Logs

Who: Yondu and Poe
Where: Local dive bar
What: Post 5 Cent Junkyard tour drinks
When: Sometime in April
Status: Complete

( Dive bars weren’t usually Poe’s first choice, but he’d been to his fair share of sketchy bars over the years )

Who: Yondu and Daryl Dixon
Where: Lux
What: Yondu greets a new patron and things get weird
When: Backdated to sometime after Daryl's arrival in the OC
Status: Closed, Complete

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Who:‌ ‌Yondu and Lucifer ‌
When:‌ ‌A month or so ago
Where:‌ ‌At Lux, after hours, then Yondu's ship
What:‌ ‌Sitting down to a drink, then off to space! Oh and Yondu’s an alien btw. And Lucifer’s got wings.
Rating/Warnings:‌ ‌Language
Status:‌ ‌ ‌Complete
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( Well, I was floating in space as I was naming stars so I believe heights do not bother me. )

Who:‌ ‌Yondu and Peter ‌
When:‌ ‌Sometime‌ ‌in‌ December
Where:‌ ‌The Quadrant, in space
What:‌ ‌Workin’ on Yondu’s spacecraft, deciding on what to namer her
Rating/Warnings:‌ ‌Medium for swearing
Status:‌ ‌ ‌Complete
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( We ain’t namin’ the ship Bob! )

Who: Yondu and Jessica Jones
When: November 13
Where: Jessica's apartment
What: Yondu's blindsided by a one night stand
Rating/Warning: PG-13 for references to sex
Status: Complete

( We never said we couldn’t sleep with other people. )

Who: Peter, Yondu and Lucifer
What: Peter finally learns where Yondu works
When: Early October
Where: Lux

( Another night at Lux. Another night of wanton hedonism )

Who: Yondu and Clint
When: Sometime in July
Where: At Yondu’s range in the desert
What: Shooting arrows, talking dreams, Yondu reveals he’s an alien by accident. You know, normal stuff.
Rating/Warnings: Some light swears.
Status: Complete

( Well, let's see what you got. )

Who: Yondu and Anakin
When: Sometime in July
Where: Space, the Quadrant
What: Anakin trying out Yondu’s M Ship, talking about dreams
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status:

( Flying might not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price )

Who: Jessica Jones and Yondu Udonta
What: Jessica comes over for some birthday celebrations
When: July 18th
Where: Yondu's house
Ratings/Warnings: Teenish for sexual situations
Status: Complete

( Here I thought you were just a big blue alien. But a fifty year old blue alien, well, that’s a deal breaker. )

Who: Jessica Jones and Yondu Udonta
What: Yondu joins Jess on a stake out
Where: A cramped fire escape outside someone's apartment
When: After this, mid-July
Ratings/Warnings: Mostly low
Status: Complete

( C'mon, darlin', kick those legs up. Relax. I ain't goin' nowhere. )

WHO: Nebula & Peter Quill & Yondu Udonta
WHERE: The Junkyard
WHEN: August 2nd
WHAT: Peter has the good intentions of introducing Nebula to a fellow Guardian in the dreams. Peter is lacking some details.
WARNINGS: PG13 (cussing)
STATUS: Complete

( You know if you’ve brought me here to murder me, I can still kick your ass? )

Who: Lucifer Morningstar & Yondu
What: An unlikely meeting
When: July 24
Where: Hood-ish
Rating/Warnings: Language
Status: Complete

( This is Dior )

Who: Yondu Udonta, Peter Quill
When: Sunday
Where: The Quadrant
What: Peter’s dreams quickly turned into nightmares
Rating/Warnings: Discussion of canonical character death
Status: Green? Yellow? Death talk anyways

( This was it. The point of no return )

Who: Yondu Udonta, Peter Quill, Wanda Maximoff
When: Directly after this log {backdate to May}
Where: Yondu and Peter’s place
What: No girls allowed in Yondu’s place!
Rating/Warnings: None?
Status: Complete.

