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[Natasha Romanoff]

When you defected, why did you keep your name?

[Howard Stark]

Hey, Howard?

Can I talk to you for a minute?

As much as I hate being stuck anywhere... current weather report for New York City is 30 degrees, DC is 30 degrees and snowing. And out here in the desert, it's 80 degrees and pretty much bikini weather.

I'm not going to check the weather report for Malibu, since I'd like my glass to remain half-full.

[Bucky Barnes]

There's something I haven't told you.

So scale of one to ten, anyone else ready to spork themselves because of fake Las Vegas?

FILTERED TO ANGEL:

You know, you can keep turning around and running from me, but one day, I'll just filter a message to you that I know what you're doing.

I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE

[Howard Stark]

All right, buddy.

I think you and I need to have a little chat.

[Bucky Barnes]

Looks like I'm back to being big enough to kick your ass.

So. --

Well, I'm--

Sorry I shot some of you. I'd go into how I didn't mean it but I'm sure we both have places to be. --

This place is a lot quieter than I thought Las Vegas would be.

Anyone doing something today for St. Patrick's Day?



[Clint Barton]

Was that you?

[Text Message to Natasha Romanoff]

-- Hey.
-- What are you up to?

( Arrow through a window of Bucky Barnes' warehouse )

Are many changed today?

[Filtered to SHIELD + Avengers who aren't tiny]

So I guess the most pressing question is do we have to have meetings at Circus Circus or someplace now? And the second question is huh?

So it appears whatever abilities Dr. Erskine's formula granted me have worn off. Best case scenario? They figured now was a good time to take a vacation. Worst case? I might need a new wardrobe.

Has anything strange happened to anyone else?

[Peggy Carter]

You might need to start wearing flat shoes.

This place is still so surreal. Is not sure what to think of it. Although, the free liquor is nice.

For those of you that were interested in what SHIELD is all about. We're going to try and have a little get together tomorrow at Bally's. Tequila Bar. If you change your mind about us, then what the hell -- you're already at a Tequila bar.

[Jim Rhodes]

So, three Tony Starks. You still in one piece?

Is anyone else finding this awkward?

I swear, I must be the only person so easily bored by Las Vegas. Fake or not.

And does anyone else find the talking statues in Ceasar's Palace as creepy as I do? I guess it's one way to educate tourists about the Classics but, tacky much?

[Tony Starks (all) + Howard Stark]

what have you all thought about, I'm regards to a business venture here? I'm assuming some raw materials might be hard to come by, if we want to take on manufacturing, but I'd be a lot less worried if you should probably have something to do besides taking full advantage of the complimentary everything in this city.

[Filtered to Natasha Romanoff (Canon)]

So if you've ever wondered if I was born yesterday?

Today you'd sort of be right.

I feel like this is a long shot.

Dad? Are you here? Mom? Lyle?