net.

...What is this place?

How did I get here?

Hello?

...Tony?

HOLY SHITSNACKS

If you're going to attempt to drop a house on me, that won't work.

FILTER: AVENGERS

All right, fill me in.

The French Connection: fine cinema.

[SHIELD]

With the influx of new inhabitants, please sitrep your quadrants. Additionally, filling in our ranks will be important. If you have potential recruits, do let me know.

[FILTER: Wade Wilson, Steve Rogers, Sharon Carter]

Agent Deadpool: I should hope you will think twice about ever suggesting that my actions (or my niece's actions) are determined by our menstrual cycles. This is your only chance, sir. And it is the only one - thanks to the Commander's good will and your unfailing loyalty to him - you are likely to receive.

Where am I? And I gotta say, this hotel room is kickass. Really fancy.

Okay, so, I've been here since this afternoon, but I slipped and fell on ice outside the hotel, and had to wait for my ass to stop hurting. Seriously, that was unexpected. All I did was go outside to see where I was.. I mean, the hotel part was obvious....

But now I'm a little more five by five and I want to know what's going on here.