AUSTIN FREENET

From: mayor_clarke
Type: public post
Sent: 3/3/30, 9AM

Citizens of Austin,

A few notable announcements today.

It is my supreme displeasure to On behalf of our intrepid researchers from Denver, I have been asked to extend the opportunity for immune citizens to apply to assist with research efforts. Please note that these citizens will be entrusted with the retrieval of live undead specimens, and thus all applicants must undergo a rigorous physical examination and combat assessment in order to confirm their readiness.

On April 5, 2020, we will be holding a special election in order to elect one representative and two senators to Congress. It is my personal feeling that it's about time we have representation in our government again.

Lastly, please note that taxes did not die with the rise of our new world normal. Our due date is delayed significantly to October 15, 2020, all things considered, but such things are an inevitability of federal assistance and involvement. I look forward to having Texas representatives play more of a role in our government, as mentioned above.

Yours,
Mayor Nina Clarke
Austin, Texas

From: mayor_clarke
To: callahan, silvereagle, chiefkulseth, ricochet, legallyblonde, fireinthehole
Type: private post
Sent: 2/8, 2PM

Ms. van Eeden will no longer be working in the government, effective immediately.

In other news, a special election is scheduled for 4/1/20 in order to choose Texas Members of Congress. We will discuss this in our next series of meetings.

Yours,
Mayor Nina Clarke
Austin, Texas

From: mayor_clarke
To: journeyman
Type: Private message
Sent: 2/5/20, 1:30PM

Please see the attached photo, which depicts a Valentine's Day message I received today. I would like to have this investigated at once for my own safety.

Yours,
Mayor Nina Clarke
Austin, Texas

From: mayor_clarke
To: callahan, silvereagle, chiefkulseth, ms_vaneeden, ricochet, legallyblonde, fireinthehole
Type: private post
Sent: 2/1, 12PM

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From: mayor_clarke
To: chiefkulseth
Type: Private message
Sent: 2/1, 12:05PM

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From: mayor_clarke
Type: public post
When: 01/03/20, 9AM

Citizens of Austin,

Our office is pleased to announce that due to the securing of our city borders, the hard work of our soldiers to reduce zombie population, and the increased vigilance given by our APD, Austin's curfew will be moved from 7PM to 9PM. This change is effective beginning January 5, 2020.

If you have questions, please do not hesitate to reach out to our office.

Yours,
Mayor Nina Clarke
Austin, Texas

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From: mayor_clarke
To: ms_vaneeden, silvereagle, chiefkulseth, callahan, legallyblonde, fireinthehole, ricochet
Type: Private post
Where: 01/03/20, 10AM

All,

Please see the attached documentation Ms. van Eeden received from Denver this morning. It details the current water grid throughout the United States as well as the need to supplement with additional resources when able. We have untapped water resources within our city limits as well as opportunities to leverage local rivers, lakes, and eventually Texas coastline.

I have indicated in yellow the section that proposes the connection between our downtown water plant and that of Tulsa's and then, in purple, the proposal regarding the spring within the Greenbelt district. If we accept the proposal to leverage the spring for city and national water supply, utility buildings will need to be built on the site marked in green, located in the center of the district. The district's borders will be shifted accordingly and compensation will be provided to the city and district. We'll lose access to a natural recreational area, though there are many more within the region that we can look to reclaim, and any citizens still living in the indicated region will need to find new housing with the assistance of government funds.

We need five votes in favor of this proposal in order to move forward. I will vote on this measure myself.

I look forward to hearing your thoughts.

Yours,
Mayor Nina Clarke
Austin, Texas

SENT FROM: heykitten
TYPE: Public Post
TIME: January 3rd, 2020 - 2:00PM

Hey Austin,

The Santa Competition went off amazingly and was a great first fundraiser for the Orphanage, so thank you to everyone who came out and showed support for the event and the orphanage! Dr. Whelan has asked me to help them with new fundraising ideas that could happen throughout the year, which I'm extremely excited about. So far a few ideas have been discussed now we’re looking for public opinion on which would hold more interest and/or have more items donated.

