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Jan. 11th, 2014


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this is becoming quite inconvenient, not to mention rather tedious.


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Who: Sylvanas, Mayuri and GlaDOS
What: Banshee Queen Attack!
When: 1/10/2014
Where: SDRI
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for violence and snark

If you can hear me, creature, hear this. I faced the armies of the Lich King. My forces laid waste to Gilnaes. I am the Queen of the Damned and you do not frighten me. I will learn your magics and I will turn them to my own uses. The Forsaken will rise again. )

Jan. 3rd, 2014


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Who: Rose Tyler, Gwen Stacy, Lara Croft, GlaDOS, Luisa Rey & Open!
When: Between 8:00AM and 4:00PM Friday, January 3rd
Where: The local Starbucks in Irvine
What: Seeing the regulars come and go!
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Open!
Note: More than one is welcome! Just start a new thread! I'm sure Rose will be able to find some time for everyone throughout her shift!

Something Today )

Dec. 1st, 2013


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Who: GlaDOS and the Luteces
Where: a restaurant
What: a deal falls through
When: recently
Warnings/Rating: PG for GlaDOS being a creeper, but really this log's just for fun
Status complete

Morals. How quaint and useless when there’s science to be had )

Nov. 14th, 2013


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Who are you and would you like to earn some money?


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Who: GlaDOS and Lena
What: GlaDOS gets a test subject....
Where: Out and about
When: after GlaDOS got her new look
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13

I’d offer cake but you don’t need the help. )

Nov. 11th, 2013


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No. Not that one. It’s too chubby. It reminds me of someone. I will not be a whale.


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Who: GlaDOS and Mayuri
What: We can make her stronger, faster...GlaDOS gets a more mobile body.
Where: SDRI
When: Monday
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13

And the nose is beak like. You’re not doing it right. Did you remember the portals?  )

Nov. 9th, 2013


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We would like to remind you that you have to be in functioning order to continue testing.


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Who: Mayuri and GlaDOS, also featuring Defence Turret
What: Discovering things in the lab, coming to a deal, bickering
When: A few days ago
Where: Their labs
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for sciency things


Since you are damaged, you’ve failed. Try again later. )

Nov. 6th, 2013


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Oh. Too bad. You smashed your face.


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Who: GlaDOS
What: Testing
When: Recently
Where: Deep underground
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for explosive panels

The Enrichment Center is not responsible for broken noses, dislocated teeth or death as a result of testing. )

Nov. 1st, 2012


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"Cat food. I have a kitten."


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Who: GlaDOS and Rahne
What: GlaDOS has a kitten, gets advice, and potentially hires an test subject aid.
Where: a store
When: Thursday
Status: complete
Rating: PG

For Science )

Oct. 22nd, 2012


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Who: Caroline
What: she moves into a new lab
Where: Undisclosed
When: recently
Status: complete
Rating: Pg-13 for kittens

The cake had not been a lie. )

Sep. 23rd, 2012


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There is too much artificial in us...


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Who: River Tam, Caroline
What: Picnic lunches and deep discussions
When: Uhm... Thursday afternoon or so?
Where: A park somewhere
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13, Triggers for Weird Science and River Insanity
Status: Complete.

We put on masks and say things to ourselves we would never say to the world, we hide secrets, we hide things from ourselves, even. We lie. We lie, and lie. )

Aug. 7th, 2012


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"Do you think you can build an incinerator room?"


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Who: Mayuri Kurotsuchi and GlaDOS
What: SCIENCE BITCHES
When: Monday
Where: GlaDOS’ lab
Rating: PG-13 for dissection discussion
Status: Complete

For disposing of test subjects when the tests are complete, of course. )

Jul. 28th, 2012


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Who: Simon Tam & Caroline (GLaDOS)
What: Simon plays the big brother protector role and freaks out at Caroline
When: Before the portal/tribble plot ending
Where: Caroline's lab
Rating: PG for now
Status: In progress

Read more... )

Jun. 15th, 2012


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"You're a serial killer, aren't you?"


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Who: Caroline, Pete Wisdom
What: Briefly questioning the Lady o' Science and mediating a protection offer
When: Probably right before the internet choochoo derailed in Tony Stark's post. But Tony Stark's threads often get derailed and Pepper just yells at him anyway. dagnabbit angry hamster :(
Where: Caroline's Labs
Rating: PG13, likely language, lab rats
Status: Complete!

They mutilate animals, after all. )

Jun. 13th, 2012


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Your mind is telling you something. Maybe you're insane!"


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Who: Dani and Caroline
What: Setting boundries about "science"
When: Sunday afternoon
Where: A coffee place
Status: complete
Rating: PGish

I'm starting to think so )

Jun. 6th, 2012


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"The idea was to produce smarter children."


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Who: Caroline and Pete
What: Interrogations
Where: Aperture Science Lab
When: Yesterday
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for SCIENCE. And language

Smashing. What everyone needs. Anklebiters that grow up into smart arse kids, worse than they already are. )

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"can you feel that?"


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Who: Dani, Caroline, and Scott
What: Dani wakes screaming and paralyzed from a nightmare
When: Two days ago, I forgot to post!
Where: Dani's house
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13

No, it... it really did, it was... I can't... )

Jun. 4th, 2012


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[info]ms_moonstar
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Yes, are you home alone?


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Who: Dani, Caroline, Scott Summers a bit
What: Caroline introduces Dani to the Portal Gun
When: Last night
Where: Dani's house
Rating: PG-13 for hints at sexiness.
Status: Complete

Is the man with a stick lodged firmly up his ass home? )

Jun. 2nd, 2012


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Who: Caroline (GlaDOS) and Laura Kinney
What: Lunch and discussion of an internship.
Where: A restaurant
When: May 26. I saved it in my journal and forgot to post till now XD
Rating: PGish
Status: Complete!

I resigned. There were some seedy things going on there, and I couldn't in good conscience continue to work for them. )

May. 27th, 2012


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[info]ms_moonstar
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Is that your code name for a date...


[info]ms_moonstar
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Who: GlaDOS and Dani Moonstar
What: Studies in Human Behavior. For science.
Where: A bar
When: Proceeding after this post on the Valarnet
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13
Triggers: mentions of animal testing

Or am I going to wake up in a lab later with a bad taste in my mouth and handcuffs on? )

May. 17th, 2012


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I don't really try. Everythin' goes to shience. Do you want to eshpirment?"


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Who: Faith and Caroline
What: GlaDOS walks into a bar and...
Where: Where Faith works!
When: Tonight!
Status: complete!
Rating PG13!

Maybe when you're sober. )

May. 2nd, 2012


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Today was supposed to be a good day for science, what was that? That wasn't science.


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Who: Alma and Caroline
What: SCIENCE
Where: ATC labs
When: Yesterday
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for fire.

Do we still get cake? )