The 100; a panfandom game

I am Indra kom Trikru. Heda has sent my warriors here to help defend you from anyone who would dare attack a member of the Coalition. Your people are my people now. It will not be like it was before.

Hello.




[...] I'm back. Sorry.

FILTERED TO "TEAM WE DON'T LOVE LUCI":

How can I Thank you. You didn't have to help, and you did.

I will make it up to you, somehow.

I have to say, it is really good to be back. And I want to extend my heartfelt gratitude to everyone who stepped up to protect this place while we were gone. Can't tell you how much I appreciate it. Sorry to have left you in the lurch, although I'm glad to know everyone pulled through it.

I know that none of this is over with, and we will still be pulling through it for a while yet. But I'm certain we'll make it.

LAW ENFORCEMENT (INCL. ADMIN)

I'm repeating myself, but again, thank you to everyone who held down the fort around here. Audrey and I have been reinstated and are working on getting caught up. If there's anything in particular we need to be briefed on - especially if it's not related to our own magical disappearances, or the goblin attack - please bring it forward. Those are foremost on everyone's minds and everyone's going to be talking about them, but we also need to make sure other things don't get swept aside. Our jobs are to handle everything that comes our way, thoroughly and responsibly and with attention to detail.

I know that's a lot to ask, especially for those of us who are still sorting through personal matters, but we have an incredible team and I have no doubt that you're all up to the task. That said, you don't have to do it alone, and my door is always open to all of you, for any reason, at any time.

To our newest members, I sincerely hope you'll take me up on that, if for no other reason than I'd like to get to know you better.

KAIDAN ALENKO

All of that goes a hundred times more for you. I can't thank you enough.

Feel a bit like I'm stepping back in and stealing the post from you, honestly. I don't want you to feel that way. We need people who can walk point around here, and you've proven that you're one of them.

[ Filtered to Law Enforcement ]

I've solved the the case of the missing file. You're not going to like it. Good news - we got the right guy on the Spellman robbery itself. Bad news is that Law Enforcement Officer Raul Hatchett was having an affair with Eva Wentz and left a belt that can clearly be seen in one of the crime scene photos of the Spellman residence. He took the file to avoid the news of the affair getting out, which-- oopsie.

He's currently locked in the utility closet outside the kitchens. Don't worry, my brawny-yet-sensitive boyfriend is standing in front of the door and and waiting for you guys to arrest him. Hatchett's confessed to everything, which from what I understand is enough grounds to release him without trial because he's a nice guy, but I figured I'd let you people do some paperwork for once.

(Incidentally, I'd figured it out before Storybrooke, but I didn't have time to get the confession I needed before being whisked away on a magical adventure full of love and light. Also incidentally, unless you have a comment about this case, don't poke the bear. Today is not a good day, and tomorrow's not looking great either. Thank you.)

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[ Filtered to Stacker Pentecost ]

I've already spoken to Fenris about this, but if you'd like, I wouldn't mind staying friends. We don't have to be nice friends. We can be wryly-observant obnoxious friends, like Statler and Waldorf. Let me know.

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( Filtered Private: TRIGGER WARNING for mentions of rape )

Hiiii. I'm Judy Hopps. Officer Judy Hopps. I wasn't really expecting to wake up — here. I thooooought maybe I stepped on the wrong train and got off in Rainforest District, but this doesn't look like a rainforest at all. Lots of green, kind of wet, but not a rainforest.

Then they tell me I'm on Earth, but no one here looks like any animal I know at all. Never seen anyone like — what are you called? Forgive me if that sounds rude or unthinking, I've just never seen anything like you.

I'm an officer in law enforcement, so hello! I'm your new coworker. I REALLY hope I don't have to start all over with the token bunny stuff again

[...] There's no parking meters here, right?

WHO: Nathan Hansen (Wuornos) & Audrey Parker
WHAT: Audrey catches Nathan in the act of covering up the VW Bug theft.
WHEN: April 9th, around 4:30AM (after this)
WHERE: edge of town.
WARNINGS: Nathan's gonna end up explaining stuff about his dad, so TW for childhood abuse and death and corrupt cop stuff.

( ... )

So who wants to RIDE THE BULL?

Cause I rented this bad boy through the weekend.

Sam, you think we can set this fucker up in the back of the Rabbit Hole? Cause I'm gonna stick it in the park otherwise but nothin better than bull riding except bull riding and beer.

NATHAN HANSEN:

Where's the video footage from the impound lot from last night's theft? Jane Doe's yellow bug was stolen, but I can't find the video feed anywhere. It's not in the case file in the evidence locker. Where I saw you earli

Any ideas?

MARK COLLINS:

You remember that case I was talking about? The Jane Doe car that went missing?

Who: Claire Bennet & Nathan Wuornos
When: Backdated to around March 19th
Where: Mess Hall?
Warnings: Mention of blood, pain, Sylar-related violence (re: Heroes)

( Are we all we are )

It's been almost a month, and now I got someone else in my room. I guess that means she's not coming back. Sorry I've been

Do we really believe all this crap, about people "going home", or is that what we tell ourselves in order to feel better?

