The 100; a panfandom game

Annnd now I remember some of the things I definitely wouldn't have missed while spending eternity alone in a monstrous watery hellscape.

[ cath ]

So are your options pretty limited, as far as moving goes?

I have vanquished the evil chocolate bear which stalked our land of candy. It is no more. It was a vicious fight, but the beast was felled among the sweet and sour trees of the gumdrop forest. I would consider putting its head on my mantle, but that is how you get ants.

This was almost better than Satan's cake pops! I should kill things more often.

See, that's what my last apocalypse was missing: the religious crazies.

They also missed a huge opportunity for an acronym. If they'd just called themselves the Order of Pod Sayers, they could be OOPS.




This is probably totally offensive to any of you who are part of The Order that Should Be OOPS, so I apologize.

[ Filtered to Simon ]

Simon? They said you were here. Simon? It's Catherine.

[ /Filter ]

Can we just not with magic that gives me a body again? Thank you. It's good to be home. Or whatever this place is. Isaac, this is me dumping you. You're very sweet but I don't think we're compatible here. I will always think well of the good times, at least the ones that I can remember, because honestly a lot of this is really blurry.

You know, back home, people don't travel much. Perhaps to the shore, if they're wealthy, but we never were, and besides, immigrants at the seaside? That aren't working on the boardwalk? Horrors. For the most part, you grow up with the expectation that you'll do either your father's or your mother's profession, and you won't leave the town that you were born in because what's the point? What are you looking for out there?

Well, I was looking for my sister. She'd run off a few nights before, and when we woke up to her empty room and missing traveling clothes we knew where she'd gone. There's only one place desperate people go to where I'm from, and that's Yharnam. Laila had been sick - dying, really, honestly, but none of us had voiced it. It was just Laila's malady, Laila's affliction, and then it was Laila's gone. I went after her, because I'm stupid and hopeful and thought that maybe Yharnam couldn't be all that bad, and it wasn't, actually, it was worse than bad.

I'd never been out of Aldergate before. Neither had Laila. I never found her, you know. I looked everywhere. And then all that mess happened - magic unto prophecy unto ancient rune unto hubris - and then I was here. Mount Weather! Brand new place, brave new world. Do you know how far I've traveled now? So much farther than my father or mother did, even with that ocean they crossed back in the yesteryear. So much distance to have so little to show for it.

I suppose what I'm rambling about - sorry, my point's buried under self-pity - is that for all the reasons that this place is so strange to me, so unknowable, so unlike home, it's nonetheless SO LIKE home. All these people coming in and out of our lives with nary a trail to amble on or a string of fate to pull, and what are we left with? A hope, and our feet itching to follow, if we care to. I always care to.

I miss them. I miss her. Is that too sentimental? Well, others were always better at the stiff upper lip.

Attn: Mount Weather. It's my six month anniversary. I realize I'm not the chummiest of guys, but that's because a) I was raised by my butler and b) I'm still waiting for one of you to try to kill me. However, let us raise our glasses and lower our standards, for tonight I celebrate losing my sunny, generally radiation-less retirement and gaining one hell of a... whatever this is.

To the Rose, away!

So. I’m not at the bottom of the ocean anymore. I’m fleshy again. Two hands, sort of. There is an Ark here. Not alone.

Of course, I don’t know any of you, the Ark is apparently destroyed, this is apparently another apocalypse, and this skin isn't actually mine.

So I’m guessing this’d make me Simon 5.0. So that’s something.

Weird fucking day. Fuck.

Testing?

This is so stupid. What am I even supposed to say? Should have given me a script, Bell

I'm supposed to be doing a test to see who can actually see this to check and see if the network is up and running. I guess if you can see this, reply back with your name and if you're having any kind of issues? I can pass them along to whoever.