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WHO: Innes Wright & Emmett Hayes.
WHEN: June 23rd, late evening.
WHERE: Seattle/Home (Phone Call).
SUMMARY: Innes’s past catches up to her, and Emmett decides to take a crazy leap to stay with her.
WARNINGS: Mention of past illegal behavior, death threats, and life-altering decisions. Farewell log!

( 'Are they taking you away?' )

[texts: Eileen Hayes → E² (Effie & Emmett) + Hugo]

[1] So far the weather is looking promising for an on-time departure and landing ✈✈
[2] I shall of course let you know if there are any delays
[3] Which one of you will I expect to pick me up?

You would think the people inventing the Quit Smoking gum would work harder to make it less goddamned disgusting and therefore a more viable option. Until they do, I feel it is no one else's responsibility to make their shitty product work.

( Texts - Effie, Innes, Rhett )

Today was the first day of 2018 that we hit 75F, which means we're now officially into Frantically Googling Whether It's Legal To Break A Car Window To Save A Dog season.

For those of you calling our office or stressing out at home, Washington State provides Animal Control Officers the legal right to break into any car or enclosed space where an animal may be at risk. If you suspect an animal of being in danger in an enclosed space, the thing to do is to call animal control (or, yes, 911 if you think there's an emergency) and give them all the information you can. If Animal Control suspects the animal is at risk, they will dispatch someone to handle it. In very rare cases, if the situation seems dire, they may authorize you to break the window yourself--but please let them make that distinction and talk you through how to safely do so, to protect both yourself and the animal in question.

Bear in mind that when the outdoor temperature hits 75 degrees, the interior of a car can reach and exceed 100 degrees in ten minutes or less, and can rise exponentially to potentially deadly temperatures in a matter of minutes.

Also bear in mind that I'm very good at breaking windows, and most of your neighbors have either me personally or the DSD generally on their speed-dial.

Be smart, Fall City. Don't leave your dogs locked in cars.

[Innes]

Jim Halpert directed a horror movie and I'm pretty sure you should see it with me.

WHO: Lola, Emmett, and Xo
WHEN: Monday, April 23. At around 11:00 a.m.
WHERE: The Police Station
SUMMARY: Lola visits the police station to report her note. Xo is a good and supportive niece.
WARNINGS: Mentions of Carl.

( She could not be expected to keep track of what did and did not count as a scandal to these people. )

TEXT TO: Emmett 🚓🐈❤️

[1] I read some interesting article on cyber security.
[2] And then I got bored and started watching the reboot of ReBoot.
[3] Which exists.
[4] I know you can’t top that day.

TEXT TO: Eddie

[1] Just in case any kind of work comes up for Friday night, I’m doing the talent show.
[2] So I’m booked already.
[3] Just FYI.

WHO: Emmett and Euphemia Hayes
WHEN: April 28th, 2018.
WHERE: Their respective places on their respective phones!
SUMMARY: A snippet of conversation shared between twins.
WARNINGS: None.

( Besides, weren't you just wishing we could throw a big Hayes-Wyatt-Exley reunion bash? )

TO: Hugo Hayes
FROM: Euphemia Hayes

[1] Good morning, husband.
[2] I have several items of note today.
[3] Would you care to help me pick out a monologue for the Shakespeare Night? My students surpassed their reading goal. Alternatively, would you prefer to be in it with me?
[4] Secondly, we need more friends who are married.
[5] Thirdly, the Doctor from Seattle called. She said that everything on my end appears to be fine on MY end. When was your appointment?
[6] Fourthly, one of the [...] new arrivals looks familiar and I have not been able to put my finger on it. Do you happen to know any of them? Particularly the tall one with the dark, curly hair?

TO: Emmett Hayes
FROM: Euphemia Hayes

[1] Are you eating well?
[2] Have the [...] new arrivals sent you into one of your moods?

TO: Rhett Wyatt
FROM: Euphemia Hayes

[1] Hello.

TO: Innes Wright
FROM: Euphemia Hayes

[1] Have you told him yet?

TO: Harrison Exley
FROM: Euphemia Hayes

[X] Are y

TO: Emmett 🚓🐈❤️
FROM: Innes

[1] “But I’m a talking tree!” said the oak.
[2] “And you will dialogue,” replied the lumberjack.

You would think that after twelve years here or however long it's been, my face would have learned to accept that the grass here is not actually trying to kill me and therefore these allergies are unnecessary.

Those of you with helpful tips or tricks to fight this (beyond drugs, since even the "non-drowsy" ones are awful liars and I need to be at least semi-alert during the day,) please step forward and be welcomed warmly. A guy can only sniffle so many times before his coworkers understandably murder him.

Are any businesses anticipating closing early today in anticipation of this "party" that is to be happening? For example: no. We are not on an early release schedule and classes will end at their usual time of 3:00 PM, so it would behoove you not to light up my switchboard like a Christmas Tree an.

FILTERED TO: HUGO & EMMETT

And are either of you planning on going?

Hugo, are you able to work from home today? I am not giving Rhett a key to the house, though he may need to come and go.

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