FROM: codemonkey
TYPE: Public Post
TIME: December 7th, 8:05 p.m.
Ho Ho Ho-ly moly, are we
not going to talk about the Mordor-level thundersnow we're experiencing right now? "White Christmas" my tookus. It's starting to lay out there so, please, resist the urge to make snow angels because, let me tell you, you'll be in for a rude awakening of the chemical burn variety. On a lighter note, I know it's not until tomorrow but Merry Christmas to all my gentile sisters and misters! Stay safe out there...here's hoping you find yourself under some mistletoe instead of out in this shizzstorm!
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FROM: codemonkey
TYPE: Private Post to the Dog Park
TIME: December 7th, 8:10 p.m.
Apologies to anyone who witnessed my inadvertent strip tease outside earlier. I didn't realize my hoodie was still damp from the wash so when I ventured outside to check out the snow (not realizing it was actually Satan's Slurpee out there) the whole sweatshirt started smoking and disintegrating. Managed to get out of the offending garment and out of harm's way before I got burned but still, mea culpa.
Unrelated, but if anyone wants to put on their snappiest hazmat garb or scuba suit and venture on over to the Airstream, I can guarantee mediocre hot cocoa and
slightly better conversation.
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FROM: Max
TYPE: Text to Dani
TIME: December 7th, 8:16 p.m.
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FROM: Max
TYPE: Text to Pete
TIME: December 7th, 8:46 p.m.
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