The 100; a panfandom game

[FILTERED TO NORMANDY CREW + COSIMA]

If I get arrested for hacking into the radio system, break me out of jail. Don't let me rot. I'm not made to survive prison life.

It should be easy since you're all cops.

Good to be on stage again! Didn't think I would do a play again. First play with humans - very exciting.

For anyone interested: can send codex entries on actual man-eating plants throughout galaxy - also demonstration of 1 such plant eating varren from episode of 'Science Fun Today!' (Banned after 1st airing. Obvious reasons)

( Cut for minor spoilers for the latest season of iZombie - Filters to Mordin and Maya )

After a bunch of... how should I say this nicely, mishaps? Inconveniences? Hiccups? After a bunch of that, we finally made it to the night before the show. I hope everyone comes out tomorrow night or Saturday night to see Little Shop of Horrors, because we worked really hard and it's going to be great. I'm really proud of all of us.

If I don't see you there, pretend I'm frowning at you like Captain America does when he's disappointed in someone. I think we all know that face.

[18+ Crowd]

So that's what a naked human female looks like. Not exactly what I expected to find this morning. I hadn't expected such flexibility - I find it appealing.

I'm going to assume this is criminal activity and continue calibr investigating.

NORMANDY:

Report in. Kaidan and I are both here.

NORMANDY CREW:

Wanted to update you about Major Alenko.

He's all right. Needs rest. Will need to do more tests, monitor him closely. Continued extensive use of biotics not advised.

Maybe there really-Keelah no that's ridi So.. ow. Let's reinforce the walls of the set today, okay? I have some new design ideas.

RAVI CHAKRABARTI:

Ravi!

Awake?

[FILTERED TO COMMAND, MEDICAL, MILITARY SERGEANTS, 505E & BRAVO SCOUT TEAM]

Jim Kirk was admitted to medical with an infected wound, after an examination with Nurse Chapel. We're still attempting to isolate exactly what it is, but it's a nasty bugger. The things we know so far is that it's quickly spread and it's not responding to traditional antibiotics or magic.

As such, we've placed Mr. Kirk under a temporary quarantine here at the hospital, along with those he lives with. We very much apologize for any inconveniences this might cause, but I promise you we're going to attempt to make it as quick and painless as possible, it's only until we isolate the infection and figure out how contagious it is.

Better to be safe than sorry, I'm afraid. We'll be working overtime to come up with a treatment and cure, and monitoring anyone else that might have come in contact with Mr. Kirk. Bravo Squadron, please come to medical today for a full checkup. I don't want to have to hunt you down, but I will if I don't hear from you by noon. We don't believe it's that far spread, but as I said - better to be safe than sorry.

I plan on releasing a public statement when we know more of the symptoms, to follow up on this. If you're head of anyone in the military that receives a wound, please make sure they receive proper medical care. Any wound at all, even a small one. If anyone under your command becomes feverish or develops a rash, send them to us immediately.

MORDIN:

Paging Dr. Solus. You still alive in there?

JACOB FRYE.

Mr. Stark and I require you in the workshop IMMEDIATELY. And also Miss Frye! Whomever's most adventurous today!

WE HAVE AN IRON HORSE.

Mr. Stark thinks he can ride it, but I hold we are one whiskey too wrecked for that. And we haven't slept in two days. Three days? Honestly I'm not sure, the point is, you have got to see this thing!

Good evening!

I am Alexander Graham Bell, newly arrived here just this afternoon and extremely grateful that Jacob and Miss Frye came to explain things. Jacob has also informed me that we are to go to the tavern and celebrate my arrival, but I couldn't have this sort of communication device in my hands and not give it a try first thing. You have come a very long way from the telegraph!

I am lately of the year 1868 and the city of London, where I was employed as a teacher of music and elocution. Here, I am to be working with the toolmakers, which I'm quite excited about. I can't wait to see what other brilliant devices you

Jacob says it's time to get pissed. Chat further down at the pub, shall we? I'm taking this thing with me.

