Logs

Who: Lina & Gourry
What: Gourry's Sword of Light goes a liiiittle bonkers
When: Today
Where: Gourry's apartment
Rating/Warnings: Nothing, really
Status: Complete!

( Gourry? That’s a pretty big hole. )

Who: Lina & Isabela (with a side of Hawke)
What: Discussing a rising cult situation while research is being done
When: Earlier today
Where: The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Discussions of cults, brainwashing, demons, language, and Hawke and Bela groping each other (what else is new though)
Status: Complete!

( People with families, normal jobs, copious images of their pets. No sign of a group leader responsible for being a charismatic devil worshipper. )

Who: Lina & Genkai (plus a bit of Amelia)
What: Genkai stalks an old friend - and in turn Lina insults her age, a lot
When: Earlier today
Where: Boardwalk
Rating/Warnings: Mentions of murder, shady criminal underworld things, and language
Status: Complete!

( You’ve built yourself a life on the ashes of the old one. )

Who: Lina and Gourry
What: Chatting about some spooooky cult
When: Recentish
Where: Gourry's apartment
Rating/Warnings: N/A
Status: Completed

( Gourry's cat was a bitch )

Who: Lina & Pete Wisdom + Amelia, Hank McCoy and Katherine Pierce
What: The Wisdoms bring Amelia to Hank for a test to confirm her x-gene
When: Today
Where: Hank's Home Lab
Rating/Warnings: Low, except Amelia accidentally learns to say her first curse word (sorta), oops
Status: Complete!

( Having this gene leads to the creation of a protein that produces chemical signals, inducing mutations - different types, different powers. )

Who: Zatanna & Lina (plus Amelia)
What: Having tea and shopping turns into eavesdropping on some shady people who know too much about a certain dark lord
When: Today
Where: The Broom Closet
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low!
Status: Complete

( Considering anything that bled over for them involved magic, why not get paid to make sure it doesn’t get too nuts around here with it? )

Who: Lina & Usagi
What: Usagi shows Lina the silver crystal
When: Recently
Where: McDee's and then Magic Guild HQ
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low
Status: Complete!

( I don’t know how the hell you’re supposed to fight evil with shoes like those. )

Who: Lina & Veronica
What: A night out for little ladies for the sake of their sanity
When: Recently
Where: Beachfront Pub
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( Veronica was definitely still in the adjusting period, even though it had been two months now. )

Who: Lina & Alecto
What: Talks about dating and relationships
When: Recently
Where: The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Lina pulls out a joint, but that's it
Status: Complete!

( It's going to be a very blunt sort of existence. )

Who: Lina & Gourry
What: Gourry asks for some womanly advice, sort of
When: Tonight
Where: Brotherhood of Thieves (because adults can drink on a Monday, hell yeah)
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( Lina, though they didn’t know each other in this world long, knew him. And having someone that knew him so well was comforting. )

Who: Pete & Lina Wisdom, with a (walking) Amelia
What: Discussions about getting Amelia tested for the mutant gene, and witnessing her first glorious steps
When: Tonight
Where: The Wisdom Household
Rating/Warnings: Language but that's it
Status: Complete!

( But Pete was a mutant, with an activated gene - so therefore it was almost certain Amelia carried the gene too. )

Who: Kanan Jarrus & Lina Inverse, with NPC!Sherra
What: Investigating a suspicious weapon drop-off
When: Before Kanan lost his sight
Where: Shipping docks
Rating/Warnings: Violence via light sabers and magic, criminal underworld talk
Status: Complete!

( I don’t know if we want to open this kettle of fish. )

Who: Lina & Gourry
What: Gourry gives a grouchy Lina some sword training
When: Recently~
Where: An open field
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low
Status: Complete!

( I’d rather face whatever happens when it happens, if it does. )

Who: Lina and Gourry
What: Lina gets to play with the Sword of Light
When: Today
Where: Gourry's apartment
Rating/Warnings: N/A
Status: Completed.

( Lemme see! )

WHO: Michonne & Lina
WHEN: Early May
WHERE: Bar
WHAT: Michonne runs into a semi-familiar face
WARNINGS: Mild; drinking & language
STATUS: Complete

( Her bottle was raised. Peace offering? Maybe? Pretty please? )

Who: Pete & Lina Wisdom
What: They try to have a date, but it gets interrupted by a giant demon beetle
When: Tonight
Where: Out in the middle of nowhere
Rating/Warnings: High for groping & innuendo, wacky tobaccy, violence, a demon beetle, things like that
Status: Complete

( I like seeing you in action, Mr. Wisdom. Gets me all hot and bothered. )

Who: Lina & Usagi
What: Usagi goes through some physical changes and needs someone to panic to
When: Earlier today
Where: Starbucks
Rating/Warnings: Nahhh
Status: Complete!