Both are auctions of a sort.

The first idea was a date auction, though this would require people to be willing to spend an evening with a possible stranger.

The second idea is a silent auction. This one would require donations from local businesses of goods or services.

I’ve seen both done extremely well and been very successful. So tell me Austin, which would hold your attention more or earn your support?

SENT FROM: chaplain_cornell
TYPE: public post
TIME: December 6, 12:45pm

Hello Austin! Or should I be saying howdy? My name is JJ and I'm an Army Chaplain. I've been cleaning up St. Mary's Cathedral and though the place is still looking a little rough, I'll be hosting Christmas Eve and Christmas Day services for anyone who is interested. From what I've heard there aren't any churches here yet, so it seems I got here just in time!

So... as a newcomer to Austin where should I go and what should I do? Throw the new guy a bone!

From: mayor_clarke
Type: Public post
When: 12/5/19, 6:30PM

Citizens of Austin,

It is my pleasure to announce the results of what I have been told is the first annual Austin, Texas Santa Competition. Though the temperatures may not fall quite so steeply as they do in other parts of our country, my heart is warmed by the holiday spirit and generosity that you all have shown today. As you know, all proceeds from today's event will go towards the establishment of our city orphanage.

With 29.84% of the total city votes, the Capitol district's Santa Claus, Commissioner Isaac Callahan, has won this year's contest. All Capitol citizens will receive a coupon for 20% off any purchase at the newly-reopened Barton Creek Square and Cinema to commemorate the occasion.

I am also honored to announce that the Greenbelt district's Santa Claus, Mr. Max Mendelson, has also clinched victory as a "fan favorite" Santa Claus. All Greenbelt citizens will receive a coupon for 10% off any purchase at the Barton Creek Square and Cinema as well.

I wish you all a happy holiday season. For those who are looking for ways to spend their new coupon, I hear that National Lampoon's Zombie Holiday Hideaway is quite good.

Yours,

The office of
Mayor Nina Clarke
Austin, Texas
Who never once officially relinquished mayorship to Commissioner Callahan, despite his lies

SENT FROM: callahan
TYPE: public message
TIME: December 2nd, 2:30pm

Thank you to all who nominated and voted in the very important Austin's Battle of the Santas. After a round of nominations and an even more exciting round of run-off voting, the people of Austin have spoken! Here are your selections:

Capitol District:
Santa Claus: Isaac Callahan
Mr. Claus: Kāne Van Dale
Elves: Nina Clarke, Kevin Clarke

LBJ District:
Santa Claus: Beau Waites
Mr. Claus: Nathan Posey
Elves: Nick Choi, Luc Flores

UMCB District:
Santa Claus: Pete Whelan
Mrs. Claus: Shelby Thomas
Elves: Lita Singh, Rose Montgomery

Greenbelt District:
Santa Claus: Max Mendelson
Mrs. Claus: Violet Holladay
Elves: Pikachu Garcia, Ryan McCormick

Congratulations to all. Don't forget that the Battle of the Santas will be happening at the LBJ Community Center on December 5th. Photos will be $10 and all money raised will go towards Austin's new orphanage foundation.

From the desk of Isaac Callahan,
Department of Justice Commissioner
Interim Mayor of Austin

Two additional notes:
1. I swear on the Texas State Constitution that I did not stuff the ballot box to win the role of Santa Claus.
2. If for some (absurd) reason you wish to withdraw your candidacy, please send me a private message.

