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Who: Fistandantilus (Possessed!Raistlin) and Maxwell Trevelyan
What: Final wizard's duel for the Old Mage
When: Today
Where: Max's front yard
Rating/Warnings Medium for magical violence
Status: Complete!

( What makes you think I fear *you*, Inquisitor? )

Who: Vanessa Cleveland and Maxwell Trevelyan
What: Practicing her ability
When: End of May
Where: Her apartment
Rating/Warnings: None

( Practice makes perfect or something )

Who: Max & Nasir
What: Nasir returns home with a wedding planner binder from his mother, so it's probably time to do some actual wedding planning
When: This weekend sometime
Where: Their place
Rating/Warnings: Nothing substantial!
Status: Complete

( But seriously. Who gave a fuck about napkin rings. )

Who: Raistlin Majere and Maxwell Trevelyan
What: A visit for spindleweed tea
When: Recently
Where: Max's home
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low;
Status: Complete!

( Raistlin would pass on the pickled eggs. )

Who: Max & Revy
What: REAPER FITE
When: Yesterday
Where: At a Home Depot, of course
Rating/Warnings: There's a lot of magic and bullets going on here
Status: Complete

( Well, that was fun, huh? )

Who: Max & Nasir
What: Max tries to pop the question, shenanigans interfere, but then he does ask eventually
When: Tonight!
Where: A restaurant with a tree in it, in Costa Mesa
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low, lots of schmoop
Status: Complete

( Hard to forget a botched proposal wherein the ring was forgotten in the car and the restaurant caught fire. )

Who: Trevelyan & Nico
What: Initial therapy session, talks of mothers and True Love
When: Backdated to after Nico had his first dream
Where: Max's office
Rating/Warnings: It's low!
Status: Complete

( It was easy to bury your head in the sand, and let these problems fester, but much more difficult to face them. )

Who: Vanessa, Nasir and Max
What: Dreams are a nightmare that keep on giving
Where: Vanessa's house
When: After these texts
Rating: Mediumish
Status: Complete when posted

( What would your reaction be if you woke up with the wrong face? )

Who: Raistlin Majere and Maxwell Trevelyan
What: Raist and Max talk about herbs and things
When: Today
Where: Occult shop
Rating/Warnings Low and None
Status: Complete!

( A lesson on Thedosian Herbs )

Who: Justin Taylor and Max Trevelyan
When: Backdated: Early January
Where: Sushi Restaurant
What: Max wants the deets on Justin's new man
Rating/Warnings: Mostly Family Friendly
Status: Complete

( I have to hand it to you. That’s some nice eye candy you snagged yourself )

Who: Trevelyan & Kenzi (and the bog unicorn)
What: Visiting with baked goods, apples, and a glass dildo for the coffee table
When: Last weekend?
Where: Haus in Anaheim
Rating/Warnings: Low, unless phallic centerpieces are offensive
Status: Complete

( Awww, Boggy likey apple? )

Who: John Constantine & Max Trevelyan
What: Buying tea and being mistletoe assaulted
When: Today!
Where: An OC occult shop
Rating/Warnings: Just two dudes awkwardly smooching, whatevs
Status: Complete

( This is what he got for just wanting to buy some sodding tea and making a stop. )

Who: Nasir and Max
What: A respite from nightmares; Nasir wakes up way too early
Where: Their house
When: Backdated to start of plot
Warnings: Description of sexual slavery, memory alteration due to magic
Status: Complete when posted

( isn't memories a song from cats? )

Who: Nasir & Max (with Lucille Trevelyan)
What: Meeting the family, on Max's end
When: Today!
Where: Seattle, apartment above a magic shop in Pike Place
Rating/Warnings: Nothing but feel good fun
Status: Complete

( You’re just lucky they didn’t let me take the spear on the plane. )

Who: Hawke & Trevelyan
What: Discussing a trade of skills - blood magic for necromancy
When: Tonight, probs!
Where: The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Whatever precautions come with talking about necromancy and blood stuff
Status: Complete!

( He wasn’t sure if he’d learn it himself, but he was curious nonetheless. )

Who: Zelda & Trevelyan
What: Discussing new piracy dreams over chess and tea
When: Today
Where: A zen little tea shop
Rating/Warning: Pretty low
Status: Complete!

( I think I’ll always be in a perpetual cycle of teaming up with a hero in green and a monster-man who thinks turning into a pig will make us take him more seriously. )

Who: Max & Lina
What: Max's lyrium prosthetic is ~compleeeeeeeeted~ and then tested
When: Today
Where: Skyhold
Rating/Warning: Unless setting a bush on fire offends you, none
Status: Complete!