( Welcome to the new you. Both a regular girl and a moon princess. )

Who: Lina & Gourry
What: Gourry gets his foot healed and the two talk about some odd jobs in the past (like him being a stripper)
When: When his foot got fractured
Where: Gourry's apartment
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low
Status: Complete!

( Hey, maybe this would be the lifetime he’d actually let her study the Sword of Light. A girl could dream. )

Who: Lina & Gourry
What: A sorceress is reunited with her dumbass swordsman - and they eat, a lot
When: Today
Where: Renaissance Faire
Rating/Warnings: Family friendly
Status: Complete!

( We were strangers, on a crazy adventure. )

Who: Lina & Usagi (with little Amelia, thinking she can get some tacos)
What: Usagi vents about her first round of dreams
When: Yesterday
Where: Taco Bell, don't be a h8ter
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low
Status: Complete!

( And you should defy fate, you know - defy it to hell. )

Who: Usagi and Lina
What: Lina threatens some guys bothering Usagi!
When: Earlier today!
Where: At a food cart!
Rating/Warnings: PG 13
Status: Completed!

( Lina the accidental savior! )

Who: Zatanna & Lina (with Amelia)
What: Dropping by for the purposes of delivering a housewarming present, and Zee shares some news
When: Tuesday night
Where: Haus of Mystery
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low!
Status: Complete

( A wiggling diaper butt’s going to get those maternal instincts going, I promise. )

Who: Lina & Cindy
What: Ground Reaper support, with little ladies up against brutes
When: Today
Where: Out and about on land
Rating/Warning: Violence, language
Status: Complete!

( Do they think ‘oh, look, small cannon fodder, let’s get them’ when they come charging at us? )

Who: Alecto Carrow & Lina Inverse
What: Disney adventures
Where: Disneyland
When: Early February
Rating: PG-13ish? There's mentions of torturing and murder, but mostly just that Alecto does that and not any descriptions
Status: Complete when posted

( Puking on kids is frowned upon, but I'm not here to tell you what to do )

Who: Pete and Lina Wisdom, and Killian Jones
What: Lina hired Killian to track down the one who murdered Pete's mother - he did, and now they're settling the score
When: This weekend
Where: London, East District, near the Thames river
Rating/Warnings: High for NPC character death, some gore, language, etc
Status: Complete

( One step closer to getting the hell away from all this for good - the end of the chapter written, so it could all come to a close for that part of their family history. )

Who: Pete & Lina, with cameos of her parents and their mutant-crawling spawn
What: Discussing the investigation on Pete's mother
When: Tonight
Where: The Ifraimov Household
Rating/Warnings: Lina's parents are pervs and so are the Wisdoms, but that's it
Status: Complete!

( She deserved a proper funeral, a proper send-off. She deserved justice. )

Who: Killian & Lina (with Amelia)
What: Lina stops by to discuss Killian taking on a personal sort of investigatory case
When: Today, I think!
Where: JR Investigations
Rating/Warnings: Discussion of dark things, but nothing too awful
Status: Complete

( Let the rum rain. )

Who: Lina & Veronica
What: Taking the preggo out to witness the glory of midget wrestling
When: Tonight
Where: A non-smoky bar
Rating/Warning: Some language but that's it
Status: Complete!

( Save the sap for your husband. )

Who: Alecto & Lina with a Hawke cameo
What: Meeting in person with discussions of life and magic
When: Tonight
Where: The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low
Status: Complete!

( What happened, did you burn your place down? )

Who: Edward & Lina, with baby Amelia
What: Checking up on Edward and discussing the kid that has his limbs
When: Early December
Where: Ed & Riza's
Rating/Warning: Talking about missing body parts but it's fairly low
Status: Complete!

( I didn’t remember him at first, but I do now. I remember the eyes behind the wall. I remember seeing everything. I called it ‘truth’ for a long time, but I’m not sure it was. )

Who: Lina & Pete, with Hawke & Isabela
What: Annual Christmas Dinner is officially cursed with smooches
When: During the mistletoe extravaganza
Where: A steakhouse
Rating/Warnings: Language because they're all awful people
Status: Complete!

( Is it an awful time to tell you two that it was caught on camera? )

Who: Wisdom & Vakarian - little Amelia too, and Lina at the end
What: The mistletoe strikes again while the dudes discuss a mission
When: Today
Where: Firestarter Home
Rating/Warnings: Language, hilarity
Status: Complete!

( Is this some kind of magical flying catnip for the cat? )

Who: Kanan & Lina
What: Catching up and discussing Kanan's birth certificate
When: Recent
Where: Brotherhood of Thieves bar
Rating/Warnings: Language but overall tame
Status: Complete!

( I don’t actually know what’s best for me. )

Who: Lina, with a certain half-demon from the past
What: Amends between the sorceress and trickster priest
When: October 31st, during Pete and Lina's wedding reception
Where: Park with da crater
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low
Status: Complete!

