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Who: Leon S. Kennedy and Isabela
What: A chance meeting leads to a partnership of sorts
When: Back dated to late January, prior to Leon signing onto the network
Where: A greasy spoon diner
Rating/Warning: Low/none
Status: Complete!

( Well, look who's gone and graced my booth with his presence )

Who: Isabela and Miranda
What: Evil Mistletoe and kisses too amazing to ignore. But Isabela will.
When: Over Christmas during the evil mistletoe plot. Yeah, I'm that slow sometimes.
Where: Miranda's flat
Rating/Warnings: PG-13? It's them, but hands are above the waist mostly.
Status: Complete!

( And if I get burned, at least we were electrified )

Who: Kirk, Isabela and Miranda
What: Tether plot
When: Tether plot
Where: Miranda's place
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for Isabela's mouth, and then R for Isabela's mouth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


( Because it’s definitely not mine. )

Who: Isabela, Miranda, Aria and NPCs Oriana Lawson and Henry Lawson
What: Oriana was kidnapped by her father. Miranda recruited Isabela and Aria to help her take down her father and this Hydrabus facility
When: November, right before Thanksgiving
Where: Undisclosed Hydrabus research facility
Warnings: High for violence, patricide and language

( It had been incredibly difficult, but they’d survived, and Miranda had come out of it as strong as diamond. )

Who: Thomas Raith and Isabela
What: Lunch and a new business being planned
When: Recently
Where: An Indian restaurant
Rating/Warnings: Medium for talk of sex and orgies with pizza delivery people
Status: Complete when posted

( To our new business )

Who: Bela and Joe
What: Getting Lunch, Discussing friendship and trust stuff.
When: Sometime before the yacht blew up.
Where: A diner somewhere in the OC.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13? R? IDK It's Bela.
Status: Complete!

( ...It's sort of empty sometimes. I never thought I'd admit that. )

Who: Isabela and Miranda featuring Morrigan
What: Miranda dreams about the suicide mission and she doesn't come out unscathed.
When: July 27th
Where: Miranda's apartment, then the hospital
Warnings: Broken bones and a punctured lung suffered from debris partially crushing her, otherwise language is a given

( That Shepard, always getting everyone into trouble )

Who: Rachel and Isabela
What: Isabela thought she was shipping one thing but it turns out it was something else
When: 7/7
Where: At sea
Status: Complete
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, abuse and trafficking trigger warnings, needles/drugs… honestly canon typical violence for both canons.

( What if we just kept sailing? )

Who: Laurence and Isabela
What: Meeting at the pier
When: End of April
Where: The pier
Ratings/Warnings: Low/none
Status: Complete

( If that boat was mine I'd treat her right. Get my hands all over her and make sure she felt appropriately taken care of )

Who: Isabela and Miranda
What: Fighting a reaaally big cat
When: During the Incense Plot
Where: Stuck somewhere in some prehistoric jungle
Rating/Warnings: Mild? There's some blood and violence.
Status: Complete!

( Sweet thing, no one and nothing could upstage you, least of all me. And certainly not this gigantic cat. )

Who: Isabela & Rose
What: Rose gets to visit Isabela’s home
When: Thursday
Where: Isabela’s ship
Rating: Low
Status: Complete!

( You're going to have an amazing afternoon. Promise! )

Who: Isabela and Miranda
What: They've both been hit by "Cupid's" arrow. Romance ensues.
When: During the Valentine's Day plot
Where: Miranda's apartment
Warnings: Nothing but cuteness and mushiness here

( I love you. Balls. No, I didn't mean to blurt that. I brought some amazing wine, pretend that's what I said. Can we shut the door and have a do over? )

Who: Isabela, Chase
What: Getting lunch, flirting, 'going back to her place'.
When: Sometime before this post
Where: A gym, Chase's Car, and etc.
Rating/Warnings: Uh... IDEK. R. There's some mentions of Chase being a few months shy of underage.
Status: Complete!

( You’re just full of surprises aren’t you? What language was that? )

Who: Isabela, Aria and Miranda
What: Isabela gets the VIP treatment at Aria's club, and gets a private moment with Miranda.
When: Late January-ish
Where: Afterlife
Warnings: PG-13 given they're in the strip club part of Afterlife and there's a lap dance at the end

( I trust that you like what you see thus far? )

Who: Joe and Bela
What: A morning after
When: Backdated to late November
Where: Bela's fancy yacht
Rating/Warnings Teen for somewhat adult situations
Status: Complete!

( You look extremely pleased with yourself this morning. )

Who: Isabela and Kirk
What: Experiencing Bela's Yacht
When: recent
Where: out to see
Rating: Medium to high for flirting and dialogue
Status: complete

( About the only time I’ve never wanted a cougar on top of me. )

Who: Isabela, Hawke & Dorian
What: Attempted battle that turns into a cartoonish comedy because nothing is working right
When: Today
Where: Not far from the Temple of Arms
Rating/Warnings: Language mostly
Status: Complete!

