We've got a limited number of slots available for volunteering on the settlements. We still need law enforcement around here so speak now or forever hold your peace.
If I get arrested for hacking into the radio system, break me out of jail. Don't let me rot. I'm not made to survive prison life.
It should be easy since you're all cops.
» If I didn't already have a headache, this would be causing one.
» Grateful I'm no longer leading law enforcement.
» I'm going to have to talk to Nathan and Audrey, but I'll wait until this blows over.
» They don't need to know about this now.
Sorry, darling. You know I hate to linger.
Report in. Kaidan and I are both here.
Wanted to update you about Major Alenko.
He's all right. Needs rest. Will need to do more tests, monitor him closely. Continued extensive use of biotics not advised.
» Hey
» You're not in bed.
» Planning on coming back any time soon?
Believe it or not, someone tampered with some of the newly harvest strawberries and rendered them inedible. We get to find out who.
Anyone on staff got sensitive smelling powers? Might make this easier if we've got someone who can literally track them.
Military groups seem to be all over the place, there's announcements about not taking food from strangers. You know, and Shepard and Alenko can back me up on this, I've been in this whole 'Military doing all kinds of important-but-quiet work while Law Enforcement shuffles their feet with busywork' thing before. You know how it turned out? With a ragtag band going out and saving the damn galaxy from invasion, without help from the Military (for the most part) and Law Enforcement. (Why do I feel like I keep bringing that up?)
Chances are that's not the case here, sure. But there's echos. Just feeling a little useless over here, if something is going down. It's not my nature. There something we can do? And don't say cracking down on people with food they shouldn't have.
All right, kids, now that the fucking Devil is around, we need to have a group talk.
I'm sure we're all a bunch of loose cannons back home on the hunt for justice or vengeance or inner peace, but this community's too small for us to be wandering around and doing whatever we want. There are rules and laws for us to follow just as much as anyone else. We're working with a new government here, and it's on us to set an example so that people feel like they can actually trust us.
Which means that if one of us likes being a smug shitheel, it'll reflect badly. Keep in mind what responsibility you're being given here. If you just want to fuck with people, you can do it while mopping up shit in sanitation.
What are we going to do about him?
Also, seems we lost quite a few members. Time to get some more. Preferably those with superpowers.
Already saw Cosima, but I heard Felix and Alison are here too? I've got Kira.
Attention Normandy Crew! Bit of good news for you today - Mordin, I was about to just pop my head in the lab but this seemed easier to get everyone taken care of - but right.Archangel has landed.Garrus Vakarian has arrived! Only... thing is that, well. the PodGod made him human. Incredibly human, not like Tali'Zorah where it was a survival thing. But 100% human. Didn't even know it was him at first, but he's awake now and we've been chatting, and he's a bit.. erm. Cranky? Not that I blame him, I sometimes hate being human myself.
Thought you lot might want to come by? Help him out a bit? He hasn't tried walking yet.
One of our latest arrivals is adjusting from being a Turian (alien in the Mass Effect world, Mordin can give more details than I can... probably.) and while he's not hostile, he's a bit upset and could probably use a little extra boost to his morale.
And we've got to help him learn to walk properly.
I was a mess yesterday. I'm sorry.
I should come clean with all of you about something.
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