AUSTIN FREENET

SENT FROM: dover
TYPE: Public Post
TIME: February 4th, 2020 - 8:00AM

Anyone care to explain to me how it is a arsonist hasn’t been caught yet? I get I’m new to Austin, but don’t we have a fire department and police department who should be all over this? And why are they only happening in one district?

From: yolo
To: the greenbelt only
Sent: 2/3/20, 7PM
Type: private post

good news all is that rickey's back home. injuries weren't too bad in the end, couple of bruised ribs and some puffiness more or less but by this point he ain't got much to worry about.

he can't remember much about what happened but he said it was a few guys who beat him up. two or three, he ain't sure. didn't have a car or bike or anything, they left on foot after.

everyone stay alert and keep an eye out for things.

SENT FROM: firebird
TYPE: private message to yolo and withaneedle
TIME: December 3rd, 11am

so when's the threesome?

From: mayor_clarke
To: ms_vaneeden, silvereagle, chiefkulseth, ricochet, callahan, legallyblonde, fireinthehole, yolo, pikachu, firebird
When: 12:30PM

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From: mayor_clarke
To: burgerking, burgerqueen, sweet-tart, chiefkulseth
When: 12:35PM

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To: snapshot, chiefkulseth
When: 12:45PM

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To: callahan & inthemiddle
When: 12:50PM

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From: mayor_clarke
To: ms_vaneeden
When: 2PM

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From: yolo
Type: public post
Sent: 10/6 4PM

got a call from downtown telling me i got something to pick up so i went and drove down and here's what it was



guess i can't return it by this point cause i already signed the papers.

SENT FROM: soaring
TYPE: public post
TIME: October 1, 9:45am

so i guess this stuff was supposed to arrive last month but we finally got our shipment of vaccines at the umcb!!! make your appointments to get them and if demand is greater than supply we're def going to be restocking asap!!! definitely recommend a flu shot at the very least bc winter is coming (but not in the game of thrones kind of way) and the flu is different than your common cold, especially affecting children and the elderly. plus, we're living through a zombie apocalypse so i'm pretty sure none of us want to be that person who died from the flu...

ANYWAY!!! make your appointments and i'm looking forward to seeing you at the clinic! happy october and here's to a healthy austin <3

From: burgerking
To: memento, burgerqueen, fireinthehole, voin, & yolo
When: Backdated to 9/9, 10AM
Type: Group private message



Thank you all for the gifts! The baked goods and pierogi are much better than the food they have here, and the sweater is very comfortable. Such a bold pattern. I have a lot to read now, too, which is really great since the books they put in the room are a little sub par. I really appreciate you all thinking of me. It was very sweet. :)

I hope you are all doing well and I will see you soon.

Thank you,
Ryan

PS: Bishop, I'm sorry the moonshine didn't work out.

SENT FROM: ms_vaneeden
TYPE: Public post
TIME: 1PM, 9/2/19

As part of our ongoing effort to ensure the safety of the people of Austin, a 24-hour citizen hotline has been created to report the presence of the undead within the city's protected limits. If you personally witness one or more of these creatures in the area, please call [shared contact] to officially register a sighting. In the event that the presence of a shuffler is merely suspected rather than confirmed, citizens are asked to refrain from investigating further. Instead, vacate the immediate area right away and contact us via the hotline.

From: yolo
To: The Greenbelt district
Type: Private post
When: Backdated to 7/7/19, 10AM

if y'all have any questions about ongoing events reach out to me or bishop directly. thx u

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From: Vic Scherbatsky
To: Bishop Coldiron, TJ Greenling, and NPC Officers
Type: Text message
When: Backdated to 7/7/19, 10:02AM

> the fuk happened to jenner

From: Vic Scherbatsky
To: Bishop Coldiron, Savannah Posey
Type: Text message
When: Backdated to 7/7/19, 10:05AM

> jenner's ditched for the rogues
> figure we should let clarke know too but y'all know her better

SENT FROM: blooddiamond
TYPE: public post
TIME: July 6, 5pmish

What asshat is trainin these shit-for-brains sweep crews? For the record, I don't make a habit of saving fifty year old ex-accountants from gettin their face chewed off just to get barked at for the trouble.

Ruined my favorite boots. Only boots

Least I got a nice parting gift. Would've made a nice birthday present for my brother.

I need a smoke.
Happy early bday, B

From: blooddiamond
Type: public post
When: 6/4, around 9pm

Well hello there, Austin. I make it in time for a party?

From: yolo
Type: public post
When: 7/1, 8pm

took my official id card n everything earlier today. i look like a fuckin potato



guess it could be worse. besides, i got a real house and everything now. ain't gonna complain too hard.

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From: yolo
Type: private post to the Greenbelt as well as jurisdoctor, journeyman, and paced
When: 7/1, 8:10pm

before any rumors get outta hand yes it's true. about twenty of our patches up and left earlier. were gonna keep on keeping on in the meantime but anyone who sees these turncoats you let us know. abandonment ain't something to take lightly and they'll be answering for it as far as im concerned.

