Logs

Who: Wade Wilson wade & Olivia Moore livmoore
What: Wade drops by the ME office asking for a little help on his latest assignment.
When: Thursday, Sept 29
Where: Orange County Medical Examiner Office
Rating: Mature Audiences
Warnings: Wade has no filter. Seriously. He's crude, gross, rude, and vulgar. He also chews with his mouth open. Liv should be thankful she'll never have to resort to eating his seriously dysfunctional brain.
Status: Partner Thread/Complete Upon Posting

( Can I get a little help in here? )

Who: Baby and Wade
What: House Hunting
When: Late August
Where: Out and about in the OC
Rating/Warnings: Mature/Language, craziness in general, and things of a sexual nature
Status: Complete

( I think it's missing the two-point-five kids and the dog which we are not ready for, no, ma'am. )

Who: Wade Wilson (Deadpool) and Kate Bishop (Hawkeye)
When: July
Where: Loft @ Irvine Spectrum Center
What: Wade goes shopping in a women's store & randomly encounters Kate!
Rating/Warnings: Wade Wilson does not come with an 'off' switch; he also happens to be rated NSFW. Anyone reading this should go into it feeling very, very sorry for Kate.
Status: Complete/Partner Thread

( What do you think? You think this is my color? )

Who: Wade Wilson (Deadpool) wade
What: A Lady in the Street but a Freak in the Bed
When: Tuesday, May 31
Where: Shared Apartment with Baby Firefly
Rating: Audience Discretion Truly Advised
Warnings: Wade is rude, crude, and lewd.
Status: Complete Upon Posting

( They were their own kind of crazy. )

Who: Wade Wilson wade & Finn _fn_2187_
What: Random Encounter in a Bar
When: Thursday, April 14, late night
Where: Dive Bar
Rating: Mature Audiences Only
Warnings: Deadpool. Wade. Seriously. Wade is his own warning. Crude language, commentary, concepts, and complimentary bitterness on the house. Finn also has some PTSD going on. They're both unwell.
Status: Complete Upon Posting/Partner Threads

( Clearly one does not simply <i>abandon</i> good whiskey. )

Who: David Loki davidloki & Wade Wilson wade
What: Random Run-In
When: Late October
Where: Norm's Restaurant
Rating/Warnings: Wade Wilson. He is his own warning. Though it's not too bad. Some language and Wade being Wade
Status: Closed/Completed GDoc

( He sat at the counter, back to the door, although each time it opened, he'd turn slightly in his seat to see who had come in )

Who: Wade Wilson wade & Clint Barton shotdown
What: Chance Encounter
When: Friday, October 23, midday
Where: Meeting at an undisclosed bank
Rating: Audience Discretion is Advised
Warnings: Wade Wilson. He's his own warning. Assume he'll offend you if you can be offended. It's just for the best really.
Status: Closed/Completed Partner Thread

( Thank tacos, you look healthy! )

Who: Wade Wilson (Deadpool) wade & Alucard lord_alucard
What: Accidental surveillance injury
When: Tuesday, October 20, night
Where: Bookstore Cafe
Rating: Audience Discretion is Advised
Warnings: Wade Wilson. All kinds of language. Probably incredibly inappropriate content.
Status: Closed/Completed GDoc

( Oops. )

Who: Kate Bishop (Hawkeye) and Wade Wilson (deadpool)
When: After these text messages, late October.
Where: Local Coffee Shop
What: Jenga Study
Rating/Warnings: Low?/Swearing
Status: Complete

( If absolutely nothing else could be said for Wade Wilson he was punctual. )

Who: Wade Wilson (Deadpool) and Anna of Arendelle
When: Tuesday, Oct 19
Where: Diner
What: Random Encounter at breakfast!
Rating/Warnings: Low/None (possibly some swearing)
Status: Complete

( Once upon a time, Pancakes were his BFF -- and now? Well, they were his enemy.  )

Who: Wade Wilson (Deadpool) and Prince Tom
When: (the evening after Wade got arrested)
Where: Random Bar
What: Random Encounter!
Rating/Warnings: Low/Swearing
Status: Complete

( Are you drinking all that ‘dream’ KoolAid that’s out on the ‘net? )

Who: Anakin and Open to all
What: He’s at the grocery store, you can go talk to him and distract him
When: Monday evening
Where: A grocery store
Rating/Warnings: Probably low
Status: In progress/Open to anyone who wants a subthread with him.

