Tomorrow is my birthday, so I hope
everyone is preparing. If you don't tell me happy birthday, I
will find a drink to throw at you. I think that's totally fair. It's my Dirty Thirty, and I expect the OVERWHELMING importance of this event to be properly acknowledged by each and every one of you.
FILTERED TO: DADI'm gonna get free birthday drinks all night, riiiiiiiiight Dad? For me and for Dash. You wouldn't deny your own daughter on her birthday.
FILTERED TO: DASHWhere's my present? Also, I'm totally working on my Dad to get us free drinks all night, and then I vote Friday night we find somewhere else to keep this party going, y/y??