SENT FROM: Rusten
TYPE: Private Post to the APD
TIME: 4/6/2019, 8:36 a.m.
To the person who keeps stealing my cling peaches in light syrup out of the department fridge: you think I don't know that it's the same person who keeps crossing out "Rusten" on my paper bag lunch and writing "Gigantor" instead? When I get my hulk hands on you, it's gonna look like that photo of Andre the Giant holding a beer can. For everyone who doesn't have a death wish, I just made a fresh pot of coffee, get it while it's hot. And no, before you say it Johanssen, that's not a euphemism.
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SENT FROM: Jane
TYPE: Text to Joel
TIME: 4/6/2019, 8:45, a.m.
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TYPE: Text to Ahna
TIME: 4/6/2019, 10:05 a.m.
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TYPE: Text to Mina
TIME: 4/6/2019, 11:16 a.m.
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SENT FROM: Sergeant Jane Rusten
TYPE: Text to Victoria Reed
TIME: 4/6/2019, 11:47 a.m.
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SENT FROM: Jane
TYPE: Text to Bunny
TIME: 4/6/2019, 10:23 p.m.
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