Logs

Who: Regina & Klaus
What: Randomly meeting, discussing art
When: Before Regina's wedding
Where: Art Gallery
Rating/Warnings: Nope!
Status: Complete!

( He was his own boss, and would have a gallery again soon enough. )

Who: Killian & Kenzi (plus appearances by Regina and Garcian)
What: A sibling dance of bonding at the Jones Wedding
When: Tonight
Where: The Jolly Roger
Rating/Warnings: Mentions of death, language, Hawke is somewhere being the ass-grabbing fairy
Status: Complete!

( He didn’t have a mother for the ‘mother-groom’ traditional dance but he had a sister who was more than willing to step in and improvise. )

Who: Kenzi & Garcian Smith, with Killian & Regina
What: Kenzi dies, and Garcie's summoned for a battle of wills against a valkyrie over her soul
When: This morning
Where: Casa de Disney Villains
Rating/Warning: Death, language, Kenzi being ecstatic she didn't poop herself
Status: Complete!

( He wouldn’t stop until he felt a heartbeat under his hands. )

Who: Regina & Gamora
What: Discussing wedding dresses and normal dresses as they bond
When: Today
Where: Regina's Crypt
Rating/Warnings: Some language but that's it
Status: Complete!

( But her looking hot? That was something new she was willing to try. )

Who: Regina and Aria
What: Regina is giving Aria a glamor for when she turns into an asari.
When: Recently!
Where: Casa de Disney Villains
Warnings: Pretty low, though it takes place in Regina's crypt with all the creepy that goes with that

( Aria may have questionable morality, but she had an odd sense of nobility as well. )

Who: Hooked Queen (with Meara at the end)
What: Regina dreams of the latest Storybrooke mess, and needs to start drinking wine early
When: Crack of dawn
Where: Haus of Villainy
Rating/Warnings: Just them being pervy but nothing awful
Status: Complete

( The Roger was perfect for them, no hoity-toity venue necessary (though she was still debating on chair ribbons, hmm). )

Who: Ruby & Regina (and Prince Charming...the dog)
What: Ruby stops by to talk shop and also drop off an invitation for an event at the B&B, then gets a slight magic demonstration
When: Today?
Where: Haus of Disney Villainy
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low!
Status: Complete

( Red Riding Hood was one of theirs. Paths would have intersected eventually - this was proof. )

Who: Isabela, Hawke, Killian, and Regina (plus Dog)
What: Bela takes them out for Lady Sunshine's maiden voyage, but of course they come across a kraken
When: This weekend
Where: Out in the wild blue sea!
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low, just violence against a giant squid (and references to tentacle porn)
Status: Complete

( Gods help the monster that tried pulling them down under. They’d simply fight it drunk. )

WHO: Thalia Grace and Regina Mills
WHERE: Killian and Regina’s place
WHEN: May 2
WHAT: Thalia looks for Killian and finds Regina instead
RATING: PG
STATUS: log; completed

( ... )

Who: Regina & Gamora
What: GIRL DATE~ and some gossip
When: This past weekend
Where: A very classy bar
Rating/Warnings: It's low, except talks of bangin' and a little death
Status: Complete

( Don’t be shy - you can tell me all the gritty details. )

Who: Regina & Killian, with Henry, Kenzi and Baby Jones at the end
What: Evil Queen and Captain Hook wake up in a mirror realm - with a dragon
When: This morning
Where: Mirror Realm, then Casa of Villainy
Rating/Warnings: Innuendo, language
Status: Complete!

( In the meantime, he’d just let the dragon play with his food for a bit. Killian was nothing if not a tricky distraction. )

Who: Raistlin and Regina
What: Regina comes by for a surprise visit, and is surprised herself
When: Sometime today
Where: Tas and Raistlin's apartment
Rating/Warnings Lowish
Status: Complete!

( He had not seen or spoken with Regina for quite some time )

Who: Regina & Caroline
What: Catching up over coffee and Meara
When: Recently
Where: Casa de Disney Villains
Rating/Warning: Low
Status: Complete!

