AUSTIN FREENET

From: codemonkey
Type: Public

So, not to burst anyone's bubbles or trample on anyone's childhood dreams, but I'm pretty sure I just saw the shambling corpse of John Stamos outside the UMCB. Anyone at the hospital, check it out, he's by the South entrance, hanging out with a cool posse made up of what looks like decomposing Craig T. Nelson, a surprisingly lively torso, and something that looks like the spitting image of Barbra Streisand, only if she were melting.

Aw...Mom would have loved to see Barbara at least once, even if it was as the legend shuffled past her hospital window before being blown to smithereens by the Capitol guards. Do you think if I blasted "The Way We Were" from my window, she'd turn around? See, this is the stuff I'll miss when I find a new place.
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From: Max
Type: Text to Zhenya

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I had the strongest craving for borshch today which is weird because the last time I had that I was a teenager. Too bad there aren't any beets around to make it.

So Austin, what is one food you miss most?

[Dog Park Residents]
Are we still on lockdown? The assholes who beat me up stole also all my shit before I got here so I have exactly one outfit to wear. Not that I don't love sitting around half-naked while I wash my only clothes and wait for them to dry, but it might be nice if I could go look for something else to wear.