Mission Atlantis

What the fuck is Chipolte, and why can I only eat burritos today and drink lemonade?


🌯 - The replicators only give food off the CHIPOTLE MENU. & 🍋 - Something is up with the water on the ship today. It's all coming out as lemonade! All of it. It seems something went wrong with the replicators and water systems today. Engineering must fix it!

ECHO

What the fuck am I supposed to do with 63 eggs, two hens and a bloody rooster.

La'an, as team leader, what do you want to do with them?

plot - TOMMY MCCONELL is somehow stuck helping a bunch of kids when COS lets out all of their chickens. TOMMY MCCONELL gets roped into helping collect the chickens, and as thanks, they are given two hens, a rooster, and 63 eggs.

What's the penalty for stepping on a leprechaun?

ooc - anyone is welcome to be aware of this it would have opened in his hands because he was taking it to the trash when it burst out

[OOC: Listen, I don’t know why Tommy McConnel is the one who gets to reap the benefits of Seven’s mischievous prankster side. Nor do I understand why she’s been a sassy little brat when it comes to him since she arrived on board. It’s just how it is. And who am I to question a muses decision? Anywho, in the grand finale, Seven and Daisy enlisted the help of the marvelous Katie Bell. Neri once again had the important task of delivering the precious cargo. When the precious cargo is opened, either intentionally or after 1 minute has passed, a tiny leprechaun wearing a miniature version of below will slide down a rainbow and begin dancing its version of a jig and singing a little jingle.

”Pinch me, I'm Irish, hear me roar,
In my green hat and sock, I'm ready for more!
With a twinkle in me eye, and a pot o' gold,
I'm the luckiest leprechaun, truth be told!

From Dublin to Cork, and Galway Bay,
We celebrate in our own special way!
With shamrocks and rainbows, and pots of gold,
The Emerald Isle, forever bold!

Pinch me, I'm Irish, don't you know,
Wherever I wander, my spirit glows!
With a jig and a dance, let's have a ball,
So raise a glass, and join the fun,
For on this April Fool’s Day, we're all one!]

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Who the hell sent me this.

It's tiny.

[Seven is not always as uptight as she appears to be. Sometimes she is a little shit. Ok, correction, when it comes to Tommy, she's always a little shit because apparently, that's just the way it is since she arrived on board. Anywho, Seven was inspired by Tony's robots so she with Daisy's assistant built one in her free time. Its name is still pending but its maiden voyage was to deliver a small wrapped box with the below inside to one Tommy McConnel]

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Open McOpen

- 2 December
- Lift | - Mimes

READ MORE 🍬 - Mimes are all over the ship today handing out Cotton Candy

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I just heard a pumpkin convince a poor bloke into wearing an uncomfortable-sounding tight pair of paints for whatever the hell is happening on Halloween.

Don't listen to the pumpkins.

I think I've heard enough Apple jokes already, but I'm sure there are more, have at it, get it out of your system.

To anyone who might have been greeted by an overexcited puppy this afternoon, I do apologize. Amelia has yet to learn to contain her excitement to appropriate levels.

My name is Dr. Helen Magnus and Amelia, Manicotti and I are beyond thrilled that Atlantis still has need of us.

Fucking line-dancing.

During this week, anytime 3 or more people end up standing in a line, they break out into a line dance, and music plays. Don't worry. It usually only lasts three minutes, but be careful the amount of time is dependent on how many people are in line. A line of 15? It'll be a 15-minute line dance.

Filter: Starfleet

Commander Coulson informed me that I was not the only Starfleet officer onboard. I figured I should at least introduce myself us never having met before. My name is Seven of Nine.

Filter: Captain Triton

Good Evening, Captain. The Science department received a message from GOLF team requesting our assistance with celestial realignment. In order to better assist them, I’m requesting access and approval for us to run simulations with a shuttle like theirs.

Filter: Science + Magic (includes Temporary Assignments)

GOLF team has requested our assistance. We’ve received a detailed analysis and now need to come up with a plan to realign the moons they've been orbiting. Technology is limited to what is on their shuttle so, we’ll need to factor that in to any plan.

SHIPWIDE (& RESCUE TEAMS) UPDATE

Most of you are aware that our ship's crew is missing quite a few folks. Thirty-two members of our crew disappeared. We've sent teams Charlie and Golf after them, which means we're temporarily down another ten folks, many who were heading up departments. Because of that, at the captain's request, we've gone ahead and done some temporary reshuffling to make sure our main areas are taken care of. If you have skills that we've overlooked, please let us know.

Temporary Assignments (tab 2)
First Officer - LCDR Phil Coulson
Second Officer - LCDR Tommy McConnel

Heads of Departments
Navigation/Helm: LT Erica Ortegas
Communications: LCDR Obi-Wan Kenobi
Morale: LT Aziraphale
Security: LTJG Jyn Erso
Engineering: LCDR Seven of Nine
Logistics: LT Katie Bell
Science Research / Chemistry & Biology: LT Ray Palmer
Marine Officers: LCDR Reyna Pevensie
Weapons: LCDR Tommy McConnel
Magic Research: LTJG Daphne Greengrass
Magic Specialist: LTJG Harry Potter
Magic Creative Labs: LT Zoya Nazyalensky

Any questions or concerns can be directed to me. Apologies that our new arrivals don't have more time to settle in.

[Charlie & Golf teams]

Don't worry, you'll all have your positions back when you return. Keep us updated on your progress. And please have good news

Temporary assignments can be found on the second tab on this spreadsheet. If there's something your char would be good at / if something doesn't make sense, toss a comment on the gdoc or let me know (here or discord). I put folks who had any flying experience into Navigation / Helm / piloting. Love you all! -Kori

Tommy & Open 📍 The Elle | 📆 2 September | ❗ - Language

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