( I do not get paid enough in any job ever to get things trapped in my beard! )

Who: Lina & Isabela (with a side of Hawke)
What: Discussing a rising cult situation while research is being done
When: Earlier today
Where: The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Discussions of cults, brainwashing, demons, language, and Hawke and Bela groping each other (what else is new though)
Status: Complete!

( People with families, normal jobs, copious images of their pets. No sign of a group leader responsible for being a charismatic devil worshipper. )

Who: Isabela and Marguerite
What: Random meeting
When: Recently
Where: The Hanged Man
Warnings: Low
Status: Partner Thread | Complete

( I was a pirate in another life, you know. Even had dreams about it. )

Who: Possessed Raistlin and Isabela
What: A demand
When: This evening
Where: Bela and Hawke's apartment above the Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings Mediumish for violence
Status: Complete!

( This ought to be good )

Who: Isabela, Hawke, Killian, and Regina (plus Dog)
What: Bela takes them out for Lady Sunshine's maiden voyage, but of course they come across a kraken
When: This weekend
Where: Out in the wild blue sea!
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low, just violence against a giant squid (and references to tentacle porn)
Status: Complete

( Gods help the monster that tried pulling them down under. They’d simply fight it drunk. )

Who: Isabela & Hawke
What: Anniversary shenanigans - Bela gives him daggers, he pulls a prank before the grand reveal
When: May 12
Where: A marina
Rating/Warnings: Language, but that's it
Status: Complete!

( Dicks. A symbol of their love. )

Who: Isabela & Kitiara
What: Dream Gossip (and 'Kit-Has-a-Girlfriend' Gossip)
When: Backdated to mid-March, somewhere's around there
Where: The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Nooooot really?
Status: Complete

( I guess it’s about time that I found someone. I’m not getting any younger, after all. )

Who: Hawke & Isabela
What: Lights Out, Ladies - or actually, a brief bounty hunting excursion to pick up the leader of the Invisible Sisters
When: Tonight
Where: Boardwalk, in a cheesy tourist shoppe
Rating/Warnings: Medium for violence and Isabela, because she gets her own warning
Status: Complete

( Would you just be so kind to let us speak to your manager so we can personally tell her our needs? )

Who: Alecto Carrow & Isabela
When: February 25th
Where: The Hanged Man
What: Alecto talks to Isabela about Remus asking her to move in
Rating/Warnings: Low/Maybe the swearing and maybe the mentions of dream killing shenanigans
Status: Complete when posted

( I’d say you’ve still got the emotional maturity of plankton, love )

Who: Alecto & Isabela (and guest appearance by the glorious Dog)
What: Showing Alecto a cute little flat on the second floor she can stay in for a bit
When: Uhmmm today, idk
Where: The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Persuasive boobs, but notherwise no
Status: Complete

( You had a fox named Leopold? That’s precious for the likes of you. )

Who: Lina & Pete, with Hawke & Isabela
What: Annual Christmas Dinner is officially cursed with smooches
When: During the mistletoe extravaganza
Where: A steakhouse
Rating/Warnings: Language because they're all awful people
Status: Complete!

( Is it an awful time to tell you two that it was caught on camera? )

Who: The Hawke Family - mother included
What: Hawke's wish of Leandra spending a holiday with them has come true, dun dun dun
When: December 15th
Where: Their old home
Rating/Warnings: Feels, some language and innuendo
Status: Complete!

( And really, she’d lucked out when it came to marrying into a rather fantastic family. Except for Gamlen. He was just so...smelly.  )

Who: Hawke & Isabela, with Bethany near the end
What: A petrified statue of a certain Knight-Commander greets Hawke in the early morn
When: This morning
Where: Their flat above The Hanged Man
Rating/Warning: Language, innuendos, the usual
Status: Complete!

( There was no way on this Maker-forsaken Earth that Bela would put on a sex show with a dead Templar in the bedroom. )

Who: Peter Quill & Isabela
What: Job interview!
When: Last week
Where: The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Just two raiders being awesome?
Status: Complete

( He was a natural people person. You either loved him or you hated him, and he was fine with that. )

Who: Isabela & Raistlin
What: Bela catches up with her 'possessed by primordial darkness' friend
When: After the Naked Time plot
Where: Coffee shop, Old World Village
Rating/Warnings: Nothing really!
Status: Complete

( It was almost as if Raistlin had a hangover. )

Who: Lowell and Isabela
What: Isabela offers Lowell some advice before his concert
When: Tonight!
Where: The Hanged Man
Rating/Warning: None really
Status: Complete

( So, did you become a bartender because you’re great at the advice thing, or did you pick that up with the job? )

Who: Raistlin and Isabela
What: The Pirate Lady pays the Mage a visit and receives a request
When: Recently
Where: Raistlin's Apartment
Rating/Warnings Low/None; contains link
Status: Complete!

( There is something you can do )

Who: Isabela & Lina
What: Finding a wedding dress for Lina! Then going to beat up thugs and rob them!
When: Today, Saturday
Where: Mostly at The Hanger, a lovely dress shoppe
Rating/Warnings: Boobs
Status: Complete

( Not entirely illegal and only a tiny smidge immoral. )

Who: Hawke, Bela & Dog - with a demon
What: Waking up to tomes of blood magic with a bit of extra baggage
When: This morning
Where: Their flat above The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Violence, language, inappropriate commentary
Status: Complete!