(  Nothing hugs like Huggies. )

Who: Wade Wilson (Deadpool) & Jack Napier (The Joker)
When: October 24th, Sometime just after lunch
Where: Ha Hacienda
What: Wade requires a halloween costume
Rating/Warnings: TBD
Status: In Progress


( Because I've always wanted to be a space, ninja, pirate, crab. )

Who: Wade Wilson & Remy LeBeau
When: October 23rd, Mid-Day
Where: Remy’s Temporary Office
What: Wade spikes Remy's drink with LSD for payback.
Rating/Warnings: R for Wade & Remy in the same log
Status: Completed

( Sh*t was about to get f*cking real. )

Who: Kate Bishop and Wade Wilson
When: Wednesday night, Oct 22
Where: Dive(ish) bar not far from where Kate lives
What: Random Encounter, some mild flirting, drinking beers and eating pretzels
Rating/Warnings: Low/some language and non-politically-correct jokes
Status: Complete

( She’d always be Katniss to him. )

Who: Wade Wilson, Tink & Remy LeBeau
When: Oct 22nd
Where: Frank’s Microbrewery - Tink is apparently an alcoholic because she knows the bartender by name! Bad Tink!
What: Drinking. Then Tink shows of her wings and scares Wade.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for Language
Status: Complete

( 'So, if you’re not that kind of fairy, I guess you’re going to grant some wishes then? Oh, wait, that’s a genie, right?' )

Who: Cassandra Cain and Wade Wilson
When: Sunday, March 23rd. Afternoon
Where: The Park
What: Running into Each Other and Chatting
Rating: Mostly Family Friendly
Status: Complete

( Cass had decided to go for a run in the park )

Who: Boromir, Faramir, Thor, Eowyn and Kate Kane. Guest starring Wade Wilson as Wade Wilson, in a dramatical reprisal of his role as Wade Wilson.
What: Paintball and beers after paint ball
When: Last week
Where: A paintball place
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13

( Now now. No politics. We would all likely end up at each others’ throats and that is not conductive to a friendship. )

Who: Varda, Natasha, Wade, Alice.
What: Many meetings at a hotel bar.
When: 03/05
Where: A hotel bar.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for drinking?
Status: Complete!

( But he was still interesting. He kept muttering about El Pollo Loco. I''m still not sure why. )

Who: Me and the sexy Batlady
What: Fighty fighty blood blood blood! Orcs! Oliphaunts! This was awesome guys because I'm awesome! And tacos
When: During that Lord of the Rings ripoff plotline!
Where: Don't look at me, I lost my GPS
Status: Complete.
Rating: D for Deady

( We all know no one reads the cut tags. I'm on to you )

Who: Shepard, Sigrun and Wade
What: Shepard is Siggy's Wingwoman and Wade is Wade
When: Last Week
Where: A bar
Status: complete
rAting: PG-13 for violence and threatening men's penises

( Just need the tip!> Shepard arrived at Siggy’s, wearing a short black dress. She skipped the heels. Just dear god do not let Shepard dance. It would chase AWAY any guys! She knocked, folding her arms and shifting uncomfortably. She shoulda worn pants. Sigrun was in jeans and a nice, clean and not camo t-shirt when she opened the door.  )

Who: Zevran and Wade.
What: Random encounters!
When: Friday afternoon.
Where: On the STREET.
Rating: PG-13 for penis metaphors.
Status: Complete!

( Dun dah, bananaboat. )

Who: Iroh and Wade Wilson
Where: a bar
What: a confrontation, of sorts
When: 3/19
Warnings/Rating: PG
Status complete

( we ate spaghetti with long term memory sauce )

Who: Neena and Wade
Where: on the road
What: a mission of mercy
When: Friday
Warnings/Rating: PG-13 for language and irreverence
Status complete

( We're likely to face. . . bears )

Who: Neena Thurman and Wade Wilson
Where: A taco truck, then a beach
What: planning to work together
When: Wednesday afternoon
Warnings/Rating: PG-13 because Deadpool
Status complete

( gonna soak up the sun )

Who: Nathan, Neena, and Wade
Where: the future, mostly Pittsburg
What: traveling
When: the future! 17 years after Rachel’s birth
Warnings/Rating: PG-13 for immature humor
Status complete

( I’m the waffle king  )

Who: Neena and Wade
Where: The Den sports bar
What: being annoyed, talking respectively
When: 2/16
Warnings/Rating:
Status complete

( What’s the matter, Colonet Sanders? Chicken? )

Who: Renji Abarai and OPEN
What: OPEN THREAD - Renji's on the job as the disgruntled drive-thru dude at Teriyaki BurgerTown, home of the pineapple teriyaki burger and other teriyaki fast food treats.
When: It's one of his typical workday shifts from mid-afternoon to evening, so feel free to have absolutely ANY of your characters come through the drive-thru, whenever. Because lulzy crack like this makes my world go around.
Rating: TBD. (language)
Status: In Progress!
Note: I'll tag back when I get home later tonight, so feel free to go hog wild and give him hell!

( May I take your order? )

Who: Lulu and Wade Wilson.
What: Random meetings!
When: Wednesday afternoon.
Where: Coffee shop.
Rating: PG for Wade.
Status: Complete!

( ”Boobs” )

Who: Natasha Romanoff and Neena Thurman. Ftr. Wade Wilson as “that Guy at the bar”
When: 1/29
Where: a bar Neena doesn’t own
What: playing pool, drinking beer, picking up dames fighting
Rating: R for silly violence.
Status: complete

( If the cops don't make you pay, And you make your getaway, Then you know That's one fine day )

Who: EDI and Wade
What: Wade wants to make a donation. It's special!
When: Recently.
Where: The library where EDI works.
Rating: PG13 for Wade. Yes, he's his own warning.
Status Complete!