( I can’t even tell you how much better I feel already - lyrium discomfort and fires and all. )

Who: The Inquisitor & The Warden
What: Showing Maia around a certain fortress
When: Recently
Where: Skyhold, mostly in the library
Rating/Warnings: 'Tis low!
Status: Complete

( Our world is one where history and myth are tightly intertwined. )

Who: Max and Morrigan
What: A lesson in shapeshifting.
When: Recently
Where: Skyhold
Warnings: Family friendly

( Shapeshifting requires considerable focus to change your form, but it comes easier the more you practice and become used to the process. )

Who: Max Trevelyan & John Constantine
What: Getting completely obliterated on dwarven ale
When: Saturday night
Where: Skyhold, the Herald's Rest
Rating/Warnings: Drunk dudes and their shit talk
Status: Complete

( You’re..sure this isn’t just axel grease? )

Who: Max & Presto
What: Meeting by chance
When: Recently, like last week!
Where: A magic shop, where Max's dropping off herbs to sell
Rating/Warnings: Cleeean
Status: Complete

( I had to look that up when I woke up, the word necromancer, because it seemed like such a made up thing. )

Who: Trevelyan & Revy
What: A bit of a impromptu therapy session from a friend
When: Today
Where: Trevelyan's Office
Rating/Warnings: Talks of patricide, a little hide for details of a violent criminal history, Revy's pottymouth
Status: Complete!

( I’m not looking to be the next Mother Teresa. )

WHO: Max and Nasir
WHAT: There comes a point in your life where you have to do things you don’t want to; or, meeting the parents
WHERE: Nasir’s parents house
WHEN: 8/21
WARNINGS: TBA

( ”...” )

Who: Max and Morrigan
What: A tour of Skyhold and then beginning Morrigan's lessons in Necromancy spells
When: Late August/after Morrigan got back from China
Where: Skyhold
Warnings: Fairly low, though some discussion of Necromancy

( Of course t’would be bloodstone for Necromancy )

Who: Max & Liv
What: Giving the self-proclaimed 'Seattle BFF' a tour of a certain medieval fortress (and indulging Liv's desire for a throne room selfie)
When: Within the past six days!
Where: Skyhold
Rating/Warnings: Nada, nada limonada
Status: Complete

( You are so much better at selfies than I was expecting. )

Who: Max & Lina
What: The first get-together regarding Magical Engineering
When: Today
Where: Mage tower at Skyhold
Rating/Warnings: Low, just language
Status: Complete

( She was determined to make it her bitch, one way or another. )

Who: Hades, Hazel, and a bit of Max
What: Father/Daughter Team Underworld gets the lyrium needed
When: Yeeeesterday, maybe like the 9th
Where: OC Deep Roads
Rating/Warnings: Violence against giant spiders
Status: Complete

( She was going to need at least fifty showers when she got out of here. )

Who: Trevelyan & Nasir (and introducing the bog unicorn)
What: Waking up from a nap yields a surprise in the backyard
When: Today
Where: The house in Anaheim
Rating/Warnings: Fairly low - there's a horse with a sword through its head, but you know
Status: Complete

( If, once Max was safely distracted by something, Nasir snuck into the kitchen and hid an apple somewhere where it would be left to rot in peace, well, that was between him and the horse who would eventually get a tasty little treat. )

Who: Trevelyan & Dorian
What: Checking up on Dorian after learning about the death of his father
When: Monday evening
Where: Dorian's place
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - discussions of death, dream amputation, etc
Status: Complete

( His arm was just one of the prices he paid, for making the choice to *be* the Inquisitor. )

Who: Minato Namikaze & Max Trevelyan
What: Meeting up for drinks
When: Soon after the Breach Plot
Where: A random bar
Rating/Warnings: Teenish/Some talk about death, and dream amputation.
Status: Complete

( I thought it was best for taking it slow, even though I'd like to toss back shots like I'm some sort of frat boy )

Who: Max Trevelyan & Vanessa Cleveland
What: Vanessa requests a meeting and assistance
When: Before the Breach plot
Where: Baxter's Bakery
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - mentions of sexual slavery and psychological trauma
Status: Complete

( We all need to stick together. It can be troublesome here sometimes. )

Who: Nasir and Max
What: Dreams have excellent timing
When: 7/10, early morning
Where: Max's house
Warnings: Brief memories of sexual slavery
Status: Complete when posted

( the dreams suck so much )

Who: Maxwell Trevelyan & John Constantine
What: Scavenging for Demon Goodies
When: Later after this
Where: The Hanged Man
Warnings: Low. Cursing, talking of demons and stuff.
Status: Complete

( The house was awake with shadows and monsters. The hallways they echoed and groaned.  )

Who: Hawke, Trevelyan, Isabela & Leliana
What: Max stuffs them all into the Fade after demons become too much, and Hawke stays behind to ensure they get out
When: Today
Where: The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Language, violence, feels
Status: Complete!

( Here lies the abyss, the well of all souls. )

Who: Nasir & Trevelyan
What: Max wakes up with the Anchor - oh hey, the Breach has happened, how convenient
When: This morning
Where: Nasir's apartment complex (mostly the pool, 'cause that's where the rift is)
Rating/Warnings: Medium-ish for the slaughtering of demons
Status: Complete

( Just let me grab my armor and put on something a little more suited to fighting demons than sweatpants. )

Who: Zelda & Trevelyan
What: Random encounter in the pasta aisle - then doom prophecies
When: Today
Where: Grocery store
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low
Status: Complete!

