Logs

Who: Setsuna and the Shinigami
What: Fighting the Forsaken
Where: somewhere in the Sierra Nevadas
When: Tuesday and Wednesday
Rating: PG-13



( The future is forsaken )

Who: Mystique and Renji
What: Mystique screws with Renji at the drive thru
Where: the drive-thru
when: Recently
Status: Complete
rating: PG-13

( He stared deadpanned at Renji, mustache twitching and manly muscles rippling. )

Who: Rukia, Byakuya and Renji
What: Discussing dreams
Where: The mansion of doom
When: A couple of days ago.
Rating: PG - mild talk of execution
Status: Complete

( Use Renji as a punching bag. )

Who: Ichigo Kurosaki, Renji Abarai
What: Debating about dreams and calling each other names etc, while Renji’s supposed to be working. Bickering: It’s what they do best. Also? Renji’s manager is convinced she’s the Good Luck shamrock Carebear when she’s asleep. That’s why she’s a closet alcoholic, since it's Irish and the good luck didn't seem to stick with her. This is because crack makes my world go 'round and 'round.
When: Beginning of November, way before the truth plot.
Rating: Medium, for language. Cuz...it’s them.
Status: Complete!

( Hey, dumbass, can I get something to eat or do I have to wait forever? )

Who: Renji & Rogue
What: Out drinking // destroying a bar
When; backdated to no-talky plot
Where: Bar then back to Rogue's
Rating: High
Status: Complete


( Go for it, Rogue. Go for it. )

Who: Lara and Renji
What: Blunt advice
When: 10/26
Where: Croft Manor
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for Renji

( Both. )

Who: Rangiku Matsumoto, Renji Abarai
What: Arguments and hold ups at the Teriyaki BurgerTown. There’s two people who are going to end up as employee of the month, even if they’re the worst employees ever!
When: Uhh...before these texts.
Rating: Medium/High. V for Violence, L for Language, A for AssWhuppin’s.
Status: Complete!

( What are you dumbasses staring at? Call me that nickname you've decided on again and I’ll beat you with your own foot. )

Who: Rukia Kuchiki and Renji Abarai
What: Showing Rukia around
Where: The mall
When: A couple of days ago
Rating: G
Status: Complete

( Weirdest meeting ever. )

Who: Rogue and Renji (R&R!)
What: Sparring, Dream Chatter
When: the other day, idek
Where: Rogue's favorite farmer's field
Rating: Language/Sparring

( He gave her a split-second staring at as he grabbed hold of her arm and then turned to throw her. Hopefully not into a cow because he still needs to flip one of those things. )

Who: Rangiku & Gin with special guest Renji
What: A surprise, Annoying Renji at his work, then off
Where: the beach, the Teriyaki Burger etc
Rating: R for Language, H for Hilarity

( ASGHALGHLAHGAWUT?! YES! YES THEY HAVE ICE! DO YOU NOT WANT ICE?? )

Who: Ichigo Kurosaki, Renji Abarai
What: Meeting at Renji’s work to warn Ichigo about the dream related weird that’s going on.
When: after a bunch of yelling at each other on the network mkay?
Rating: Medium-High for loud, language, and name calling. Not to mention these two being...these two.
Status: Complete!

( HEY, is the DUMBASS working here today? )

Who: Renji & Rogue
What: Cow Tipping, Attempt #2
Where: a farmer friends' field
When: the other day
Rating: no bigs, except for some language :)

( What could she say? he was tenacious )

Who: Anna Marie (Rogue) & Renji Abarai
What: Cow tipping 101, a.k.a. - delicious crack log.
When: After this mention of cow tipping. It's belated cuz I forgot to post it since I'm made of dumb.
Where: Where da cows roam
Warnings: Low to Medium - Language, hefty serving of cow pie.
Status: Complete!

( Well don't just stand there. Get in here and help me tip this cow over! )

Who: Lara, Dani, Renji and Shepard
What: Lara wakes up wounded
When: Immediately after this
Where: Croft Manor
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for blood and nudity. Some cursing. Also Renji.
( What the hell's a rebar? )

Who: Lara and Renji
What: Renji catches Lara doing 'research'
When: late late Monday night/early Tuesday morning
Where: Casa de Croft
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for Renji

( I was just...there was this really fascinating article on human sexuality. )

Who: Lara Croft, Commander Shepard, Renji Abarai, and Dani Moonstar
What: Dragging Lara to a strip club
When: Saturday
Where: A strip club!
Rating: PG-13 for strippers and awkward

( I’m sending you the bill for my knickers )

Who: Dani, Renji, and Lara
What: Roommate introductions and feasts. And hilarity.
When: Uh... sometime last week probably.
Where: Lara Croft's palaceawesome house.
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13 for Renji's mouth, man.
Status: Complete!

( I dunno. I could only hear half of what it was saying because it sounded like monkey talk and hissing. )

Who: Renji and Lara
What: Roommate interview #2
When: Last Saturday
Where: A chinese place
status: complete
Rating: PG

( What, someone assaulted you in your sleep with a tattoo gun? )

Who: Darcy Lewis, Renji Abarai
What: Renji "attempts" to be a badass and save Darcy from the mushroom she's stuck in. Yeah, this so happened.
When: Backdated. Following this fine exchange on the valar net, before Wonderland went poof and disappeared.
Where: Giant Mushroom in the Wonderland O.C.!
Rating: PG, foul language can and did happen.
Status: Complete!

( He finally made it there. )

Who: Renji Abarai and OPEN
What: OPEN THREAD - Renji's on the job as the disgruntled drive-thru dude at Teriyaki BurgerTown, home of the pineapple teriyaki burger and other teriyaki fast food treats.
When: It's one of his typical workday shifts from mid-afternoon to evening, so feel free to have absolutely ANY of your characters come through the drive-thru, whenever. Because lulzy crack like this makes my world go around.
Rating: TBD. (language)
Status: In Progress!
Note: I'll tag back when I get home later tonight, so feel free to go hog wild and give him hell!

( May I take your order? )