Breathe out, breathe in
American oxygen
Every breath I breathe
Chasin' this American Dream
We sweat for a nickel and a dime
Turn it into an empire

( My name is Nina Michelle Clarke. I'm the Mayor of Austin, Texas. )

From: mayor_clarke
To: ms_vaneeden, zachattack, journeyman, silvereagle, chiefkulseth, ricochet, callahan, legallyblonde, fireinthehole (group message)
When: November 9, 2019 -- 7AM
Type: Private Group Message

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From: quidproquo
To: shadowed
When: November 9, 2019 -- 7:15AM
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From: quidproquo
To: inthemiddle, 3dani, heykitten (group message)
When: November 9, 2019 -- 7:20AM
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From: quidproquo
To: sewwhat
When: November 9, 2019 -- 7:25AM
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SENT FROM: sweet-tart
TYPE: Public post
TIME: 11/8/19, 5:45AM

Happy Thanksgiving Austin! I hope everyone has awesome plans to celebrate with family and friends! But please be careful and avoid the turkey hangover. ;)

From: mayor_clarke
To: ms_vaneeden, zachattack
When: November 6, 2019 -- 10AM

Despite my wishes, I just received word that Gobbles will be arriving today. Can someone please confirm whether this odd nightmare is in fact happening?

Thank you.

The office of
Mayor Nina Clarke
Austin, Texas

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From: quidproquo
To: legallyblonde
When: November 6, 2019 -- 1PM
Type: Private message

Thank you for the invitation to your party. What is your +1 policy?

From: mayor_clarke
To: ms_vaneeden, silvereagle, chiefkulseth, ricochet, callahan, legallyblonde, fireinthehole, yolo, pikachu, firebird
When: 12:30PM

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From: mayor_clarke
To: burgerking, burgerqueen, sweet-tart, chiefkulseth
When: 12:35PM

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To: snapshot, chiefkulseth
When: 12:45PM

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To: callahan & inthemiddle
When: 12:50PM

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To: ms_vaneeden
When: 2PM

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SENT FROM: daddy_daycare
TYPE: public post
TIME: October 7th, 1:30 pm

Greetings Austin! My name is Beau, I'm a new schoolteacher in town and I'm looking for a few businesses, offices, or individuals that would be willing to host some field trips for some very energetic, very eager-to-learn preschoolers. I know having 10-15 little munchkins running around a place of business might not be everybody's cup of tea but if I could get a few of you to humor me, I'd love for my students to be able to experience Austin in a fun and educational way! If you have any questions about what the field trips would entail, or are yourself looking for a preschool or daycare for your own kids, please feel free to reply to this post, or shoot me a private message at your earliest convenience.

Unrelated but equally important, I heard there was a place called The Bar that was looking for part time work but when I dropped by it didn't seem like anybody was home? Did it shutter its doors or did I just drop in at a bad time?

Last thing, I swear. Anybody out there do alterations or tailoring? There's something about this Texas air that's got my three kids growing like weeds. I swear the oldest has shot up half an inch since we've moved here, and it's only been 2 days. If there was somebody who was handy with a needle and thread I'd love to throw some hems their way to be let down.

Sorry this post became a sort of "catch all" to all of my newcomer problems...it's the first time I've had more than two minutes to myself since we got to Austin and if I don't get it all my questions out in one fell swoop who knows when I'll have the chance next?

From: mayor_clarke
Type: Public
When: 9:00AM

Citizens of Austin,

As we begin to move forward from the tragic incidents experienced during the September 2019 events, our office is nearing the completion of its investigations. Our intent has been to determine probable causes, identify known and likely catalysts, and create plans for prevention.

We know that as the days pass and people fall to the virus, we are losing important and loved members of our community. Know this is not something that I or this office takes lightly. The nature of our world today is such that blanket promises cannot be made, but our goal is to honor their lives with improved prevention, security, and city-wide strength.

We have been in contact with state and city heads from other regions within the United States as well in order to learn more about and identify best practices. Barricade reconstruction and reinforcements continue in earnest and the information we've gathered has led to an improved understanding of the nature of the zombie virus and how it spreads.

I invite all citizens to contact me directly via this Freenet post if you would like to learn more about next steps.

