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SENT FROM: Mina Kulseth
TYPE: text to Joel Kulseth

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SENT FROM: Mina Kulseth
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SENT FROM: Mina Kulseth
TYPE: private message to cherryontop

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From: cherryontop
Type: Public Post
When: Backdated to 4/1/19, 12:00PM

Do you ever have a realization about something big that you should have known your entire life? Because I'm kind of sure that I recently had one. It all started when I met a woman at The White Trail (side note.... what happened to that place??) a few months ago... We talked for a long time and I'm pretty sure that I could see the rest of my life unfolding as I looked into her eyes. If you're around, mystery lady with dark hair and eyes and a vaguely tan complexion and a stick up her butt about life, please message me here: cherryontop

Private to cherryontop & paced

In addition to discovering my lady loving tendencies, I'm also pregnant and I'm pretty sure it's yours.

Private to cherryontop & codemonkey

So my main post was an April Fools joke. Surprise! Except for the part where I'm sort of hoping Mina will talk to me again. Also, do you want to go out some time?

Private to cherryontop & fireinthehole

Have I told you congratulations yet?? Because congratulations! Omg so exciting for you and Teagan. Anyway I just wanted to say congratulations, and I hope it's all going well and everything so far. I know it's only been a day but, you know, it's probably a pretty exciting day so far!! So congratulations!

Oh, and ignore the rest of my post... that was a joke. You know, for the holiday?