The 100; a panfandom game

Uh, if anybody's missing some slippers I think Lucky brought them to me. They're kinda gross now, but if you really want them back, cool.

JESSICA DREW:

You ever miss our fake kids?

WHO: Felicia + Matt
WHEN: April 17th, afternoon
WHERE: The hallway outside Matt’s office
WHAT: A short and sweet reunion. Awww.
WARNING(S): None.


( I exist. )

Shout out to everyone who was in the mess hall the other day and ended up being a great audience during an impromptu wedding. And shout out to the unseen forces that let it happen without anything crazy putting it on hold.

FILTERED TO MAJOR:

Uh, you okay over there?

EDITH HOLMES:

I'm going out tonight. Might not be back home. You gonna be okay alone with Parker?

FAYE WALTERS & JACK WINTERS:

Guys, I need a night out. Take me dancing.

THE CHARGERS:

Tell me there are bar-hopping plans tonight, because holy shit, am I bored.

And when I'm bored, I try to break my parole.

WHO: Matt Murdock + Felicia Hardy
WHEN: Wednesday, March 30th, after the battle
WHERE: Their room
WHAT: Matt comes home hurt because he’s too dumb to stick around Medical and be taken care of. Felicia babies him until he gets a text from Claire about Karen Page.
WARNING(S): N/A. Matt’s hurt but we don’t go into detail.


( I apparently know the magic words to get you to get me naked. )

[OOC: Potential spoilers for Daredevil season 2 in the comments!]

Alright, so. Let me see if I've got this straight: Alternate universe, people who know me but not really, shit that's straight out of some kind of fantasy novel, the apocalypse, a giant battle and a crazy witch?

This place is even crazier than Hell's Kitchen and that's saying something.

Karen Page. You might've seen me helping out Nurse Temple with the triage today, sorry if I fucked anything up. Definitely not a nurse, even worse at being bossed around. But I

MJ:

Peter came over and I saw the freaky arms in person. I don't know what to think.

You're going to tap that at least once before he fixes it, right?

MATT:

Hey, gorgeous.

SAM WINCHESTER:

So your drunk brother crashes on my couch sometimes after he lets Matt punch him in the face.

You want me to start texting you when that happens or something?

CHATTY TO FELICIA HARDY:

» Hey there, beautiful
» I got my ass trounced by She-Hulk
» And you weren't even there to see it.
» You would've loved it.

FELICIA & KAYLEE:

Okay, I can't keep this to myself any longer. I've been trying to be cool about it. I can totally be cool, I swear. But I feel like I'm going to burst if I don't say something.

So on Valentine's Day, Major told me that he had my engagement ring. I guess he'd gotten it when people got things from home. He said it's mine if I wanted it back, and I told him not until he actually asks again, and now I'm sitting here, waiting.

RAVI:

Soooooooo... Did you talk to her?

MARY JANE:

Happy Birthday! I got you eyeliner.

Don't tell anyone I got you eyeliner. Also, I definitely didn't steal it.

Hey Seeker! Good news, that shit I ate the other day? Passed right on through. Not being controlled or possessed or any of that shit!


But seriously kids, don't eat food given to you by strangers. Fuck. Unless it's jerky, cause that shit was delicious.

[ The recording starts with the loud, thumping music in The Rose and general party noises, as well as a clatter from Felicia dropping the device. ]

"Christ, this fucking... okay so like, I would text but you hate texting...? And? And I don't drink, this is why I don't drink, but Bull was all 'whooo this is my song now' and I was already drinking, and his pants are pink, so obviously... obviously I got up, right? I think I gave him my underwear, I don't know, he's over there.

[...] I think my boobs smell like blue liquor.

Matt this is stupid, our problems are stupid, and you know what? I love you. Men are stupid and every... shit goddamn it—" [ Muffled clattering because she dropped it on her face for a second. ] "I am—haha—it's like I'm bad luck, because I like the crazy ones, right? And I like you, and you suck. A giant man cow has my underwear, and I'm like... I'm not even bothered. Not even bothered. Because they're not my nice underwear, I stopped wearing my nice underwear, because I... am very... very attractive, I'm hot, did you know that? You're blind but I'm like an eleven? Okay maybe a nine right now. Eight. Because I need to shave. I miss you and I really want... hey. Heeeeey, no, I want another one. Hey. Hey—"

[ You can faintly hear Alistair in the background not giving her another drink before the post ends. ]

( ooc; all replies but the one to maya are from tuesday morning )

LAW ENFORCEMENT:

All right, kids, now that the fucking Devil is around, we need to have a group talk.

I'm sure we're all a bunch of loose cannons back home on the hunt for justice or vengeance or inner peace, but this community's too small for us to be wandering around and doing whatever we want. There are rules and laws for us to follow just as much as anyone else. We're working with a new government here, and it's on us to set an example so that people feel like they can actually trust us.

Which means that if one of us likes being a smug shitheel, it'll reflect badly. Keep in mind what responsibility you're being given here. If you just want to fuck with people, you can do it while mopping up shit in sanitation.

If I'm going to go down in the first round, I'd better go down hard.

Really regretting some of my life choices today.


FILTERED TO EZIO AUDITORE:

I hope you're as sore as I am this morning.

FILTERED TO EVIE + ALFRED:

For the record, I didn't see anything.

Still don't really get this whole network thing, but Steve says writing messages here is standard. Guess I've heard crazier things, so here goes nothing...

You can call me Bucky. The doc says I should be getting out of the medical wing soon, so I get to rediscover what it's like being a contributing member of society. I guess I If there's an Alison Hendrix reading this, I'll stop by to introduce myself. Looks like you're my new boss.

Wonderful people of Mount Weather! With your holiday of love coming up, we at The Rose thought it may be nice to host all the single people the night before. It must be obnoxious to watch the rest of us just now, so February 13th is officially Singles' Night at The Rose. Come to meet other single people, or just get drunk and complain about everyone else.

The rest of you can just go have sex or something, and then come back on the 14th.

Okay, the gym is great, I love the gym, BUT I did think it would be awesome to have something more for people to work on agility. Like an obstacle course. Outside, but close enough it won't be interfering with the hunters or anything. Anyone else interested? This is only 40% a selfish proposal!

[Billy]
I don't think that's your mom either.

I don't know about you, but next week, I'm getting my dancing shoes on. Metaphorically. I don't have a pair of heels magically here, but I know how to shake it with some low shoes.

Anyone else interested, I'll be hosting a night at the Rose for anyone wanting to cut loose for a few hours. Head on over after the movie next Saturday night!

Anyone with digital music they'd like to hear, send it on over to me, and I'll get it on the list.

Bucky's gone, if anyone's been looking for him.