From Mordor to the Death StarYeah, okay, I don't want to sound ungrateful because I really,
really appreciate being resurrected
and I bet that's not going to bite me in the ass later, but I'm
so not cut out for all of this. I'm the first one to admit I'm a total coward. Ask anyone! Sure, I did the self-sacrificial thing once but that was a total fluke — I'm the GrÃma Wormtongue here, not the Legolas or Gimli. Thranduil turning his back on the dwarves when Smaug sundered Erebor? Me. All me. Actually, I wouldn't even
be there — at least that guy showed up to see what was going on.
[...]What I'm trying to say is: Somebody made a huge mistake bringing me here, and I'm totally going to mess this up. Do not pass go, do not roll for initiative,
do not depend on me.
filtered to aziraphale.Thanks for yesterday. And sorry for getting snot on your fancy handkerchief. Jane Austen always made it sound nice, not [...] you know.