( You have a beautiful family. )

Who: Lina & Emma
What: A Bad Mom's night to celebrate Emma's engagement - complete with gambling and mechanical bull riding
When: Sometime in September
Where: A 'classy' dive bar for 'classy' ladies
Rating/Warnings: Not awful, some language
Status: Complete!

( Clearly, Lina’s influence was not only terrible for Neal, but for Emma as well. )

Who: Isabela & Lina
What: Finding a wedding dress for Lina! Then going to beat up thugs and rob them!
When: Today, Saturday
Where: Mostly at The Hanger, a lovely dress shoppe
Rating/Warnings: Boobs
Status: Complete

( Not entirely illegal and only a tiny smidge immoral. )

Who: Firestarter Family (Wisdom, Lina, and Amelia)
What: Making some arrangements for their wedding and reception
When: This week sometime?
Where: Site of the wedding, which is the park with a crater in it
Rating/Warnings: Dirty talk, but low~ And Amelia drools a lot
Status: Complete

( I’m a sucker for the accent and besides, you do a pretty good job at keeping me regularly fed - it’s a tough gig, not many men were ever up for the task. )

Who: Max & Lina
What: Max's lyrium prosthetic is ~compleeeeeeeeted~ and then tested
When: Today
Where: Skyhold
Rating/Warning: Unless setting a bush on fire offends you, none
Status: Complete!

( I can’t even tell you how much better I feel already - lyrium discomfort and fires and all. )

Who: Lina & Veronica
What: Veronica's got some news
When: This past Sunday
Where: Mostly in Lina's car
Rating/Warnings: Low?
Status: Complete!

( I’d say ‘congratulations’ but it looks like you’d rather swallow a hive of bees. )

Who:Ed and Lina
What:Training starts again~
When:Recently!
Where:Some random open area.
Warnings:Sass, but otherwise none
STATUS:FINISHED

( Your alchemy’s going along so well, and <i>so</i> much better than your puns )

Who: Nealfire & Linabean
What: Catching up, with the babies in tow!
When: Today, Saturday
Where: A delicious BBQ joint like they've been planning to go to foreeeeever
Rating/Warnings: Besides extreme baby cuteness, nada
Status: Complete

( You would have turkey legs at your wedding. )

Who: Sassy Shorties! (Lina and Veronica)
What: Drinks! And getting hit on by McCreep
When: Tonight
Where: Bar where they met
Rating/Warning: Pretty low. Cheesy pick up lines and pants shitting
Status: Complete!

( I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smoother statement than that. )

Who: Max & Lina
What: The first get-together regarding Magical Engineering
When: Today
Where: Mage tower at Skyhold
Rating/Warnings: Low, just language
Status: Complete

( She was determined to make it her bitch, one way or another. )

Who: Lina and Veronica, with baby Amelia and Backup
What: A much needed frozen yogurt date with their respective babies
When: Recent, maybe today?
Where: A park
Rating/Warning: Squeaky clean
Status: Complete!

( So far the skies were clear, there was no panicked screaming in the distance, and everyone had the right set of genitals. Overall, it was a good day. )

Who: Lina & Agent Washington
What: Lina spots and armored Wash by a rift while flying around
When: During the Breach Plot
Where: Some remote area
Rating/Warnings: A little bit of bullets, a little bit of black magic
Status: Complete!

( How do you even handle bathroom breaks in that thing? )

Who: Lina & Zee, with little Amelia
What: Scavenging some demon corpses while a baby makes faces at them
When: Today
Where: Magic Guild HQ
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low
Status: Complete!

( It’s not going to make either one of us extra fertile, is it? )

Who: Lina & Kanan, with baby Amelia
What: Kanan offers the little one a teddybear named Broomhilda, and light saber talks commence
When: Recently
Where: Firestarter Fortress
Rating/Warnings: Lowish
Status: Complete!

( No, Kanan had not spent nearly a half hour at the local Build-A-Bear Workshop making the toy and he would deny anyone’s accusations stating that he had. )

Who: Lina & Pete, with fussy baby Amelia
What: A very sleepless Father's Day morning for Pete's first
When: Asscrack of Dawn, Today
Where: Firestarter Fortress
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low, cute family feels
Status: Complete!

( He was quite attuned to Amelia’s ‘I shat myself’ cry, he liked to think. )

Who: The Firestarter Faaaam, officially (Lina & Pete with demon baby Amelia!)
What: Lina's water breaks at the cursed store known as Best Buy
When: Today
Where: Best Buy, then the hospital
Rating/Warnings: Um, natural childbirth so there's that, and some language, but tons of cuteness in the end
Status: Complete!

( Must mean she’s got some fire in her. But she’s ours, of course she does. )

Who: Veronica & Lina with Backup
What: Lina gets a sneak peek at Veronica’s new home
When: Mid April, before the housewarming party
Where: LoVe’s house
Rating/Warnings: Low. Lots of cuteness from Backup and some giving birth talk
Status: Complete!

( Reason #37 why Veronica would never have a baby. )