( It was a herd of stampeding druffalo, gaining speed and about to crush his hopes that perhaps he’d managed to avoid the worst of what he dreamed of seeping over into this world. )

Who: Revy & Trevelyan
What: Introducing SKYHOLD, and trying to teach Revy to set things on fire (oh god)
When: Today
Where: Skyhoooold
Rating/Warnings: Language, but that's it
Status: Complete!

( You do that again and I’m going to backhand you right in the goddamn balls. )

Who: Ronnie Kray and Max Trevelyan
What: Intake meeting
When: At some point this week
Where: Max's office
Warnings: Possibly high for discussions of violence
Status: Closed, incomplete

( Ronnie hadn't been fond of his last therapist )

Who: Morrigan & Trevelyan
What: Crafting potions, and Max fangirling over the Thedosian herbs in Morrigan's greenhouse
When: Last week sometime?
Where: Morrigan's home-run herbal remedy sanctuary
Rating/Warnings: Fairly low!
Status: Complete

( All the men coming to her for remedies that did what viagra did back when Valentine’s Day was approaching. She always did loathe that time of year. )

Who: Leliana & Trevelyan
What: Discovering Skyhold!
When: Today
Where: Vicinity of Ortega Falls
Rating/Warning: Low
Status: Complete!

( Trevelyan had chosen to incorporate a good representation of decor from all those who had a stake in the Inquisition. )

Who: The Inquisitor, Champion of Kirkwall, and Queen of the Eastern Seas
What: Trevelyan is bearer of potentially awful news
When: Tonight
Where: The beginnings of The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Language, mentions of death
Status: Complete!

( You haven’t got that mark for one thing, and for another, you’re not just going to rip open an asshole and stuff us all in it, are you? )

Who: Derek & Trevelyan
What: Therapy, and Derek brings along a dream 'gift'
When: Toooooooday
Where: Max's office
Rating/Warnings: Low - talk of group homes and mental illness
Status: Complete

( So these dreams...I've been having them. )

Who: The Inquisitor & The Unevil Queen
What: Crafting potions, also Necromancy
When: Last Wednesday
Where: Regina's crypt
Rating/Warnings: Low - magic and skulls and bubbling cauldrons, oh my
Status: Complete

( The skull, admittedly, was a tad unsettling - the structure of it looked a little twisted with its open jaws, the jeweled eyes, the aura it gave off. )

Who: Rosalind Lutece and Max Trevelyan
What: Trevelyan explains the dreams
When: Backdated to May 25
Where: A coffee shop for some tea
Rating/Warnings: None
Status:

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Who: Cullen & Trevelyan (with Meredith & Samson the adorable pitbulls)
What: Chess, coffee, and checking up
When: Sometime in...recently. Let's go with that.
Where: A park
Rating/Warnings: Talk of the general unpleasantness of Thedas, nothing very awful
Status: Complete

( You’re rather good with advice, you know that? Must come with being Inquisitor. )

Who: Max & Liv
What: Zombie Liv with a chipper personality shows up to see the Judgment Throne, cue the 'what the fuck happened'
When: Backdated to last week
Where: Max's place in Anaheim
Rating/Warnings: It's low - there's chatter about eating brains
Status: Complete

( Eating human brains seemed like a Silence of the Lambs thing. Not really Max’s cup of tea, but maybe if Liv spiced them up they wouldn’t be too terrible? Added some cinnamon and sugar for dessert brains? )

WHO: Dorian Pavus & Max Trevelyan
WHEN: Late Morning, Thursday
WHERE: Dorian’s Home
WHAT: Max Checks In On Dorian, Arguing
RATING/WARNINGS: PG-13/Adult Language
STATUS: Complete

( Dorian Fails At Coping Healthily )

Who: Nasir and Trevelyan
What: Some couples bond by watching movies or getting massages together. Others, they punch spiders.
When: Early May
Where: The Deep Roads
Warnings: High towards the end, some description of sexual slavery, extreme violence towards spiders
Status: Complete when posted

( made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders! )

Who: Maxwell Trevelyan, Nasir, & Agent Carolina
What: Bodyswap shenanigans!
When: 12:01 AM Friday morning
Where: Max's house, then a random gym
Warnings: Low for hilarity! Probably a bit of cursing somewhere.
Status: Complete on posting!

( This is your first experience with how fun it can be to live here, right? Congratulations. )

Who: Hawke & Trevelyan
What: Platonic staff practice
When: Tuesday
Where: Underground, Deep Roads (sans Darkspawn)
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for violence, magical blasts, and the nightmare fuel that is a Deepstalker, also two of the most influential people in Thedas are afraid of spiders
Status: Complete

( We’re sweating like a pair of testicles in an Orlesian desert. )