( I... could do without being shown. Thanks. )

Who: Wade Wilson and Leonard McCoy
When: MLK Jr. Day? Jan 21
Where: Hospital?
What: What happens after Wade takes a bull to a china shop next to a construction site?
Rating: PG-13 for injuries
Status: Complete!

( “Bulls are actually pretty cautious until you startle them. And even then things went well until we knocked over the crane. )

Who: Lorna and Wade, also Crusty old pervy pilot
When: 1/17
Where: Taco Grande
What: Lorna needs noms, and Wade talks. Then they jump out of a plane
Rating: R, for the sudden stop at the end of a big fall
Status: complete

( And it's true that the clouds just hung around like black Cadillacs outside a funeral.  )

Who: Wade and Neena, also guest starring Cameron
What: Personal teleporters and "Burying" her brother.
When: Thursday, Friday, and Saturday
Where: Sarah Connor's house, Dani's house, Utah, and then an undisclosed CIA location
Rating: Pg-13 for Wade being lucid and symbolic rain
Triggers: Explicit mentions of bad childhoods and... well it's Neena.
Status: Complete

( He's here, in the guilt center. And up here... In the brainpan. He's not there. He's just waiting to be buried. )

Who: AJ meets Deadpool
What: Buying a hat
Where: The park
When: Wednesday?
Rating: Low?
Status: Complete!

( There’s no such thing as a bad taco cart.They don’t exist. All carts are good. )

Who: Neena, 'Romany', Scott, Wade, Moira briefly.
What: Neena's world comes crashing down around her.
When: Late Saturday night/Early Sunday
Where: Neena's hospital room.
Ratings/Warnings: R. Triggers: It's Neena. It's guns and bad things and swear words and death. For reals.
Status: Complete.

( No, not like this, Neena. Not like this. )

Who: Kasumi, Shepard, Wrex and Wade
What: Shenanigans!
When: Last Sunday night
Where: JoeyRay's
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13. Trigger warning for Shepard's dancing
Status: Complete

( What would you do for a Klondike bar? )

Who: Wade and Pinkie
What: Making the Happy Happen. We Hope
When: Thursday afternoon
Where: Pinkie's Place
Status: Complete
Rating: Pinkiepool

( Read more... )

Who: Domino, Wade Wilson, Pete Wisdom
What: Aftermath epilogue of the rescue mission gone bad. Dealin' with teh feels.
When: sometime after this log, Thursday.
Where: Somewhere mid-air between Utah and California.
Rating: PG13, language
Status: Complete! Part 3 in the epic 'Lazarus Mission' series!

( Half of it will be inside of his head, an' the other half spoken out of context. )

Who: Wade Wilson, Domino, Pete Wisdom
What: Rescue mission gone bad. Awesomeness, Feels, and Trauma
When: A few hours after this log, Midnight Thursday.
Where: Somewhere in Bryce Canyon
Ratings/Warnings: I'm going with R. Bombs, guns, death.
Status: Complete, part 2 in the epic 'Lazarus Mission' series!

( Oh what, did they reschedule the boating regata? Fuck, I really hate the Hendersons, their plans always go tits up. )

Who: Wade Wilson, Pete Wisdom, Neena Thurman
What: Preparing for a mission. With beers.
When: Wednesday Afternoon
Where: Wisdom Residence
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for Hello Kitty Assault Rifles and pink tactical leather.

( ..where do you shop, and do they sell those in pink? )

Who: Pete, Wade and Domino
What: Preparing for missions, talking about girl-parts, and watching gay porn
Where: Wisdom Residence
When: Tuesday afternoon!
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for inappropriate talk about girl-parts and guy parts

( I'd grow legs. )

Who: Wade and Pinkie Pie
What: I don't know yet. Chaos? Roller coaster surfing?
Where: A theme park of some kind!
When: Today!
Status: Complete!
Rating: It's Wade and Pinkie Pie. Hide your children. PG-13 for naughty animal balloons!

( Nananannaananananananananaan BATMAN )

Who: Pete Wisdom, Neena Thurman, Zuko, Mai, Khamul and Wade Wilson.
What: A weapons deal goes sour when a rival gang of rogue Cerberus guys comes calling
Where: An abandoned parking lot somewhere. News reports will call it a ‘simple gang turf war’ after the CIA initiates their coverup.
When: Monday Night
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for a pitched gun battle sung to the tune of MLP:FIM. Also violence and a wound.

( Over the radio to the others, he started humming the My Little Pony theme, as he brought down the hammer, one chest reverberating boom after another. )

Who: Wade and Neena
What: Wade breaks into Neena's flat to watch MLP and fry chicken
When: today
Where: Neena's apartment
Status: Complete!
Rating: PG-13 for killing applejack. you bastard

( You owe me a new TV, Wade. )

Who: Wade and Aveline
What: Officer interdiction
When: Yesterday
Where: Somewhere
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13

( Chimichangas. )

Who: Wade, Pinkie Pie, and Gyros.
What: Gyros
Where: Gyros
When: Gyros
Status: Full
Rating: Gyros

( So Wade and his brain walked into a Gyro shop. )