( Stupid nap roulette -- he should have set an alarm. )

Who: Yondu Udonta, Anakin Skywalker, Peter Quill, Jessica Jones
When: Backdated to Early April
Where: The Quadrant (Yondu’s ship)
What: Launch and maiden voyage of the Quadrant!
Rating/Warnings: None.
Status: Complete

( I sure hope there isn’t a secret Russian or Chinese military base on the dark side of the moon )

Who: Yondu Udonta and Peter Quill
When: First week of June
Where: The Quadrant (Yondu’s ship)
What: Shooting things and taking names
Rating/Warnings: Green
Status: Complete


( A story? What do I look like, Mary Poppins? )

Who: Yondu and Jessica
When: Early March
Where: The Quadrant, Yondu's ship in the junkyard
What: A tour of the Quadrant
Rating/Warning: Low/some narration about Jessica killing someone under mindcontrol, FTB
Status: Complete

( If you ever want to become an interior designer, don't. )

Who: Yondu, Laurel (and Olivia)
When: Major backdate, during the tether plot
Where: A park
What: Escaping the house because of Peter/Katherine shenanigans
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete

( You remind me of my dad, my sister always seemed to get into trouble, i wouldn’t be shocked if the girl had a hand in it all )

Who: Yondu Udonta, Peter Quill, Laurel Lance and Olivia
When: Today
Where: Yondu’s backyard
What: Peter likes being neighbourly
Rating/Warning: Green, there's children present after all
Status:

( Yondu does care, she told him, one of the benefits of being tethered together, we got to learn a lot about each other. )

Who: Yondu Udonta, Peter Quill
When: March
Where: Yondu’s backyard
What: It’s raining parts
Rating/Warning: TBD
Status: Green, language

( We ain't building no spaceship in the backyard. )

Who: Jessica and Yondu
What: Yondu helps Jessica burn some dream gifts
When: Yondu's place to his junk yard
Where: Right after the zombies, late January
Warning/Rating: Some references to dream rape and mind-control
Status: Complete

( They came from the dreams. You get a spaceship, I get a pile of f*cking dresses )

Who: Yondu Udonta, Peter Quill, Katherine Gilbert, Laurel Lance
When: Tether Plot, February
Where: Yondu’s House
What: Waking up to the newest of OC Shenanigans
Rating/Warning: Low, a few swears
Status: Complete.

( Oh. Heh. You got an inst-family, Yondu. Now you don't need me anymore. )

WHO: Yondu Udonta & Peter Quill
WHERE: Yondu's spare room
WHEN: (backdated) January 31
WHAT: Peter and Yondu clean out Yondu's spare room and get distracted by the past and feelings.
WARNINGS: Language, as always
STATUS: Complete.

( Oh man, I’d hug you but we don’t do that without trying to stab each other first. )

WHO: Clint Barton & Yondu Udonta & Peter Quill
WHERE: Yondu's packed place
WHEN: (backdated) Feb 1st
WHAT: Clint's past catches up with him, Yondu plays babysitter while Peter pouts.
WARNINGS: Light discussion of child neglect/abuse
STATUS: Complete.

( Who the hell was your employer Clint? If he's sendin' hit men after your ass I need to know. )

When: January, after the plot
Where: Yondu’s house
What: Peter is tired of being confused.
Rating/Warning: Medium because Language
Status: Complete

( What the f@!* man, you could have told me we live in some weird parallel universe where this shit happens. )

Who: Yondu and Peter Quill
When: January, after these texts
Where: Yondu’s house
What: Peter asks Yondu who is dad is. This will end well -_-
Rating/Warning: Medium because Language
Status: Complete

( One day you'll meet him my little Star-Lord )

Who: Yondu and Clint Barton
When: November
Where: Around the OC
What: Random run in, recognizing faces
Rating/Warning: PG (some cussing)
Status: Complete

( Who gave a damn if he ended up wrong? Least that could happen was the guy ignoring him or saying he had the wrong person. )

Who: Young!Yondu and Young!Jessica Jones
When: September during the de-age plot
Where: Around the OC
What: Thievin’, causing trouble. It’s what they’re good at ;)
Rating/Warning: Low/none
Status: Complete

( Hey. You wanna go for a joyride? )

Who: Peter Quill, Anakin, Yondu
When: January
Where: Yondu’s House
What: Peter got into the box of robots Anakin dropped off...it did not go well
Rating/Warnings: Low, a few swears
Status: Complete

( Dammit Peter. We been over this. You don’t touch my stuff. It’s that simple. )

Who: Peter Quill and Yondu
Where: Yondu's place
When: Dec 25, evening sometime
What: It's been a looong time
Rating: Low/Medium (language)
Status: Completed

( First rule: always wear some damn pants. )

Who: Yondu
When: Halloween, during Halloween plot
Where: Yondu’s house
What: His car decides to be undead
Rating/Warning: Low. For once.
Status: Closed.

