From: cherryontop
To: all usernames
Sent: 6/5, 11:30AM
If you haven't gone to get your rations yet, I highly recommend it today because we got actual
steak sandwiches in the little bag!! If they are trying to win us over by giving us real food... I mean, I think it's working!!!!
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From: cherryontop
To: bellagio
Sent: 6/5, 11:40AM
How are you??
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From: cherryontop
To: anyone whose username is
not bellagio
Sent: 6/5, 11:45AM
Maybe this is a sort of unusual use of the Freenet, but I was wondering if there are any gay women out there who would be interested in someone really pretty and smart? Or bi/pan/sexualqueer women, whatever! Either way though, my friend is a
real catch. I would absolutely date her myself if I wasn't straight.
Here are some things to know about my friend.
-- She's really pretty!
-- She likes to cover up her rockin' body with sweater vests and frumpy skirts, so if you're into that sexual librarian aesthetic she would be perfect for you!!!!
-- I'm not making up the part about her rockin' body by the way. Even though I'm straight I have seen her without her clothes on many a time!!
-- She is very smart and well-educated!!
-- She has resting bitch face which makes you feel very successful when you get her to smile!
-- Racists need not apply because my friend is super proud of being a WOC!!!
If you are interested in dating my friend, please send me a private message in order for me to screen applicants.