Thank you to those who help with my English. I think it gets easier now? Still make progress. Definitely easier for writing now, because I can think before I say.

I will go to see this pond. Is it so often that you will change the land? This can be good or bad, but it is odd skill to have.

I am sorry so many lose your friends.

We'll be putting together a tablet documentation and video recap of the sexual education seminar, for anyone that arrived after or wasn't able to attend. Should be available at the end of the week, just let me or Claire know which copy you'd like.

Also, please feel free to give any feedback before we do the taping. Anything you think we should have touched on? Did you take any of the advice and it either worked or didn't? Anymore questions? Generous praise? Use protection!

( iZombie filter. Cut because Ravi over thinks and it's way long. )

FILTERED NORMANDY CREW:

Attention Normandy Crew! Bit of good news for you today - Mordin, I was about to just pop my head in the lab but this seemed easier to get everyone taken care of - but right.

Archangel has landed. Garrus Vakarian has arrived! Only... thing is that, well. the PodGod made him human. Incredibly human, not like Tali'Zorah where it was a survival thing. But 100% human. Didn't even know it was him at first, but he's awake now and we've been chatting, and he's a bit.. erm. Cranky? Not that I blame him, I sometimes hate being human myself.

Thought you lot might want to come by? Help him out a bit? He hasn't tried walking yet.

FILTERED TO MEDICAL:

One of our latest arrivals is adjusting from being a Turian (alien in the Mass Effect world, Mordin can give more details than I can... probably.) and while he's not hostile, he's a bit upset and could probably use a little extra boost to his morale.

And we've got to help him learn to walk properly.

MORDIN SOLUS

[...] You're one of the doctors, right?

PEETA

There's something I should probably tell you, but I don't know how you're going to feel about it.

I don't know how I feel about it, either.

FINNICK

Hey.

Now that I'm a bit more settled in I thought I'd ask for a bit of help. Dr. Foster and I are attempting to put together a database of all of the universes represented here as well as any supernatural or magical elements that might go along with them. We'd also like to gather as much information about universes that may have once been represented here, but are no longer. I've come up with a survey for individuals to fill out and we will also be canvasing as well.

The hope is that with a better understanding of the magics and supernatural elements found in each universe we may be able to help individuals here. The possibilities across universes is really quite fascinating and there can be some good we can do for our fellow man perhaps.

Your name:
Species:
Other Species found on your planet or in your galaxy?:
What galaxy is your universe in? Specific planet?:
Noted differences between your species and humans?:
Noted differences between your environment and that of earth:
Are there any powers or magical abilities associated with your species?:
Is there a fictional representation of your universe here and if so, what is it?
Anything else worthy of note:

<b>Your name:</b> <b>Species:</b> <b>Other Species found on your planet or in your galaxy?:</b> <b>What galaxy is your universe in? Specific planet?:</b> <b>Noted differences between your species and humans?:</b> <b>Noted differences between your environment and that of earth:</b> <b>Are there any powers or magical abilities associated with your species?:</b> <b>Is there a fictional representation of your universe here and if so, what is it?</b> <b>Anything else worthy of note:</b>


Natasha
If I were a proud man my ego would be severely damaged by having my ass handed to me by a seven year old.

I like this idea, especially since I have to run through the "yes, I'm an alien" conversation at least once a month. Which I don't mind! But sometimes it's nice to give people the chance to ask without feeling uncomfortable.

I'm Admiral Tali'Zorah vas Normandy nar Rayya (formerly vas Neema) of the Quarian migrant fleet. Normally I wear a suit, and I still wear it outdoors here, if you've seen anyone in a purple mask that's me. But the same thing that brought us here improved my immune system enough so that I can survive without it, with only minimal allergies. Here, I work in Tech, but back home I was an machinist, hacker and engineer on the SSV Normandy and on Commander Shepard's squad.

Feel free to ask me questions! I'll answer anything and I like talking about ships and mechanics. ... I also tend to ramble if you get me going on about engines. But I do very good impressions of the Normandy engines.

I don't think I'm on Mindoir anymore. My mom is going to be pissed.