( Yondu had been enjoying Halloween for the first time...ever, possibly. )

Who: Jessica and Yondu
What: Drinking and bar fights
When: Recently (end of August)
Where: A bar
Rating/Warning: Aside for the aforementioned activities, low/none
Status: Complete

( You enjoyin’ the show, darlin’? Or you plannin’ on helpin’ anytime soon? )

Who: Anakin and Rey and Yondu, too.
What: Working on Yondu’s ship
When: Now
Where: Yondu’s ship
Rating/Warnings: Probably low, will update if necessary

( For my soul lies dormant, restless, waiting for that moment when shackles are cast aside and it is free to fly once more. )

Who: Yondu and Logan (and an unconscious Neena)
When: Whenever Neena got shot
Where: The Hospital
What: Yondu gets the news about Neena, goes to see her
Rating/Warnings: Language
Status:

( Nice tech. Best friend used one like it for awhile. He liked to make himself look like Errol Flynn. )

Who: Yondu and Neena
When: During the Orc plot
Where: In town somewhere
What: Fighting Orcs like the badasses they are
Rating/Warnings: Language, violence
Status: Incomplete but closed.

( If someone had told Yondu several years ago that he'd be living in California and fighting Orcs in the streets like something out of a movie, he'd have laughed his ass off and told them to quit smoking pot. )

Who: Yondu and Neena
When: Early March
Where: A Farm
What: Surprise date!
Rating/Warnings: Probably Language
Status: Unfinished but dude, we are posting it anyway. Lets just say Neena discovers baby chicks aren't nearly as terrifying as chickens are.

( I'll tear off pieces for you so you don't end up with Danish Crotch. )

Who: Neena, Yondu
What: New Year's Eve kisses that go a bit wonky, 'cause of course
When: 12/31 into 1/1
Where: Neena's Bar, The Inferno
Rating/Warnings: R, because it's them.
Status: Complete!

( I ever tell you I'm scared of chickens? Are you trying to run me off, Yondu? Is that it? )

Who: Yondu Udonta
When: Late January
Where: His front porch
What: Mulling over the Dreams, drinking
Rating/Warning: PG-13 - References to a brothel, drinking
Status: Complete

( He had half a mind to just turn off the image inducer on his wrist but knew that a big blue dude knocking back a few Buds would get more than a few stares from the neighbors )

Who: Neena and Yondu
What: Rogue Mistletoe! Also Yondu is blue, oops.
When: Mid December, during the Mistletoe shenanigans.
Where: Neena’s Bar, The Inferno
Warnings: Adult, for cursing and alcohol.
Status: Complete!

( Am I hallucinating now? )

Who: Yondu Udonta
When: Halloween, the Grimm plot
Where: His front porch
What: Halloween goes sideways, of course
Rating/Warning: PG except a single swear at the end
Status: Complete.

( He'd tried to be quick getting into the front door and hoped no one would notice him but before he'd even shut it his doorbell was ringing. )

Who: Yondu and York
When: Backdated way back before Yondu turned blue
Where: A Bar
What: Drinking, making new friends
Rating/Warnings: Lowish? A few cuss words
Status: Completed

( Yondu and York. What a pair they made. They would have been side by side in alphabetical order in Gym Class )

Who: Gwen and Yondu
Where: Local bar
Why: Dreams
What: Gwen is going to freak him out
When: Backdated to 2 months ago
Ratings: Low
Status: Open/On-going

( Welcome to the OC )

Who: Yondu Udonta and Doug
When: Late August, post Diablo plot
Where: Yondu's house
What: Doug's bringing some fancy tech to hide Yondu's alien appearance
Rating/Warning: Low, a swear or two
Status: Complete

( I don't need no Ken doll look. )