( Everything was overwhelming right now, but Caroline was excited. )

Who: Tas and Regina
What: Regina whips up some shapeshifting potions of Tas' use.
When: Early morning. Recently, before the reaper plot.
Where: Regina's house
Rating/Warning: Low/none
Status: Complete

( I’m pretty good at not talking. People are always shushing me, so I’ve learned really well. Why haven’t you had your coffee yet? I could go make you some if you’d like. I make pretty good coffee. )

WHO: Emma & Regina
WHEN: Early Feb
WHERE: Regina's home
WHAT: Questions, congrats and some wicked planning.
WARNINGS: Nada.
STATUS: Complete

( It looks like you’re picking me up for a date, Emma )

Who: Regina Mills & Gamora
What: Tending to Meara (who is feeling a little under the weather), working, and discussing the dreams
When: Today
Where: Haus of Disney Villainy
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - some talk of not being able to have children
Status: Complete

( Expect for nothing to ever go the way you think it will. )

Who: Hades & Regina
What: Hades brings over the baby's dream blanket, and Regina informs him about his fate in Storybrooke
When: Today
Where: Casa de Disney Evil
Rating/Warnings: Language, mentions of death, typical things
Status: Complete!

( Sucking in a breath, all of a sudden his hair burst into flame - there came the startling blue fire, and oh, what was that? Eyebrows too. )

Who: Regina & Neal
What: Giving Neal some intel about his father, with some surprises
When: Tonight
Where: Casa de Disney Villains
Rating/Warnings: Pretty lowish!
Status: Complete!

( If my brother is as messed up as I am, from having a dad like ours, maybe I should just leave him be. )

Who: Hooked Queen (plus Henry for a little bit)
What: Regina figures out what her super sense is, and then gets a ring
When: New Years Eve, a little before midnight
Where: Superhero Dance Party
Rating/Warnings: Just feels and innuendo, because it's THESE TWO
Status: Complete

( Death, resurrection, a child they chose to have and treat as their own. Regina wasn’t afraid of the next step, and neither was he. )

Who: Royal Pirate Family + Liam, who randomly appears!
What: Wish granted
When: Yesterday, the 15th
Where: Haus of Disney Villainy
Rating/Warnings: Loads of feels
Status: Complete

( For a moment, everything was downright perfect. Bling and all. )

Who: Regina, Shepard and Meara
What: Meeting the new baby and the tick toc of the biological clock
When: Recently
Where: Regina's
Status: complete
Rating: PG for feels
( What’s the worse that a baby can do? )

Who: Regina & Tas
What: Regina gets an unexpected pest tagging along for some shopping
When: Before the adoption happened
Where: A STORE of sorts
Rating/Warnings: Regina contemplates murder a lot?
Status: Complete!

( Well, worse case scenario she could stuff the body in one of the laundry hampers on display. )

Who: Hooked Queen (Regina & Killian), with a certain 'green bean'
What: Preparing to take some precious cargo back home
When: Today
Where: Kentucky, right outside of Oz
Rating/Warning: None, really, just cuteness
Status: Complete!

( Zelena choosing to give her up for adoption was what he and Regina hoped for, and Killian was just relieved it went that way. )

Who: Regina, Kenzi & Caroline
What: Introductions over sangria
When: This afternoon
Where: House of Villainy
Rating/Warning: It's pretty low
Status: Complete!

( Kenzi did expect some kind of fulfillment to the cliche, honestly - maybe something pale with sunken eyes, a sparkle here or there, some kind of black clothing expressing their deep and inner woes of their immortal existence. )

Who: Regina & Killian, with the debut of a normal Kenzi
What: A pirate captain's bleeding from his face
When: Today
Where: Their home
Rating/Warnings: None, aside from gory sickness
Status: Complete!

