Max Mendelson (zeroes_and_ones) wrote in remains_freenet, @ 2015-12-23 17:42:00 |
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Entry tags: | # 2018 [12] december, # type: post, # type: private post, # type: text, # username: codemonkey, # username: mayz, # username: quidproquo, daniela diaz, max mendelson, pete whelan |
FROM: codemonkey
TYPE: Public Post
TIME: December 7th, 8:05 p.m.
Ho Ho Ho-ly moly, are we not going to talk about the Mordor-level thundersnow we're experiencing right now? "White Christmas" my tookus. It's starting to lay out there so, please, resist the urge to make snow angels because, let me tell you, you'll be in for a rude awakening of the chemical burn variety. On a lighter note, I know it's not until tomorrow but Merry Christmas to all my gentile sisters and misters! Stay safe out there...here's hoping you find yourself under some mistletoe instead of out in this shizzstorm!
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FROM: codemonkey
TYPE: Private Post to the Dog Park
TIME: December 7th, 8:10 p.m.
Apologies to anyone who witnessed my inadvertent strip tease outside earlier. I didn't realize my hoodie was still damp from the wash so when I ventured outside to check out the snow (not realizing it was actually Satan's Slurpee out there) the whole sweatshirt started smoking and disintegrating. Managed to get out of the offending garment and out of harm's way before I got burned but still, mea culpa.
Unrelated, but if anyone wants to put on their snappiest hazmat garb or scuba suit and venture on over to the Airstream, I can guarantee mediocre hot cocoa and slightly better conversation.
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FROM: Max
TYPE: Text to Dani
TIME: December 7th, 8:16 p.m.
> Hey, I'm hoping you're at a holiday get together or some such instead of out in this weather.
> If there isn't a punch bowl spiked with toilet wine, it just isn't a UMCB party.
> Remember last New Year's when we stole two pairs of Pete's scrubs so we could match and I hoisted you on my shoulders and we challenged everyone we came across to a game of chicken? I miss you that.
> So, I was hoping to snag a one on one with you when all this s'more snow has melted, or gone inert, whichever comes first.
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FROM: Max
TYPE: Text to Pete
TIME: December 7th, 8:46 p.m.
> Hey, I know you're not talking to me right now.
> And I respect that. Really, I do.
> But it just didn't seem right not to wish you a Merry Christmas.
> You know, 'tis the season and all.