Logs

WHO: Maria Hill & Agent Coulson.
WHAT: Lunch.
WHEN: Thursday Afternoon.
WHERE: A particularly good deli of some nature.

( Catching Up. )

WHO: John Blake & Maria Hill.
WHAT: A quiet evening in.
WHERE: Their home, Irvine.
WHEN: Late Monday Night.
WARNINGS: TBD

( The Batman didn't patrol that often these days. )

Who: Maria Hill and John Blake.
What: Waking up.
Where: A hospital in Las Vegas.
When: Tuesday evening.

( Beep. Beep. Beep. )

WHO: John Blake & Maria Hill (witnessed by Agent Coulson & Arthur Smith).
WHAT: Something new, something old, something borrowed, something blue.
WHERE: Las Vegas, Bellagio Hotel.
WHEN: Monday Afternoon.

( John was fidgeting, but not out of nerves. )

WHO: Agent Coulson & Maria Hill
WHAT: Investigations & Conversations
WHERE: Around the OC
WHEN: Wednesday
WARNINGS: Mentions of violence, etc.

( Someone really wanted the initials to spell SHIELD. )

WHO: John Blake & Maria Hill.
WHAT: Being Schmoopie.
WHERE: Their apartment in Irvine.
WHEN: Wednesday night.
WARNINGS: TBD, but likely some sexy times (knowing them.)

( Domestics. )

WHO: John Blake & Maria Hill
WHAT: Smut that went plotty.
WHERE: Their House in Irvine.
WHEN: Sunday Night.
WARNINGS: Uh, porn. A lot of porn. But then fluff. But they're naked. Look, just saying it's porn.

( Happy Birthday To You. )

Who: Kaioh Michiru, Tenoh Haruka, Clark Kent, John Blake, and 2 NPC Kidnappers.
What: Saving Michiru.
When: Late evening Feb. 6th.
Where:Barn like Cabin in the woods.
Rating: TBD, Violence possible, suggesting at torture, needles, drugs.
Status: In Progress.

( She could -feel- her. )

WHO: John Blake & Maria Hill.
WHAT: Post-nap Discussions.
WHEN: Saturday afternoon.
WHERE: Their apartment.
WARNINGS: It's them. Assume NSFW.

( His arm was asleep. )

Who: Maria Hill, Phil Coulson, and John Blake.
What: Maria remembers Madripoor. It isn't pretty.
Where: John and Maria's apartment.
When: Thursday night.
Rating: R for torture, heartbreak, and other bad stuff.
Status: In progress.

( It's white walls and blood smears. )

WHO: John Blake & Maria Hill
WHAT: Rough Night and Feelings.
WHERE: Maria's apartment.
WHEN: Sunday Night.
WARNINGS: TBD (but seriously you guys, it's them.)

( From the couple that brought you the first rooftop sex... )

Who: Maria Hill and John Blake.
What: A rooftop talk. Yeah, this'll end well.
Where: Maria's roof.
When: Tuesday night.
Rating: HIGH, because they're idiots.
Status: In progress.

( This was ridiculous. )

WHO: John Blake & Maria Hill (With special guest appearances by ~spoiler alert~)
WHAT: Extreme unresolved tension, alcohol and hidden histories.
WHEN: Friday Night.
WHERE: The Stark Gala.
WARNINGS: Probably cursing, alcohol use, sexual references and muffins. (No not really muffins.)

( The last thing John wanted to do was be here. )

Who: Maria Hill and (an incognito) John Blake.
What: Nighthawk, meet Agent Hill.
Where: A dark alley somewhere.
When: Sunday night. I think.
Rating: PG-13, at least, for mentions of violence and probably swearing.
Status: In progress.

( When she couldn't concentrate anymore, it was time for a walk. )

WHO: John Blake & Maria Hill.
WHAT: Mutual oil-changes. (On their cars, perverts. Totally not a lot of bruises and awkward tension, nope.)
WHERE: Han Solo's Garage.
WHEN: Tuesday Afternoon.
WARNINGS: TBD, although it's unlikely anyone will either get shot or laid.

( I mean, I suppose it's always a risk. )

Who: Agents Hill and Coulson.
What: Late night work, and also bro-moments (broments?).
Where: FBI offices.
When: Wednesday night.
Rating: Low. They're professionals, people.
Status: Complete.

( The dreams were getting to her more than anything. )

Who: Maria Hill.
What: A dream of loss.
Where: Her bedroom.
When: Monday evening.
Rating: PG-13 for violence, blood, dream!character 'death'.
Status: Narrative/complete.

( This was chaos. )

Who: Maria Hill and John Blake, with special radio guest Agent Coulson.
What: The world's most uncomfortable stakeout.
Where: Outside a warehouse, somewhere in California.
When: Monday night.
Rating: R for language, feelings, and every bit of suppressed anger possible.
Status: Complete.

( Hill had felt way too much like a rat in a cage for the past few weeks. )

Who: Maria Hill and Clark Kent.
What: Pressure washers and tribble carcasses.
Where: Maria's house.
When: Backdated to Saturday afternoon.
Rating: TBD, but there will probably be some swearing.
Status: In progress.

( As weeks went, this one had been less than ideal. )

WHO: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Thor Odinson, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, Peggy Carter, Pepper Potts, Maria Hill, Nick Fury & Phil Coulson.
WHAT: Steve learns a valuable lesson about Audience Participation at the Rocky Horror Picture Show, and that he shouldn't trust Tony. Ever.
WHERE: Art Theatre, Long Beach.
WHEN: Future dated to Sunday night.
WARNINGS: Cross dressing, TTW (Typical Tony Warnings of Alcohol and Swearing), arrests, drag queens fighting, this log has everything! Well, except sex. In theory.

( I'm just a sweet transvestite... )

Who: Agent Coulson, Maria Hill, Nick Fury, Steve Rogers, Orb Kaftan, and Bob Howard.
What: Fury rescues Hill and Coulson from their drunken escapade. Then there is a Steve, a Bob, an Orb, and a scavenger hunt.
Where: A bar, somewhere, and then a donut shop.
When: Thursday night.
Rating: TBD, but probably PG-13ish for language and drunkenness.
Status: Complete!

( Or maybe that was just her drunk mind playing tricks on her. )

Who: Agent Coulson and Agent Hill.
What: Donuts and dream talk.
Where: A bakery somewhere in Orange County.
When: Saturday afternoon, after this.
Rating: PG. They're professionals, people.
Status: In progress.

( She actually did want donuts. )

WHO: Agents Hill & Coulson with Pepper Potts
WHAT: Who Shot Tony Stark?
WHERE: Irvine General Hospital
WHEN: Saturday Night
WARNINGS: None, most likely.

( Film Noir With A Lot Less Noir. )