The 100; a panfandom game

As several of you probably know, Charlie Bradbury (aforementioned interim BFF, since departed) had a collection of media on an external drive. Movies, books, comics, music, etc. How much did she have? A metric EXPLETIVE!-load. She'd been working on putting that wealth on the network because sharing is caring, but the whole thing stagnated. Until now, that is.

So, if you feel particularly self-loathing and foster any desires to read a dramatized version of your worst days ever, this may be good news for you! I'm going to see where she left off, and then I'm going to start releasing content in bite-sized chunks, oh... let's say starting next week. Binge-watchers, I do this for your own good.

Well, crap. I'm definitely missing my finals now. Do you think they'll accept "trapped in another dimension" as a legitimate excuse, or should I go ahead and get a doctor's note?

I'm Mayday


SPIDERS (+ NORMIE):

The little birdies in Medical told me you were here. Multiverse reunion, anyone?

Sorry to anyone that's gotten webbed by the small redhead. That's Benjy. He does that. I'm finding out that he does that a lot, actually.

The webbing dissolves, so if you can't get it off, just... y'know. Wear it fashionably for an hour or two until then.

...ain't he just adorable, though?

UNITY DAY! I heard there was a dance? I would like to go to the dance!

FILTERED TO BEN REILLY

Hi! How are you feeling? How did your first full moon go?

FILTERED TO MJ

Agent Hummingbird, reporting for duty ma'am! I did some snooping, and I sense that Miss Fred does have a crush! I couldn't get a name, but he definitely has blonde hair and something to do with...GUESS WHAT? SPIDERS!

KATNISS & ARACELY:

Need you two to look out for each other if anything happens during the full moon. You got it? Take care of each other.

We'll be taking volunteers to sign up for guard duty around the werewolf shelter, please let me know. I will be taking those who are immune to werewolf bites and scratches first. Then everyone else will be on a case by case basis.

CLARKE:

We're going to need an ambassador to treat with the Grounders. We need them to understand that we don't wish to break the terms of the truce, but we need the ability to go outside of the perimeter for supplies. Would you be willing?

LOKI:

Are you quite sure you're interested in staying in childcare?

WEREWOLF HELPERS:

Our final test run for the accommodations is this week. I'll need all hands on deck at the location for this run. If you are unable to be gone for a few days, please let me know immediately.

BIGBY WOLF:

Stop hovering.

REILLY:

How are you feeli

Going stir crazy yet? I'm helping outside with the clean-up. Figured you might wanna help too.

PARKER:

You two are alike. What's he not saying?

I MISSED MY BIRTHDAY.

THIS IS THE MOST UNFAIR THING THAT'S EVER BEEN UNFAIR. AND I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHEN MY REAL BIRTHDAY IS!

In my life, I mean. Totally not the most unfair thing ever in the ENTIRE history of unfair.

Filter: Kaine

Hi! Okay, so don't be mad. I mean you're usually mad about something, but I can't stress enough that I really don't want you to be mad at me! I wasn't even sure it was going to happen, you know? I can't believe they want me! But I think it's a good thing, only I think they want to keep everyone young. Not that you're old! You're not old! Maybe they're looking for a team of teens. Team of Teens! That's a good name, but no one would take us seriously.

I hope everyone enjoyed my news broadcast on Sunday! It was an honor and a privilege to carry on the work of my dearly departed (from this world, that is) best friend, Cecil Palmer, even if just for one day. I think he would've been proud. And it only took me four hours of rehearsal to feel adequately prepared! A year ago I would have needed ten times that amount at least. Therapy!

Last month I celebrated my 46th birthday -- well, actually I ignored it completely, because there were more important things going on, and also because the prospect of aging terrifies me to my core. I much prefer the idea of skipping this one and chalking it up to time travel. But strangely, being here is helping with that fear. Or perhaps it's just replacing it with the much more pertinent fear of dying before I ever get the chance to age any further. Hard to say.

At any rate! All of this has reminded me, more than ever, that our time here together is fleeting. I don't want to die or disappear without having made every one of you a close personal friend. So if we haven't met yet, let's change that! I can't wait to make your acquaintance. And if we have met, let's hang out again! Let me make you a cup of herbal tea, or come join me for a run outside! You're all beautiful people with incredible souls, and I am so fortunate to be here sharing this mountain with you.

I'm Mystique, and I've had it with being captured and forced to live with someone else's plans for me. Whoever's doing it this time could at least do us the courtesy of telling us who they are, what the point of bringing us here is, and why we're crammed in a mountain full of humans.

I've agreed to do Surveillance to pass the time. When we aren't doing our work, is there anything fun to do?

And there's supposedly another one of me? I'm one-of-a-kind. I'm sure she is, too. Anyone else I would recognize?

It seems I arrived here during a very difficult time. There's so much pain, anger and fear. I'm so sorry. If there's anything I can do to help, let me know!

I'm still really sore, and I have a bit of a headache, but considering what happened to me and what's happened here, I'm not really all that surprised.

Hi! I'm Aracely or Hummingbird, you can totally call me Hummingbird if you want to! It's my super hero name because I am totally a super hero now!

I know I've been here before, and I don't remember so I am SO SORRY if we met and you say hi, and I'm like, "WHO ARE YOU, STRANGER?" Good news is that we can totally get to know one another all over again!

OOC: TRIGGER WARNING: CONTEMPLATION OF SUICIDE IN COMMENTS


It looks like I'm going to live. To answer the questions I'm sure to get, no, I'm not bloody all right, no I don't bloody want visitors, and yes, I want everyone to bloody well fuck off.

Is anyone at work in the forge today? I understand completely if you are not. I ask only because I have weapons and armor that need work after last night, and I would prefer to have them repaired before trouble starts again if possible.

[Sera]
How is the Inquisitor this morning? I would ask her, but I hate to disturb her if she's resting or make her feel obligated to reply if she remains too injured or tired for it.


[Remus]
How are you faring today?

So let me make sure I've got this straight.

Werewolves showed up in pods. One bit a Grounder. Now the Grounders can kill us in new, exciting ways as the curse or whatever spreads.



And this werewolf who bit the Grounder is still alive, because...?

I am sorry to the friends and family of Delly Cartwright. She is no longer in this universe with us.

Okay, so, I'm trying to make sure what I'm seeing wasn't the remnants of illness like a hallucination maybe but did anyone else see a really creepy kid asking about books in the library?

Uugh. I think I rather get my life sucked by an Inheritor. Or maybe this is how it feels like. Is there anyone who isn't sick? I could use some new towels.

Paging Mr. Kaine I'm-Not-a-Parker! Please report to the mess hall. The over-sized spider that calls you dad is giving me looks, and I'm not giving him my dinner.

FRIENDS OF FLASH THOMPSON (616 & TRN123) & ANY FRIENDS OF PETER WHO CAN BE BRIBED INTO THIS:

Okay, so there's a guy with a birthday tomorrow, and I just realized I don't know what happens for birthdays down here. I was thinking cake and embarrassment, but we might be fresh out of cake.

That girl is hurt. Can we figure whose tablet it is? I think someone is trying to lift or pull her to the hospital but he evidently needs help because she's still moaning and screaming. Where are they?

FLASH THOMPSON (616), PETER PARKER, KAINE PARKER, FAITH LEHANE:

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so so sorry. I didn't mean for any of that to happen. Big Blue's not a nice person. Demon. God. Thing. And she's real curious about you three boys now.And I totally understand if you don't want to be fri