JOHNNY STORM:

Have I been a jackass? I might've been a jackass. Not your fault you're here.

PARKER

Would you believe, Duke managed to come through for us again and he isn't even here.

[ Filtered to Law Enforcement + Admin ]

Hey, did someone check out the Spellman file and forget to log it? It's not here.

For those of you just joining us: Amerigo Spellman of the Skaikru had the room he shared with his girlfriend (Eve Wentz) broken into last April. Some basic supplies including a gun was taken. The case was closed by our stellar Law Enforcement staff (gold stars, guys) but the file itself isn't where it should be.

Sooooo.......? Grabby hands.

[ OOC - Stolen file as per today's plot! Your character won't have it nor know who does. Veronica on the case! ]

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[ Filtered to Cullen ]

I have two meals to go and my best "tell me about your day, kid" face on. Dinner?

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Greetings, salutations, et cetera. I am Sherlock Holmes. One 'version' of him, by the looks of it. A fact of which is disconcerting.

While I initially had reason to believe I was being quartered with Legolas, a second inspection of his appearance has not aligned with Tolkien's description. I still do not, however, agree with what it is my eyes have seen. Circumstances are not, as any new arrival can imagine, ideal.

My thanks for the mug and colourful pamphlet, it has given me a great deal of information of which I have, overall, very little use. I have been told I will be a part of law enforcement. To whom do I report? There's something I wish to discuss in private.

Steve Rogers, Asala Adaar, Law Enforcement officers, Matt Murdock, Sam Winchester & Gabriel:

Cas ain't Cas anymore. We've been sitting on it for a few days to figure things out ourselves, but Cas is riding shotgun with Lucifer. (The real Lucifer, not Police Officer Lucifer.) Something happened, his memories updated and the rest apparently updated with him, and in the future, we fuck up so bad that Cas thinks he needs to let Lucifer in to help us.

Whatever he tells you, he's twisting the truth or he's just lying. Cas may have consented to being possessed, but it's bullshit. The consent doesn't have to be good. He could've easily been tricked into saying yes, or he thought he was saying yes to something else and Lucifer got in on technicality, or Lucifer promised he could do something he couldn't. The bastard hates humans and is one bad day away from scorching the earth. He may play nice for a while, but he'll get bored.

He needs to get out of Cas and get locked up somewhere where he can't hurt anybody. I get that you have your amnesty bullshit going on here, but this isn't some bellyaching anti-hero with daddy issues or a demon with their balls in a vice. Lucifer's been locked up for a reason, and if you don't do the same, we're fucked.

( ooc; characters talk about the nature of consent regarding angelic possession in here. it's sketchy stuff and not reading material for a bad day. )

STEVE ROGERS, ASALA ADAAR, AUDREY PARKER, NATHAN WUORNOS:

I should probably tell you something.

AUDREY

What was it you were just saying the other day, about how we've got nothing but time?

LUCIFER + NATHAN WUORNOS:

My name is Audrey Parker, and I'm head of Law Enforcement here at Mount Weather with my partner, Nathan Wuornos. I've got a few questions for you, if you've got a moment.

Well, well, well, isn't this an interesting place. Not my creation, which is strange and doesn't seem like the Father's, usually he leaves his fingerprints all over the place. And you know how difficult it is to get fingerprints off the silver. All that polishing. But the multiverses, that's cute.

Anyways, the kind and lovely people in medical - sorry if I confused you with not being injured, it's a thing - said I should introduce myself.

I'm Lucifer, Lucifer Morningstar. No, it's not a stage name, but I am fairly good at tickling the ivories. Or the violin, but it's been awhile since I've picked up one of those. Do you know how many bad renditions of "Devil went down to Georgia" and "Danse Macabre" I've had to endure? Practice your instruments, people, it makes a difference.

Yes, so I'll be joining the lovely people in Law Enforcement as an officer - it's truly ashame Chloe isn't hear to see it. And Haymitch, Sydney, and Willow - I'm your new roommate, I believe.

FILTERED TO AUDREY PARKER, NATHAN WUORNOS, BRUCE BANNER, AND RIVER TAM:

I don't want River living with someone she doesn't know.

I'm packing up my things, and I'm going to try and find alternate living arrangements before the weekend's over. I don't I don't want her living with people I don't know, either.

So, if things look sparse, that's why.

Our test group for the trackers isn't big enough to get accurate results, so I'm calling for another round of tracker implants.

I know a lot of people worry they'll be tracked always, but they'll only be accessed if someone comes to the police to say that you're missing. With the number of people disappearing and the sheer number of things out there that can harm you, it would be helpful to figure out in a timely fashion which one is which for rescue.

NATHAN WUORNOS:

I didn't get many willing to test them out, but the ones I did said they were going to do the implants. I think those will be the best bet, honestly. No one has to worry about making sure it's in their pocket.

Are you going to do one of these implants?