[1] i have to kill your mom next.TO: 📷 🔍 (this is Blaze)
[2] want to help?
[1] what do you want for your birthday?
[1] guess what i found in the woods.TO: 💅 🙃 (this is Effie)
[1] so in college or whatever, did you ever have a friend who was dating a real asshole?
[1] we're having a wedding reception on the 18th in the park.TO: 👑 💩 (this is Dash)
[2] this is your formal invite or whatever.
[3] rsvp if you can come.
[1] you get a plus one. but not everyone is getting a plus one.TO: GHOSTS OF FCHS (Blaze, Sam, Mia)
[2] so don't spread that around.
[1] so i got married. we're having a wedding reception on the 18th in the park.TO: 📷 🔍 (this is Blaze)
[2] this is your formal invite or whatever. rsvp if you can come.
[1] you get a plus one. but only if it's a date.TO: 🎥 🔪 (this is Eliza)
[2] an actual date.
[1] my invites are done.
[2] do i get a prize?
[1] so if we actually have a reception thing, who would you want to invite?
We're back, we got married in Vegas, and we're moving into the apartment above Common Grounds on Wednesday.FILTERED TO: DASH
Brought you something.FILTERED TO: ELIZA
I still think it would have been more fun not to tell them.