The 100; a panfandom game

Nope. Not dealing with all of the sick people. Just stay away.

Ana

First. Tell me you're not sick.

Second. My roommate's gone.

I've never been awful good at lying. I'm a thief, not a conman. But, I still liked the bloody option for the little white lies we all tell so we don't hurt people's feelings.

But, also the option to not say, "Of course I bloody love you" when she asks. Because, I bloody well can't live without her. Why do you think I had my heart ripped out in the first place? But, I'm still mad at her. So, I didn't want to make it too easy for her.

And, I didn't mean to say that. Bloody hell!

You know, my mother never liked Fenris. My mother never liked anyone I was with. Half the time I wasn't even sure if she liked me. She wanted me to marry up, you know. I might have been able to. We'll never know now.

I have no idea why I'm telling you this. It seems as if we've moved beyond answering questions and right into things-you-didn't-want-to-know. This would be a great time to ask me disgustingly personal questions. You shouldn't, but you could

Well, finding out the darkest evil in your own world considers you a worthy host is kind of telling. Or maybe I was just nearby.

Either way, bloody noble move.

If stupid.

Do people usually disappear in weird clouds of black smoke like that? Is that something we have to worry about now?

I have decided I dislike being drunk.

But the aftermath is worse. Is it normal for there to be few memories remaining from the night?

[Filtered to Audrey, Nathan, Anastasia, Emma and Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a heart in a box in the pod. Pretty sure it's mine. Does anyone know how to check?

And, before Ana insists on trying to shove it back in me chest. Or getting someone else to do it. Or whatever. Nathan, Audrey I wanted to know what the likelihood of it making my trouble worse was? If I can feel, will I stop sucking everyone elses feelings away?

Who: Anastasia Tremaine and Will Scarlett
When: Haloween
Where: At the Halloween Festival
What: Talking
Rating: Low, mostly swearing
Status: Complete when Posted


( Right, we’ll pretend. From a distance. Because that won’t be bloody awkward )

Mount Weather, I believe I still owe many of you an apology.

During my last radio broadcast a few Sundays ago, you may have noticed I got a bit more emotional than usual during our panel discussion. And then you may have noticed that you became more emotional, too. I didn't know it at the time, but when my emotions grow strong enough, it turns out they're literally contagious. Since then I've taken countermeasures, such as wearing gloves and refraining from speech when possible. I'm also in therapy four times a week. But none of that negates the stress and suffering I've inadvertently caused, and I am so, so sorry.

Obviously, I won't be returning to the radio until my emotions are under better control. Even then, I'll have someone around to cut the mic in case I become upset. But I will understand completely if that's not a risk you're willing to take. The last thing I would ever want to do is harm my fellow residents of this amazing mountain community.

In the meantime, Crowley is doing a wonderful job of hosting our weekly round-up single-handedly. Did you all catch his broadcast yesterday? I haven't enjoyed a radio interviewer this much since Terry Gross! Who, by the way, would make an excellent addition to our citizenry, if the Pod God is taking suggestions.

[Filtered to Nathan, Duke and Audrey]

Right. So, troubles then. What the bloody hell are they?

[Chatty to Anastasia]

~ You wanted to talk.
~ Fine. Let's bloody talk.

So, I'm probably not the best diplomat given my subject's apparent opinions of me and my singing voice leaves a lot to be desired.

That said, I do want to do something to help round here. Besides the job and all. I know I didn't come across very willing when I got here, but I am now. If given the chance to be

[Filtered to Anastasia]

This is probably a bloody terible idea Some of the people from Storybrooke are doing a get together later this week. They only filtered to the town residents. So, you couldn't see it. But, you're invited if you want to go.

Storybrooke

I'd like to cook for you all. All of us. And I know, it probably seems crazy and we're all... there's a lot of history there. But we're all here, in this strange place, and it would help all of us.

Just please, indulge me on this?

Baelfire

It's been quite some time. I could summon him now, you could ask him what you needed to.

Rumple

You're doing well here. I was sorry about that girl. But all the same, you're making the effort and that's all that I ever wanted.

Gale's gone. If anyone else around here is half-decent at surviving in the wilderness, I could use help teaching the class. There are a lot of students and I'm the only teacher left.

PEETA.

Hey.

SIMON.

Have you figured out what's wrong with Finnick?

I be keal hauled. What do ye lot do fer entertainment 'round here.

'n, why th' hell be I shoutin' like a bloody scurvy pirate!

[Filter: Once Upon A Time]

Some of you have only just arrived and others have been here for some time now. Many of us from different moments in time. The timing is not ideal for us all to get together and discuss what we last remember. So, this will have to do.

As far as kidnappings go, I'm really impressed how this was done. I mean in the middle of a crowded diner, that takes a lot of skill to get past all my friends.

Which I'm told a few of my friends were here? I really hope that's true because it just isn't a new world hop without friends, am I right?

It's no secret we've got werewolves around the camp. Hunting's been delegated to inside the perimeter and fishing hasn't been done since the Grounders staked out the river a few weeks ago. The terms of the truce are simple: the Grounders leave Mount Weather and its environs alone, and we leave them alone. The werewolves are playing a game of chicken with us, standing at the perimeter, daring us to do anything. We're in a tenuous position, and the full moon's coming up.

I'm calling for volunteers — preferably with some kind of fight training — to spend the next few days training when if they attack on the full moon. We've got a course going on right now on how to fight werewolves.

If you can't fight, you can volunteer for medical assistance. We're going to need it. Always good to have people who can mend others.

THE 100:

Times like this, I kind of wish we hadn't blown the the damn acid fog.

So, arriving in the middle of a bloody epidemic was clearly a bad move on my part.

Anyway, now people aren't bleeding everywhere. I'm Will Scarlet and I've been assigned to be a hunter.