AUSTIN FREENET

SENT FROM: hellskitchen
TYPE: Private to UMCB Residents

Are we having guests for dinner? Because I don't think I made enough.

SENT FROM: hellskitchen
TYPE: Public Post

Not to scare anyone, but I might be looking into ways to fancy up lime jell-o. You know, just in case the weather keeps on keeping on.

From: Penelope
Type: Text to North

>> GIRL!!!
>> That tech dude from the capitol looked at the x-box!!!

From: icarus
Type: Text to @sushipop

>> Yo, babe! Are you alright?
>> Better not die!

SENT FROM: tacokicker
TYPE: Public Post

so i know zombies probably rank as one of the scariest things out there right now but man you should see some of the mannequins lying await for you in the stores they are legit creepy as fuck like chill down your spine madre de dios creepy im not joking

i went into a shop today everything was cool until id reached the back and these jerks were waiting on the other side scared the LIVING SHIT outta me especially when one of them almost fell right on top of me but its alright now because ive covered all of their faces up with boxer briefs

before anyone says anything they were the only things nearby close enough to grab dont judge

From: icarus
Type: public post

OK, I know this is probably such a fuckin' long shot, but does anyone have an kreteks? Yes, I know, I know, I should be cuttin' back on smoking. Hell, I shouldn't be smoking at all. But if I'm going to risk it and do at least one every now and then, I want it to be something good.

Please tell me one of you weirdos has been hidin' some of the good shit out there.

SENT FROM: cannella
TYPE: Public Post

What areas should be avoided?

SENT FROM: icarus
TYPE: public post

Figures as much that when the world is ending and being consumed by flesh-eating monsters, someone goes and creates a network system that we can share rat recipes.

Don't get me wrong, I love the network. Totally wish we had something like this back in Nashville. Or, fuck, San Antonio. I never had a Facebook or Twitter back when they were things. But the network is better, if totally stranger. And you gotta admit it's kind of funny.

So I'm still kind of new to Austin. Been somewhat wandering 'round the net. But, hey, I'm Penelope Lane. Anything fun in this city besides the creepy mini golf place?