( You shouldn’t touch me, and I’m not going to breathe on you. )

Who: Henry and Regina
What: Regina gets her first look at Orange County's Gloryhole, also, a little something about a doll
When: Recently
Where: Henry's Haunted Apartment
Ratings/Warnings: Lowish
Status: Complete!

( That’s far from normal. )

Who: Regina & Midna
What: Hiring a little extra help to prepare for the future
When: Today
Where: Home of Disney Villains
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low
Status: Complete!

( There was no such thing as being over-prepared, right? )

Who: Neal & Regina, with the babyyyyyy
What: Visiting Nikolas and sharing some important news and plans with each other
When: Beginning-ish of August
Where: Swan-Cassidy abode
Rating/Warnings: Nothing but poopy diapers!
Status: Complete

( I can take him, unless you want to try out the homemade butt wipes firsthand. )

Who: Hooked Queen (Regina & Killian)
What: An important discussion that leads to an important decision
When: After these texts
Where: The House of Villainy
Rating/Warning: Nudity, some adultish things
Status: Complete!

( Could they not name the little girl something weird though? Seemed like everyone in Storybrooke had a penchant for picking names of the recently deceased, and getting it all wrong. )

Who: Hooked Queen (Regina & Killian)
What: Discussing Killian's business ventures and asking a question
When: This afternoon
Where: A brunch cafe, with cinnamon rolls
Rating/Warning: Innuendos, of course
Status: Complete!

( We managed in your carriage, we can manage with more people in the house - your walls are thicker than mine, anyway. )

WHO: Emma & Regina NPC!Henry
WHEN: End of June
WHERE: Casa SwanFire
WHAT: Regina drops in on the heavily pregnant Swan.
RATING/WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Complete

( Nikolas seemed like he didn’t want to come out in all this mess though - who could blame him? )

Who: Killian, Regina, and Kenzi
What: There's a rift beneath the water, mermaids are swimming out, and that's not good
When: Tonight
Where: Jones Family Houseboat
Rating/Warnings: Homemade bombs and really unfriendly mermaids, like, you don't want these to be part of your world
Status: Complete

( What the heck are you two even WEARING? )

Who: Caroline, Peeta, and Regina
When: Early this morning
What: Caroline experiences side effects from her dream pregnancy
Where: Peeta's and Caroline's place
Rating/Warning: Pretty low!
Status: Complete

( Hold still. And please don’t ever become magically pregnant here. )

Who: The Inquisitor & The Unevil Queen
What: Crafting potions, also Necromancy
When: Last Wednesday
Where: Regina's crypt
Rating/Warnings: Low - magic and skulls and bubbling cauldrons, oh my
Status: Complete

( The skull, admittedly, was a tad unsettling - the structure of it looked a little twisted with its open jaws, the jeweled eyes, the aura it gave off. )

Who: Hazel Levesque & Regina Mills
When: May 16
Where: Regina’s house
What: Hazel can summon jewels and metal from the earth, she’s trying to figure that shit out
Rating/Warnings: Probably not?
Status: Complete when posted!

( It's a little strange coming in through a mausoleum, but after dreaming about the Underworld, I guess it's not the strangest thing )

Who: Regina, Kenzi, Neal, and Killian (with guest appearances by several dead people), also featuring NPC!Hades
What: Doing whatever it takes to bring back one soul
When: Today!
Where: Under County, CA
Rating/Warnings: Medium-ish for talk of murder, lots of FEELS, splitting a heart, Hades is a troll
Status: Complete

( Do you mind? I'm getting a pedicure here. )

Who: Regina & Neal
What: Searching for an entrance into the Underworld, their guide a cat
When: Wednesday night
Where: Disneyland, after hours
Rating/Warning: None, just sass
Status: Complete!

( It’s always existed, dearie. You just have to know how to open it. )

Who: Trevelyan, Kenzi, Regina, Emma Swan, and Henry Townshend (with ghost Hook)
What: A seance, to contact the deceased Killian
When: This weekend sometime
Where: Regina's crypt
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - some creepy ghost shit and Max is possessed for a little bit
Status: Complete

( Ghoulies and ghosts, wherever you dwell, give us a sign by ringing a bell! )

Who: Henry Townshend and Regina Mills
What: Regina gives Henry his heart back
Where: Henry's apartment
When: Yeseterday afternoon
Warnings: Minor feels and more hands in Henry's chest
Status: Complete!

