Mission Atlantis

Figured I might as well join in the club, since everyone else is doing it. And it's no more revealing than putting up my academy transcripts when I took command of the Discovery and showed everyone that I flunked astrophysics.

Anyway, here we go.


( Roommate Survey )

I suppose it was inevitable I'd end up in space again at some point.

Are there Avengers here? Your world is nuts; I hope you realise that. But your facilities were acceptable, and at least I wasn't living in a flying death trap.

Name's McCoy, I'm a Doctor with Starfleet.

Really, my first thought was 'Did Alicia put you up to this?' Fine, whatever.

( Roomate Survey )

Interesting these are sent out now and not beforehand.

( Roomate Survey )

Securely Filtered to Una Chin-Riley
We might have a situation here.

I was just contacted by someone else on this ship, not from our home, that he saw what I was dreaming of last night.

Do you know of any other reports of something similar happening elsewhere on the ship?

Hi.

I'm Christine. Some of you might know me as Nurse Chapel, or just Chapel, or that lady that wears a white uniform.

[MESSAGE REDACTED, NEW MESSAGE UNDERNEATH] While I know this might sound a little lame and like you probably know everything (and you might, space and time are really confusing and the past and future are weird like that), I just wanted to let you know that I am here in medical any time you need someone to talk to (and granted, we've got Dream who is really good at their job and probably way nicer to talk to about serious things). [ETA] ABOUT REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH not about stuff going on in your head, if you need a therapist PLEASE talk to DREAM OR THE PSYCH DEPARTMENT. I am just trying to make sure your bodies are cared for.

I can also make sure that you're prepared to make good (or bad) decision when they come up (and I will help without judgement because that's my job as a nurse) but I will also tell you that you're about to make bad decisions.

So yeah.
Be safe, have fun, please come see me if you need me.

If you need assistance with reproductive health questions or general health issues and are unsure of who to go to, please reach out to the medical team and make an appointment. Your concerns are confidential and we'll help you as best as we can.

Thank you!

[Over 25s]
Oh my god do you ever wake up and think, 'wow, I sound just like my Starfleet Academy professors' or equivalent?

Well, I guess switching up housing means it is time for another dinner party? Yeah, yeah.

Well, Liam, you're not going to be able to miss them anymore.

LIAM & JOHNNY STORM

Hope you two are alright with pups because I come with two.

BUCKY

You're welcome to stop by for dinner anytime.

You know I always make too much.

I could use a drink. Anyone up for a night of revelry?

As if having this weird flu or whatever it is wasn't enough, now it seems like every time I pick up something, I drop it. And the replicator seems to be malfunctioning. I asked for black coffee and I got motor oil. Lieteral motor oil. Not that I don't like my coffee strong but I do like it palatable.




[Oliver is having a cae of the Friday the 13ths. And he's got the sick]

Navs & Comms - We seem to be having some linguistic issues. Universal translator is on the fritz - or its the consoles? The language settings keep changing. Which makes things a bit challenging. We're aware of it. But any ideas on how to fix it are more than welcome.

Starfleet

Dinner. Sunday. Liam & Seven, I expect to see both of you there - you're stuck with us now and that includes dinners. ;) I will accept requests for what's on the menu.

Alicia

What are we doing for the next communal dinner party? Pumpkin everything? Pasta making? Seven deadly sins dinner party?

Department Plot: [NAVIGATIONS + COMMUNICATIONS] - For some reason, all of the navigation equipment seems to be changing languages every few seconds. Get Communications to help out with the situation.

I've been instructed to introduce myself.

Bruce Wayne. Assigned to the Engineering department.

I found a copy of a book called Fifty Shades of Grey sitting on the counter when I was working. I decided to read it.

Well.

I understand it's been banned in several places. I don't know if it should be banned but I think someone needs to teach the author how to write because it was just.....bad.

Yellow, red, blue, green; the ship seems to be going through a disco phase.

I've checked the ship over twice now, this shouldn't be happening, there is nothing visible that should be causing these problems. I'll do another sweep, maybe I've missed something. If I can't find a solution, I'm putting it down in my report that we have ghosts.

[The lights in the ship flicker on and off all week, engineering is tasked with fixing it but every time they think they fixed it the lights turn a new colour and start flickering again.]

Because some people are animals (and I need to have it in writing to confirm I am, in fact, correct), I'm posing this to the wider group (and yes, there is a correct answer):

Water on the toothbrush before or after you add the toothpaste.

( PIZZA PARTY!!!!! )

This is Lt. Commander Christine Chapel of the USS Enterprise.

Obviously I'm on another ship, and I've been told that my post here is willful, as in, I can leave when I want. I've also been promised that my actual assignment isn't being jeopardized by my time here.

Is there anyone aside from the orientation crew that can confirm that I am not hallucinating? Your help would be appreciated.

And I wear white, so I hope that won't be held against me when I ask my Commander for that wardrobe exception.