The 100; a panfandom game

All right, Mount Weather. If you've ever wanted to know something about me, now's your chance. It's time for my Ask Me Anything. I'd been asked to do this in my own world, but I always figured it would end up being more of a chaotic mess than anything enlightening.

I think most of you know who I am by now, but in case you're new, I'm Steve Rogers. Back home, I went by Captain America. I spent nearly seventy years taking a nap in the Arctic and after that I led the Avengers in protecting the world from whatever threat came our way. Here I'm one of our councilors. If you have any questions, I'll be answering on and off for a few hours.

( ooc; slightly backdated to saturday morning, 5/7 )

COSIMA + SARAH (AND ALISON):

Remus asked me to move in with him, and I said yes. So that's probably happening soon.

CLONE CLUB:

I'm going to be heading out for a few days to gather soil, fauna, and other samples at the North Settlement. It's going to take a couple of days, so Felix, no having sex in my bed. Not even as payback. Sarah, Alison — I'll bring something fun back for a little science lesson with Kira, Oscar, and Gemma.

Much love!

[FILTERED TO LAB & MEDICAL]

Need a few lab hands to go out to the areas marked for new settlement and bring back soil and water samples. You know the drill, make sure the land is inhabitable, can grow crops and all that rubbish. There's only a few of us Podkru in the lab, these days, but a few Skaikru-medical have already offered to go along. It'll likely take a few days, so pack ahead and go in prepared.

I don't think any of us have issues with our fellow Skaikru medical team, but if you do, speak up now. Or forever hold your peace.


Don't actually forever-hold-your-peace, if you ever have an issue and you don't feel comfortable going to Dr. Griffin, please come to me. And apologies in advance if I've been more distant and frazzled as of late. Long hours working on my projects and a slightly more immediate timeline wasn't what I was expecting to deal with this month. Neither was an arseload of new memories. But I'm always available if you need to air grievances or just talk. Or just to stare at my glorious beard, as I know how fantastic it is.

[FILTERED TO NORMANDY CREW + COSIMA]

If I get arrested for hacking into the radio system, break me out of jail. Don't let me rot. I'm not made to survive prison life.

It should be easy since you're all cops.

Good to be on stage again! Didn't think I would do a play again. First play with humans - very exciting.

For anyone interested: can send codex entries on actual man-eating plants throughout galaxy - also demonstration of 1 such plant eating varren from episode of 'Science Fun Today!' (Banned after 1st airing. Obvious reasons)

Can we all collectively agree not to warp reality or cause earthquakes or, I don't know, blow up the mountain for at least two weeks? Please? Some of us aren't from magical fairy worlds where that kind of bullshit happens every Tuesday. For all you all know, I've got a heart condition and all this stress is just slowly killing me.


SIRIUS BLACK:

Can I ask you something? About Remus? I'm trying not to bother him, especially with the full moon happening so soon after you all got back.

Oh Keelah, Pod-Whatever-You-Are, these are the cutest.




Sorry Kaidan and Mordin, none for you. .... and I might have left Miranda in the box.

[TEAM NORMANDY]

Garrus gave me back my shotgun but who has my drones?

It better be one of you.

LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR: MOUNT WEATHER COMMUNITY THEATER WILL BE RESUMING REHEARSALS ON TUESDAY.

We are not letting this break us, people. Come to rehearsal tomorrow, we'll be reviewing everything that we probably forgot and catching up and figuring out where to go from here. This is going to be a team effort and I'm going to need all hands on deck. Cast, crew, everyone. I'd make cupcakes, but we've got to pay attention to rations right now, so no cupcakes. I still expect to see all of you!

We're going to hit the ground running and get this up in two weeks. That means long rehearsals, extra rehearsals, working outside of rehearsals. We can do it!

This show is not cursed

CLONE CLUB:

Felix, I can't say this enough: I am so sorry we left you alone. If I'd had a say in the matter, none of this would have happened. Thank you for taking care of Oscar and Gemma. I

They took me away from my kids.

DEAN WINCHESTER:

Um. Hi. I'm sorry for the hot glue.

We're even now?

Heyyy, so ah. Someone want to come post bail for me?

TALI:

Where are you? I need to kiss the holy hell out of you.

Hey hey, now that I'm a criminal and we've got the spring fling dance coming up, who wants to be my date?

Goes well with the eye patch, gotta keep up my string of being the bad boy, yeah? Yeah. I've got it on good authority that I'm a damn good date, and you get to ride on my pride and joy. You know you wanna.

Pretty damn sure it doesn't need to be said cause it's me, but I'm not gonna sit here and list my preferences. I like all people (except judgemental assholes) and I'm pansexual. You got a problem with that, and you can go elsewhere.

I've got the worst headache. One of those ones right behind your eyes that sort of flares up when you move your eyeballs. Congratulations, Spring. You've officially arrived. I'm going to go faceplant into my bed in about 30 minutes.

HENRY MILLS:

How's the book?

WHO: Henry Mills and Moira Panning (Cosima)
WHEN: Earlier today!
WHERE: the library
WHAT: Henry gets the book about the Podkru
WARNINGS: None.

( ''It's sort of a book of fairytales, but not like any I've heard of.'' )

If you ummm heard that tiny boom this morning around 5 coming from the west side of town, pay no mind! None at all! It's okay! I've got it under control! Just a tiny explosion! No one was harmed!

Sorry!

Dear Mr. Pirate Ship Owner/Captain,

I see you there, trying to make us other fine, upstanding boat Captains feel inferior to your large ship, but it won't work. You know why it won't work?


Because it's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. And my wife will tell you that my motion in the ocean? Above reproach.

( I like big boats and I cannot lie... )

I'm taking bets tonight on whether or not we will manage to make it through a weeks worth of lessons on acids without any burns, explosions, or other incidents that require the leaving of the chemistry classroom for any period of time.

Are you in?

[Lily]

I swear I did not mean to be late.

[Filter to Moira, Dorian, and Catherine]
Faculty meeting, 4:30, The Rabbit Hole.

First class of the day, student tries to bullshit like he read Simulacra and Simulation. Spoiler alert: He did not. Baudrillard is half bullshit already, it isn't even hard to fake like you have any idea what the fuck is going on. Just fucking skim it! I've never been so disappointed with attempted bullshit in all my life.

I miss Spring Break.
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[Filter to Veronica]
Hey sugar - are you bringing the boy with you for Sunday dinner? I'm asking so I can do the shopping, not so I can conveniently be cleaning my guns when you get there.
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[Filter to Stacker]
Hey baby - I'm calling a faculty meeting this afternoon. Come on by the Rabbit Hole if you got time.
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Maybe there really-Keelah no that's ridi So.. ow. Let's reinforce the walls of the set today, okay? I have some new design ideas.

CLONE CLUB & SARAH MANNING'S FRIENDS:

Are we supposed to ignore your birthday? Or can I embarrass the hell out of you and call dance party tonight?

(Yes, I know it was yesterday. I'm copying you.)