Dixie (swingingonastar) wrote in remains_freenet, @ 2016-03-11 13:36:00 |
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From: dixiesticks
Type: public
When: 03/04, evening
baa-ram-ewe! baa-ram-ewe! to your breed, your fleece, your clan be true! sheep be true! baa-ram-ewe!
do i have your attention? lovely. some announcements, pardon the length but i have been away for a while. it is so hard to get a phone around here these days, isn't it. not to mention hair dye. you vain little sheeples, you.
i would like to thank my generous friends from the puppy pound who took such great care to liberate us poor souls that shared your fate. i was getting real tired of being beaten for looking at someone wrong
sincerest thanks to you sirs. may your coats stay shiny and life not be ever so ruff for you mutts.
dear ollie. go suck it.
pernell reason. be very afraid of what lurks in the dark. it might glitter and laugh. you and your men like laughing, don't you. this time i have a knife.
to my dearest clyde. i know you are out there, waiting for me to return to you. don't fret, my pet. i will find you. i promise.
now who went and cleared out the treasury? it was my favorite place to get decor for my humble abode. shame on you. shame.