From: yolo
Type: Private post to the Dog Park
Sent: 5/7, 5:15PM

hey y'all. our traveling docs aren't gonna be able to come round for a little while, so during this period i don't wanna hear about anyone taking any dumb risks and playing at stupid shit when they're out in austin. we can't risk anyone coming back bit or with an injury we won't be able to handle on our own. i don't care what kinda shit the apd or patrolmen're pulling. basically don't be a dumbass. keep yourselves clean and healthy cause no one's gonna be able to come take a look at you if you come down with something either.

From: yolo
To: thomasine
Sent: 5/7, 5:20PM

there's something going round as far as illness goes. what's our stock looking like as far as cold and flu shit goes?

FROM: dontshoot
TYPE: private post to dog park
WHEN: 5/4/19, 6pm
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FROM: tj greenling
TYPE: text to marina scherbatsky
WHEN: 5/4/19, 6:30pm
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Type: Public- sent to DogPark and Friends
From: SomeTHING
Posted on April 2nd

Winona Margaret and Jackson Lee Morgan-Coldiron

Jackson was born 7:36 and Winona was born 7:45 PM on March 10

Winona was 4.2 and Jackson was 4.9.

Both are in good health. Mom is recovering.

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From: dixiesticks
Type: public
When: 03/04, evening

baa-ram-ewe! baa-ram-ewe! to your breed, your fleece, your clan be true! sheep be true! baa-ram-ewe!

do i have your attention? lovely. some announcements, pardon the length but i have been away for a while. it is so hard to get a phone around here these days, isn't it. not to mention hair dye. you vain little sheeples, you.

i would like to thank my generous friends from the puppy pound who took such great care to liberate us poor souls that shared your fate. i was getting real tired of being beaten for looking at someone wrong
sincerest thanks to you sirs. may your coats stay shiny and life not be ever so ruff for you mutts.

dear ollie. go suck it.

pernell reason. be very afraid of what lurks in the dark. it might glitter and laugh. you and your men like laughing, don't you. this time i have a knife.

to my dearest clyde. i know you are out there, waiting for me to return to you. don't fret, my pet. i will find you. i promise.

now who went and cleared out the treasury? it was my favorite place to get decor for my humble abode. shame on you. shame.

FromSomething
Type Public
When January 8

Hey Sonny, or should I say Gun? Found some information about you. Got anything you want to say now before I end you? You coward...

For the rest of the Hellhounds. I never betrayed you. Heard you got out of La Quinta. I am sorry about Tesla. I loved him. I know you don't believe it right now but someday you will.

SENT FROM: mccaff
TYPE: Public Post
TIME: 10/6, 9:00 pm

Hey, who's the Picasso going around the North Loop?

SENT FROM: dogeatdog
TYPE: Public Post
TIME: October 4, 2018 3:42 AM

Reader, I'm relieved d to inform you that my darlin sister does not have her own space galleaon capable of journeyin thru the skies & stars, armed with illegal radiation cannons and murder harpoons nor packed stem to stern with every form of decadence and finery and pretty much any dessert you can think of cooked to perfection. Because that would be too much. That would sort of be more n I can take from her. I mean I love her dearly but if she had her own space galleon on top of all the other amazing merits she got to her name I'd have to be like, I wish you would stop now. I mean how. How did you achieve all this. We got the same dumb parents. We dropped outta the same dumb high school. How did you even. And more importantly, why are we botherin with adventures and escapades and complicated revenge plots when we can just travel through space n time? (Oh, did I not mention the goddamn tesseract drive?) But it's alright cause as it turns out she only rents this cabin on a space galleon so we're good. That's nothing. That don't make me feel bad. One thing I learned in life it's this, that anyone can rent anything from anyboddy. So OK yes addmittedly yes this rented cabin on the space galleon is nicer n most nations. And yes I have to say I'm sorta wishing we never make it to the desalination plants cause I never wanna leave the bean bag chairs and calamari poppers and pleasure apps and music that sounds like the cool side of the pillow. But then I see my sister lookin out the porthole down at the stars, and I know this ain't about my wishes and wants. It's about hers. And hers are mine, now and always. And so we both want the following things and that's that:

1) To see Paris
2) To see anything (we're blind.)
3) Swim WITHOUT dolphins for ONCE
4) Milk one of God’s lesser beasts (bat, eel, etc.)
5) Climb a mountain (acceptable types of mountains: hard rock candy, Brokeback)
6_ Go back in time n go to Hitler and be like hey come on
7) Get down to my birth weight (9.1 lbs)
10)Build a ship in a bottle (a full-sized navy-sized ship in a baby bottle, this is gunna be tough)%
11) Mate a Labrador with another Labrador n create designer breed LabraLab

SENT FROM: Maizie
TYPE: text to Ezra
TIME: 10/1/18, 8:03 PM

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SENT FROM: mayz
TYPE: private message to yolo, something, and fireinthehole
TIME: 10/1/18, 8:11 PM

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SENT FROM: mayz
TYPE: private message to callahan
TIME: 10/1/18, 8:14 PM

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