( Regina's hands were warm at least )

Who: Caroline & Regina
What: Caroline stops by to lend a hand after things went to hell - or the Underworld, technically
When: Morning after Killian's death
Where: Regina's house
Rating/Warning: Mentions of death but that's it
Status: Complete

( If Caroline had to do her little compulsion trick for whatever reason, whether to ease a stressed client or make them believe they liked the wrong lampshades then, really, Regina didn’t care. )

Who: Regalfire (Neal & Regina), plus Kenzi and a little bit of NPC!Henry
What: Plotting out a trip to the Underworld, nbd
When: Today, perhaps
Where: Gigi's house
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - death talk?
Status: Complete

( Never did he think ‘bargaining with Hades’ would be his life, but welcome to Orange County. )

Who: Killian, Regina, and Kenzi
What: Finding the one he loves the most to take her heart, but the Dark One changes his mind - then asks to die to break the curse forever
When: Tonight
Where: Hans' former condo in Laguna Beach
Rating/Warnings: High for character death via sword impalement and tears and FEELS
Status: Complete

( He was going to die, and then it’d be over, and she wouldn’t have her brother anymore. All because of this stupid curse, thanks to this stupid place, and it may have brought them together but it was also taking him away. )

Who: Regina & Dark!Hook
What: Killian comes by to try to talk his darling into his plan, and she attempts to lock him in a magic urn
When: Tonight
Where: Regina's house
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - some Dark One crazy
Status: Complete

( The only way to stop is to BE stopped. This is the fate of all Dark Ones. )

Who: Raistlin & Regina
What: Discussions of magic and dark curses
When: Before the HG Plot
Where: Regina's Crypt
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( We could use more protection spells, I think - we’ve got enough destruction going around as it is. )

Who: Mary Margaret Blanchard and Regina Mills
What: Bringing Regina a dream item to keep safe
When: Backdated: Early January
Where: A Bar
Rating/Warnings: Family Friendly
Status: Complete

( It’s not a gun, Mary Margaret, you don’t need to be sneaky about it )

Who: Caroline & Regina
What: A dream-related pregnancy scare from Caroline
When: Today
Where: Regina's home
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( He was so great the first time, but now his dreams are invading this whole place and the twins wouldn’t even be his. Or mine! )

Who: Villaintines Hook & Regina, with a brief Kenzi cameo at the end
What: Their plans get disrupted, twice
When: Today
Where: Restaurant, then Killian's houseboat
Rating/Warnings: High, for almost sexy-times in the shower
Status: Complete!

( If I could only prove you sabotaged the night to get to this point, pirate. )

Who: Killian & Regina, with Kenzi at the end
What: Potion creations and curing the sickly one
When: Today, after Killian and Bo killed the basilisk
Where: Gigi's house, then the hospital
Rating/Warnings: Language, blood, but nothing terrible
Status: Complete!

( I can’t wait to shave my legs again. )

Who: Captain Hook & Evil Queenie
What: A surprising amount of intimacy, completely clothed, with trashy TV playing in the background
When: After this
Where: Definitely not the Four Seasons, NYC
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low, oddly cute
Status: Complete!

( That hook’s become sort of a part of me anyway. It’s...who I am. Even if not entirely, but still a portion that can’t be ignored. )

Who: Hooker Queen Hooker is not a typo
What: Killian's gone to New York for work, and Regina came with him to take care of some business too - which includes paying a visit to her mother the Queen of Hearts
When: Thursdayish
Where: Cora's house, NYC
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - threats, Killian has sticky fingers, Cora gets her heart ripped out (literally)
Status: Complete

( Take whatever you feel like. It’s not as if she has good taste. )