AUSTIN FREENET

SENT FROM: Sparrow (elzorro)
TYPE: Public Post

alright fuck it i'm done

women are terrible and most of the dicks around the subway belong to a bunch of fucking junkies.

is there anyone in austin who can just fucking spread their legs and shut their fucking mouth? anyone. i will literally take anyone. heartbeat and shut mouth, my only requirements. let's fucking go.

SENT FROM: parts
TYPE: Public Post

I sometime wish my helper was a Minion. He would be far cuter. I might even get more business that way. Who wouldn't come all the way out here to watch a small, yellow pill-shaped organism fix electronics? I would. But, if I could choose to have a Minion, I'd want Bob and I don't think I could put that little guy to work. So, I guess I'll just have to settle and keep who I have now.

SENT FROM: mayz
TYPE: public post


who's up for a BOOK SWAP? i'm sick to death of everything i have so. does anyone want any of the following:

1. the scarlet letter -- it's totally a classic! and you can console yourself with the thought that hey at least we're not puritans
2. divergent -- turns out it's not quite as much fun to read a dystopian novel when you're living in one you've probably seen the movie (note: i don't have the sequels)
3. the time-traveler's wife -- totally a heartbreaker but SO good. i part with this only reluctantly
4. anne of green gables -- look i love anne ok? don't hate on anne
5. bitten -- werewolves not zombies, promise

if you have anything you'd be willing to lend or trade please respond! or shout out what you're looking for in case someone else can supply it! for me genre isn't important but i'd prefer a happy ending. y'know because of reasons


edited later to add:
all my books have now been claimed! thank you to everyone for trading with me!

From: queenofharts
Type: Public

Would anyone from the medical center (or anyone with a medical background, really) be willing to come to the Capitol for a house call? One of my friends isn't feeling very well and I really think he would benefit from a doctor's opinion.

Please let me know at your earliest convenience.

[Public]
I had the strongest craving for borshch today which is weird because the last time I had that I was a teenager. Too bad there aren't any beets around to make it.

So Austin, what is one food you miss most?

[Dog Park Residents]
Are we still on lockdown? The assholes who beat me up stole also all my shit before I got here so I have exactly one outfit to wear. Not that I don't love sitting around half-naked while I wash my only clothes and wait for them to dry, but it might be nice if I could go look for something else to wear.