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TIME: May 8th, 2:19am

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SENT FROM: shadowed
TYPE: public post
TIME: 4/2/19, 6:47PM

Who doesn't love a good conspiracy am I right? This place I crash has what's easily Austin's biggest collection of books on the topic of secret government projects, the Illuminati, and anything to do with aliens that you can imagine. No seriously. You would not believe some of the crap that people actually dreamed up and tried to sell as the truth.

So here it is, today's winner:
The CIA has a secret space program. And yeah they totally have space-treaties with extraterrestrials, who may or may not live on Mars. Or it might be that we have a secret base on Mars. The author isn't sure of anything except that something hinky is going on over on the red planet next door. The proof? Well that part seems to have been left out. But c'mon it's always aliens, man.

... Y'all know I don't actually buy any of this BS right?

Type: Public- sent to DogPark and Friends
From: SomeTHING
Posted on April 2nd

Winona Margaret and Jackson Lee Morgan-Coldiron

Jackson was born 7:36 and Winona was born 7:45 PM on March 10

Winona was 4.2 and Jackson was 4.9.

Both are in good health. Mom is recovering.

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From: cherryontop
Type: Public Post
When: Backdated to 4/1/19, 12:00PM

Do you ever have a realization about something big that you should have known your entire life? Because I'm kind of sure that I recently had one. It all started when I met a woman at The White Trail (side note.... what happened to that place??) a few months ago... We talked for a long time and I'm pretty sure that I could see the rest of my life unfolding as I looked into her eyes. If you're around, mystery lady with dark hair and eyes and a vaguely tan complexion and a stick up her butt about life, please message me here: cherryontop

Private to cherryontop & paced

In addition to discovering my lady loving tendencies, I'm also pregnant and I'm pretty sure it's yours.

Private to cherryontop & codemonkey

So my main post was an April Fools joke. Surprise! Except for the part where I'm sort of hoping Mina will talk to me again. Also, do you want to go out some time?

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Have I told you congratulations yet?? Because congratulations! Omg so exciting for you and Teagan. Anyway I just wanted to say congratulations, and I hope it's all going well and everything so far. I know it's only been a day but, you know, it's probably a pretty exciting day so far!! So congratulations!

Oh, and ignore the rest of my post... that was a joke. You know, for the holiday?