net.

I could have sworn I saw Leob

Anyone got some money I could borrow? I lost my Colonial bank card when all our planets were nuked.

FILTERED TO CLINT BARTON (CANON):

Any idea what the frak is going on now?

FILTERED TO RED TEAM (Clint Barton, Thor, Sif, Bruce Wayne/Batman, Sam Winchester, & Bruce Banner):

For most of us introductions and skill sets aren't necessary, however, I'm going to do a little about me.

My name is Natasha Romanova, but I've made it easy and gone with the Americanization. Romanoff. I'm much older than I look, and I never lay all my cards out on the table. My code name is Black Widow, and I earned it.

Meeting tomorrow. Noon. We'll do it over lunch.

Bored...anyone wanna set some stuff on fire, maybe go looting or something?

Amanda was right, there's no such thing as an ex-junkie.

Bottom's up.

[Filtered to Avengers (can/au)+ Coulson, May, Carters]

Thor, your brother's up to his old tricks again.

I apologize for not typing this, but it is a little difficult to type too much right now. I am recovering, I'll be fine but things here are not fine. There is something seriously wrong going on, and I can't be the only person who has experienced.

Something has taken over Sam, he's not himself. Whatever it is...had black eyes. I think he's been possessed. How do we fix him? Because I cannot, no, I will not watch someone I love die again. I just...can't.

[SHIELD]

All Agents report.

( Spoilers for Seeds )

[Filtered: Avengers, SHIELD + Birds of Prey]

I think yesterday went very well. The plan we followed -- Coulson's idea to get the Hulk to the city limits and take him out with tranquilizers worked, but it wouldn't have without the hard work and skills of all of you.

And of course I've got to thank Dum Dum and Peggy especially, because without their help, I'd be in a lot worse shape than I am now. In future, if anyone is thinking it? I really wouldn't recommend crashing a motorcycle into the Hulk.

Unfortunately, we don't have a lot of time to celebrate. It looks like there are still people missing and maybe this is something we ought to look into. We've also got to step things up a bit not only with recruiting, but with familiarizing ourselves with each other. So I'm suggesting an informal dinner tonight. Bring anyone who you believe might be an asset to the team.

[Filtered: Deadpool]

Okay. Let's talk.

I'd love to be in on the party next time.

[[Text Message to Peggy Carter]]

-- You shot me in the face
--And you didn't even flinch
-- Are you okay?

[[Text Message to Natasha Romanoff (Canon)]]

-- Scale of 1-10
-- How bad was it?

[[Text Message to Clint Barton]]

-- Hey I need advice on something
-- Also
-- Ow.

Yeah so...I'm gonna go be somewhere else for like...ever.

Stand down!

Give, Iron Lady, twenty minutes, if still Green.

Hawkeye, do as I instructed you.

[Text Message to Avengers (all) + SHIELD]
-- Code Green
-- Excalibur
-- A432GF

What the hell is going on? We've got possible murders and people disappearing now, and not sent home because their stuff is still here? It's still beyond freezing and there is broken glass all over the hotel from the windows exploding last night.

Lee? Dinah? Please tell me you're both here and fine.

Coulson? May?

Well this certainly isn't what I signed up for.

I bet I know someone who doesn't mind the snow.

[Avengers + Dum Dum Dugan]

Status update regarding your SHIELD initiates, please. My list includes:

Phil Coulson

Birds of Prey

Skye

I am also given to understand that Melinda May is a contemporary SHIELD agent. Thoughts regarding reaching out to her?

In the meantime, I have secured $1MM in assets.

[Steve Rogers]

Trusting me - trusting me no matter what you may hear - is absolutely integral.

[ETA: Melinda May]

Agent May. I'm Peggy Carter.

There is a second Natasha here and be forewarned she is dangerous.

The people here are useless.

Who's in charge here?