Yours,

The office of
Mayor Nina Clarke
Austin, Texas

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From: mayor_clarke
To: ms_vaneeden
Sent: 9:05AM

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To: shadowed
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To: callahan, inthemiddle, heykitten
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From: mayor_clarke
Type: Public post
When: 9/7/19, 8AM

Citizens of Austin:

Emergency staff have been hard at work over the last day to identify the cause of the three separate zombie incidents at the University of Texas campus, University Medical Center Brackenridge, and the UMCB District. Initial investigations have proven inconclusive and our office will share more information with the public when able.

Please note that zombie populations throughout unincorporated Austin appear to be increasing. Emergency barricades have been constructed around all incorporated districts, but we urge you to take extra precaution when able and travel only when necessary. As in prior months, available soldiers will provide escort as needed.

Our thoughts are with those affected by yesterday's loss of life and the individuals waiting through quarantine at this time.

The office of
Mayor Nina Clarke
Austin, Texas

From: mayor_clarke
To: ms_vaneeden, chiefkulseth, silvereagle, & callahan
Type: Private message
When: 9/5, 12PM

It occurs to me now that since the interview project is now sponsored by the Department of Vital Communications, we ought to show a little bit more of our side of the story. I value the insight the interviews have given us, especially the features that focused on those on the cusp of society during the city's previous era, but there's only been one interview that focused on someone who had been a part of Austin's main society. I would think there should be balance in order to avoid bias.

I encourage you all to sit for an interview, and I will do the same.

SENT FROM: inthemiddle
TYPE: Public Post
TIME: August 10th, 2019 - Late Morning

Hello Austin! Erase whatever it was you might have had penciled into your calendar for tomorrow night, because The Bar is hosting Austin’s very first speed dating night! You read that right, Austin’s #1 bar is branching out to help anyone and everyone looking for love to find that special someone.

Come out and be bitten by love! If nothing else we promise it's better than a zombie bite!

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SENT FROM: Demi Rafferty
TYPE: Group Text
TO: Bishop Coldiron, Arthur Jenner, Pikachu Garcia, Noa Bellamy, Sasha Whittaker, Bunny Dolan, Ryan McCormick, Violet Holladay, Nina Clarke, Savannah Posey, Pete Whelan, Lita Singh, Kitty Gilmore, Nathan Posey, Luc Flores, Nick Choi, Dani Diaz, Mina Kulseth and Bea Rodriguez.
TIME: August 10th, 2019 - Late Morning.

> Cancel whatever plans you might have tomorrow night because this is an official invitation to come out and be bitten by love!
> There will be booze, attractive people and hopefully good conversation.
> If there’s not don't blame us, we can’t control every conversation.
> Cherry and I would love to see your bright and smiling faces at The Bar on September 1st.
> Scratch that, they don’t even need to be bright and smiling. We just want to see you there!

From: mayor_clarke
Type: public post
When: 8/7/19, 3:15PM

Citizens of Austin,

I write to you today to provide clarification on today's events.

Many of you in the LBJ and UMCB Districts have reported hearing faint gunshots within the last hour, coming from the northern portion of unincorporated Austin. This was the result of a clash between our police force and the remaining rogue outlaw suspects who purported a continued association between themselves and the Hellhound motorcycle club.

We are pleased to share that the Austin Police Department successfully contained the suspects and they are now in custody within La Quinta.

Please note that our administration has once again confirmed that the members of the Hellhound motorcycle club, who are all registered citizens of Austin, Texas, are committed to upholding the law and are well aware of the consequences they -- or any other lawless citizen, Hellhound or not -- would experience should they step outside the law.

We continue to advise precaution on our city streets, though we express optimism that for now, the sole threat remains the undead.

Yours,

The Government of
Austin, Texas

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From: mayor_clarke
To: chiefkulseth
When: 8/7/19, 3:20PM

Are you available for breakfast tomorrow morning, Chief?

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From: mayor_clarke
To: shadowed
When: 8/7/19, 3:30PM

Still job hunting?