( Oh, balls. This was going to be messy, wasn’t it? )

Who: Tas and Isabela
What: Tas shows Isabela how to make Otik's Spiced Potatoes (or something close to them)
When: Recently
Where: The Hanged Man kitchen
Rating/Warning: Low/none!
Status: Complete

(  He’d been practicing at home, and while it wasn’t exactly the same, he’d finally stumbled upon a combination of spices and herbs that could pass for Otik’s spiced potatoes. )

Who: Hawke & Isabela
What: Being nannies to Amelia while her parents go on a date - so lots of baby powder and confusion about diapers (all from Isabela, mind you)
When: Tonight
Where: The flat above The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Crude language because it's them
Status: Complete

( What an adorable vessel of future mass destruction. )

Who: Hawke, Trevelyan, Isabela & Leliana
What: Max stuffs them all into the Fade after demons become too much, and Hawke stays behind to ensure they get out
When: Today
Where: The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Language, violence, feels
Status: Complete!

( Here lies the abyss, the well of all souls. )

Who: Isabela & Kitiara
What: Sampling drinks, discussing dreams and criminal lifestyles
When: A few nights ago?
Where: The Hanged Man!
Rating/Warnings: Fairly low - some chatter about arms dealing and shady stuff
Status: Complete

( I think I may need to try those Sparkly Balls next, Bela. )

Who: The Inquisitor, Champion of Kirkwall, and Queen of the Eastern Seas
What: Trevelyan is bearer of potentially awful news
When: Tonight
Where: The beginnings of The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Language, mentions of death
Status: Complete!

( You haven’t got that mark for one thing, and for another, you’re not just going to rip open an asshole and stuff us all in it, are you? )

Who: Kitiara and Isabela
What: Two good-looking women walk into a bar
When: Before Isabela goes to Vegas (Early last week sometime)
Where: A divebar
Rating/Warning: Teenish for a bar fight (involving knives).
Status: Complete

( A woman who had knives on her was a woman after Isabela’s own heart )

Who: Isabela & Lina
What: Making Hawke's wedding ring, while the pirate and sorceress become nostalgic about the black market
When: Sometime last week
Where: The Firestarter Fortress (Lina & Pete's place)
Rating/Warning: Some talk of their past professions, but nothing terrible
Status: Complete!

( No more running, and if she decided to sail off into the sunset she was going to take Hawke with her. )

Who: Isabela & Leliana
What: Having a girl talk and picking out shoes (for Vegas)
When: Today!
Where: Shoegasm, where feet are happy
Rating/Warnings: Just the standard crude language with the two of them
Status: Complete

( That’s when she draped a curtain of copper hair around her face like it was a beard. )

Who: Isabela & Hawke
What: Waking up from the dreams with the Arishok, and Isabela manages to drop the bomb about something
When: This morning
Where: Bela's beach pad
Rating/Warnings: Crude humor and language, as always - with a dash of feels
Status: Complete!

( I’ve never been to Vegas. )

Who: Hawke & Isabela
What: 'All That Remains,' the OC Edition - Hawke's mum is found too late
When: This evening
Where: A madman's house
Rating/Warnings: Very high; gore, blood & blood magic, references to kidnapping, just awful things overall
Status: Complete!

( Best part was, Garrett didn’t even have to touch that vile waste of life. )

Who: Isabela & Leliana, with Dog and all three nugs
What: Rogue-types catching up, and discussing the Hawke family problems
When: This evening
Where: Bela's beachfront abode
Rating/Warnings: Language, some references to shady things but tame otherwise
Status: Complete!

( Though with a warning such as death looming over that family, hood and scythe, all things needed to be equally considered. )

Who: Tas, Raistlin, and Isabela
What: Raistlin and Isabela take Tas to Disneyland to cheer him up.
When: A little while after the Silent Hill plot.
Where: Disneyland
Warnings/Status: Fairly low. Some talk of character death and mild discussions about what to think about during bad sex.
Status: Complete

( It's A Small World After All )

Who: Isabela & Hawke
What: Talks about scary relationship words, money, and foreboding dark times
When: Last Thursday
Where: Back room at the Rear End
Rating/Warnings: Naughty language and feels, mostly low
Status: Complete

( Don’t take me off guard by dying either, would you? )

Who: Isabela & Hawke
What: Treasure hunting underground, with giant spiders and rock wraiths - oh myyy!
When: Tonight
Where: Down a crater, into dark spawn free Deep Roads
Rating/Warnings: High, for violence and fornicating on a pile of gold (because why wouldn't they)
Status: Complete!

( I really hate spiders. Can we go home yet? )

Who: Robin and Isabela
What: Robin experiences her first major dream bleed and Isabela comes to help
Where Robin's home then hospital
When: Today
Rating/Warning: Actually kind of lowish? Dream injury. Also, language
Status: Complete!

( They were supposed to meet that afternoon to go sailing. )