after this text
Rating: TBD
Status: In Progress

( And kick the ass of anyone that got in her way )

WHO: Clint, Kate & Liv
WHEN: Early June
WHERE: A nearby bar
WHAT: Clint gets around to thanking Liv for the patch up, introduces her to Kate and Liv just wants to play video games.
WARNINGS: Low/None
STATUS: Complete

( Now all she wanted to do was stay inside and play video games. )

WHO: Clint & Kate
WHEN: Early May; around the Stormtrooper plot
WHERE: Clint's place
WHAT: Lazy mornings and declarations
WARNINGS: High for smex.
STATUS: Complete

( Explaining the whole to Kate had been a laugh too, the embellishments that Clint just laughed at pretty much made the story. )

WHO: Clint Barton & Stefan Salvatore
WHEN: early May
WHERE: A Bar
WHAT: Two men, avoiding responsibilities, drinking.
RATING/WARNINGS: Low
STATUS: Complete

( He motioned to the bartender for another round. )

WHO: Clint Barton & Liv Moore
WHEN: 14th; mid-day
WHERE: The OC's Morgue
WHAT: Clint's a little banged up and needs some help.
RATING/WARNINGS: None; non-graphic mention of injuries
STATUS: Complete

( then he remembered Liv, at the ME’s office, and she was technically a doctor, right? )

WHO: Clint & Kate
WHEN: Tonight; super early morning
WHERE: Clint's place
WHAT: The prelude to the Siege has some affects on Clint in the waking world.
RATING/WARNINGS: Language, non-descriptive injury
STATUS: Complete

( Between capture, torture and the mind probing, Clint wasn’t overly surprised that he woke with a start )

Who: Tony Stark (Iron Man) and Clint Barton (Hawkeye)
When: Star Wars Day (May the Fourth)
Where: Disneyland
What: Being Avengers
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete

( Tony rolled his eyes. Seriously, Clint? Episode two? Possibly the worst writing out of the whole collection. )

Who: Agent Washington, Kate Bishop (Hawkeye), Clint Barton (Hawkeye)
When: Bodyswap
Where: Kate’s Place
What: Weirdness ensues
Rating/Warnings: Low/None? Swearing? XD
Status: Complete when posted

( It sounded odd for him to hear, but it probably would have been odder for the voice of a full grown man to come out of Kate’s mouth. )

WHO: Clint & Kate
WHEN: backdated: St Pat's day
WHERE: Clint's place
WHAT: Kate attempts holiday cooking; it does not go well.
RATING/WARNINGS: Mild Language
STATUS: Complete

( I thought St Patrick’s was just a good excuse to drink all day and spend it drunk on the floor somewhere )

WHO: Clint & Liv
WHEN: Recently
WHERE: The ME's Lab
WHAT: Welcome to Clint's trainwreck life; catching bullets and heading to the morgue (but with a pulse)
RATING/WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Complete

( try not to get shot again )

Who: Clint Barton and Sharon Carter
When: Recently
Where: The Agency
What: Discussing a Mission
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete

( Frazzled seemed to be how things were around here, but Clint wasn’t overly fussed about that anyway. )

WHO: Hawkeye & Hawkeye
WHEN: Valentine's Day
WHERE: Outside Victrola, then a diner
WHAT: Clint meets up with Kate for a late V-Day dinner.
RATING/WARNINGS: Low/None
STATUS: Complete

( It’s not my fault my toes turn to ice and your body’s like a radiator all the time. )

WHO: Clint & Tony
WHEN: Late Feb
WHERE: Tony's workshop
WHAT: Tony forgets a lunch meeting and the boys talk dreams
RATING/WARNINGS: Low/None
STATUS: Complete

( You are the biggest flake I have ever met. If I were dating you, I’d have dumped your ass by now. )

Who: Kate Bishop, Clint Barton, Tony Stark
What: Kate and Clint get separated, Clint and Tony bump into one another then get separated
Where: In the fog
When: During the Silent Hill Plot
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete when posted

( Are you fucking shitting me? )

Who: Natasha and Clint
What: Jabberjays get to Nat
When: Jabberjay day
Where: Somewhere also out there
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13

( They’re dying and I can’t help them! )