Logs

Who: Tony Stark and Seymour Birkhoff
When: August
Where: Tony’s Lab
What: Birkhoff needs… something. For something “kinda illegal”?
Ratings/Warning: Low/None
Status: Complete when posted

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WHO: Birkhoff & Kenzi
WHEN: Earlier this month
WHERE: Birkhoff's place
WHAT: Kenzi wakes from distressing dreams with unfortunate keepsakes.
WARNINGS: mentions of dream character death
STATUS: Complete

( But still, breakfast margarita-kale smoothies. )

WHO: Birkhoff & Killian
WHEN: Recently
WHERE: Bar
WHAT: Drop off and then a bar fight
WARNINGS: super mild violence
STATUS: complete

( Let’s make a break for it while we can )

WHO: Birkhoff & York
WHEN: (backdated) Like Feb?
WHERE: Agency
WHAT: Techy stuff that's boring but needed~
WARNINGS: Nada
STATUS: Complete

( I can uh… just wander. I’ll be back in ten minutes. )

WHO: Birkhoff & Stark & T'Challa
WHEN: Late Feb/Early March
WHERE: Stark Industries
WHAT: A trio of unsuspecting collaborators meet up over weapons retrieval
WARNINGS: Low
STATUS: Complete

( Can you please stop calling me Mister? I’m having some serious flashback moments that I don’t like. )

WHO: Birkhoff & Kenzi
WHEN: The Invasion
WHERE: Birkhoff's Lawn
WHAT: Husk's make their way to Birkhoff's; couple bonding time.
WARNINGS: Birkhoff's continuing inappropriate boner at Kenzi awesomeness
STATUS: Complete

( Were those zombies outside? )

WHO: Birkhoff & Caleb
WHEN: early Feb/mid Feb
WHERE: Birkhoff's pad
WHAT: Caleb & Techno see Birkhoff's new place
WARNINGS: None/mild language
STATUS: Complete

( Okay, that thing breaks anything, or pees on anything, and you are cleaning or replacing. )

Who: Kenzi & Birkhoff
What: Birkhoff shows off the new place and the bedroom that's going to be Kenzi's walk-in closet, what a guy
When: Recently~
Where: Birkhoff's
Rating/Warning: Low unless stripping for Mario Kart offends you
Status: Complete!

( I could stand to see sunlight more than once a week. Perhaps breathe some fresh air on occasion. )

WHO: Birkhoff & Kenzi
WHEN: October sometime
WHERE: Birkhoff's place
WHAT: Netflix and Chill
WARNINGS: FTB Adult situations
STATUS: Complete

( It was their week off, right?  )

Who: Birkhoff & 'Kenzi,' whom get interrupted by Killian and the actual Kenzi
What: Inari gets hers, bye Felicia
When: Backdated to this log, before the sickness plot
Where: Birkhoff's abode
Rating/Warnings: High for violence, blood and a fae getting chainsawed
Status: Complete!

( He was trying to avoid the notion of the dead kitsune on his floor that looked like his girlfriend right then, or the semi-dead pirate too, because honestly everything was just a mess. )

Who: Birkhoff & Caleb
When: Yesterday!
Where: Birkhoff's apartment
What: Caleb comes over to help decrypt the black box and ends up canon punctured.
Ratings/Warnings: Nada. PLL Spoilers? But all has been said from Caleb's dreams already
Status: Complete

( What you dream? That stuff? It’s a television show… A fairly popular if not entirely plot-hole ridden television show. )

Who: Kenzi & Birkhoff
What: Running into demons on the way to their first date, nbd
When: First day of the Breach Plot
Where: In the middle of the road, ~traffic jam~
Rating/Warnings: Language, demons, hilarity
Status: Complete!

( I got enough visions of you as some super fashionable assassin in heels without adding a concealed gun to the mix. )

WHO: Birkhoff & Kitty
WHEN: Today
WHERE: Agency
WHAT: Birkhoff has a job interview -weird or what?
RATING/WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Complete

( You could never have too many hackers )

Who: Killian & Birkhoff
What: Having worked together on the internets in the past, the Captain decides visiting the brain surgery patient in person is a good idea
When: This afternoon
Where: Birkhoff's place
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low, talk of shady things between somewhat shady people
Status: Complete

( We’re always in danger, living here. If it’s not your dream baggage, it’s someone else’s affecting us all. )

WHO: Birkhoff & Kenzi
WHEN: Today
WHERE: Birkhoff's beach home
WHAT: Brain surgery complete; Birkhoff gets a sitter
RATING/WARNINGS: None; minor mention of surgery
STATUS: Complete

( I will valiantly kill the evil little thing that had the potential to fry your fat brain )

Who: Birkhoff & Kenzi
What: Kill chips, Underworld Cruises, PokeTekken - oh myyy!
When: Let's say recent
Where: Birkhoff's abode
Rating/Warning: It's taaaame
Status: Complete!

( Shall we battle to the death with small collectible creatures to distract from the insanity our lives have become? )

WHO: Birkhoff & Stefan
WHEN: Early April
WHERE: Random bar
WHAT: Stefan's blowing off steam; Birkhoff's meeting associates
RATING/WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Complete

( to take his mind off things, Stefan headed to a local pub to have a few shots )

WHO: Birkhoff & Caleb
WHEN: Early April
WHERE: Hospital; MRI lab
WHAT: Super paranoia pays off; Birkhoff finds out if he does or does not have a kill chip with Caleb's help
RATING/WARNINGS: Nada
STATUS: Complete

( he wasn’t looking to just go get brain surgery if he didn’t absolutely need it )

Who: Seymour Birkhoff and Kate Bishop
When: February sometime
Where: Victrola
What: Birkhoff has been hired to follow Kate
Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete

( ...what if we could use this to our advantage? )

Who: Birkhoff & Kenzi
What: Showing off diamond shoes and nagging Seymour to stop digging into Mother Russia
When: Mid-February, probs
Where: Birkhoff's bachelor pad
Rating/Warnings: Shady business but nothing horrible
Status: Complete!

( And I would never want to deprive you of baby giraffe rides, because I know how special they really are. )

WHO: Birkhoff & Caleb
WHEN: Late February
WHERE: Outside Stark Enterprises
WHAT: Birkhoff is attempting to make a friend. It involves some low level stalking.
RATING/WARNINGS: Nada
STATUS: Complete

( when he did end up making friends, well, he wasn’t overly good at boundaries )

WHO: Birkhoff & Sharon
WHEN: January 12th
WHERE: Coffee Shop
WHAT: Birkhoff is out 'working', Sharon has a bad day.
RATING/WARNINGS: Low; mention of parental death.
STATUS: Complete

( He kind of liked ripping off scumbags, even if it was for other scumbags. )

Who: Birkhoff & Kenzi
What: Margaritas, nerds being nerds, dream stuff
When: Before Christmas
Where: Seymour's swanky pad
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low
Status: Complete!

( I’m as awesome as I know I am, so it might just be the stale pizza diet. )

Who: Birkhoff and Stark
When: December 10
Where: Respective Computers
What: Hacking and stuff
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete

( We're all mad here. )

Who: Caleb Rivers and Seymour Birkhoff
What: Two hackers meet at a coffee shop
Where: Coffee shop
When: Late November
Warnings: None
Status: Complete

( Score one for hacker etiquette. )