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May. 12th, 2016


So do I offer to try and find coffee beans or is that not something I should do because you're all supposed to grow character from not having caffeine?

[Nico M.]
I think my team is going to be moving to the East settlement. You should come too. No wearing of X's required!


I'm sorry we ran out of coffee. We still have tea left if people would like to try that instead. I can recommend a few types.

[Private to Sydney Sage]
Do you have time this week to help me make that list?


What's all this coffee shit about, anyway? You want a morning routine, I've got one for you:

Step one: wake up next to a gorgeous Vint. Make him mad cause you tease him about his mustache being skewed.
Step two: get kicked out of bed. Take a cold shower.
Step three: have your lieutenant hit you with a stick a dozen or so times.
Step four: skip the coffee and go straight to the shit that'll put hair on your balls. EVERYBODY likes hairy balls.
OH yeah, throw in some shit about bathing in the blood of your enemies and jacking off to dragons and you're more awake than you've ever been.

You're welcome.

May. 4th, 2016


Hi. My name is Emma Swan, which is probably not a name you're really eager to see so soon under this kind of filter.

However, Bonnie Bennett and Willow Rosenberg have started a magical resource and support group so that we can assist one another, understand each other's magic, and be of help to the community at large. They're both very talented witches in their worlds and they're both eager to helping as much as they can. My involvement is strictly support, as I still have the enchanted cuff that prevents me from doing any magic, if you were, understandably, worried about that.

The group, which doesn't have a formal name yet, will be meeting in the common area outside of the library on Saturday at 4pm, but I thought we could have an informal introduction here to see if this is something you'd be interested in. I want to make thin

So I'll start. I'm Emma Swan. I'm not really sure how old I am anymore because of too many curses and time jumps and world jumps. I was in my early 30s last time I checked. Until recently, I was also called the Dark One, which is an entity in my world that possesses and poisons a person until they are consumed. It's because of my son, Henry, that I'm no longer possessed. If you have any other questions, I'm willing to answer them.

Apr. 19th, 2016


Chatty to Sydney Sage
» I feel like I need to apologize, even if I wasn't really me there.
» I hope you know I would never.. you and Adrian are great together. I'd never want to do anything to get in the way of that.

Chatty to Billy Kaplan
» Hey, you


That was... I don't... I've had my perceptions changed before. It takes time to adjust.

[Private to: Sayyida (Maz), Peter (12), Lily (Sydney)]
I don't know if you're all here, but if you are... thank you.

Apr. 17th, 2016


Netpost; storybrooke; adrian

Sydney Sage, I think I'll take that kale smoothie now. I nee Please tell me that was you.

Apr. 8th, 2016


storybrooke: lily sage

If anyone hasn't tried a kale smoothie yet, I highly recommend that you do. They are absolutely amazing.

Apr. 6th, 2016


storybrooke; carol wu

I can't study any more. I feel like my brain is going to explode.

I really hope this test isn't as killer as my prof is making it out to be.

Apr. 5th, 2016


storybrooke; oswin oswald.

Is it for real? Is there really a pirate ship out in the harbor? And I'm missing it!

Apr. 3rd, 2016



I really feel sorry for everyone who isn't an early riser on the weekend. I'll be adding new cinnamon croissants to my offerings tomorrow morning and the test batch is a-maz-ing. Even Bonnie thinks so.

(If you're very lucky I might cut some of the remaining ones up for samples this afternoon, but they're much better when they're still warm.)

Apr. 2nd, 2016


storybrooke: lily sage

I just managed to get to the Farmer's Market before the turnovers were gone. I'm not sure what the mayor puts in them that makes them so delicious, but I look forward to them all winter.

I'm glad spring seems to have finally decided to stick around.

Mar. 25th, 2016


Backdated to last night bc oops.

This is definitely not how I expected to spend my 21st birthday.

But, hey, blue booze!

Mar. 19th, 2016


I must say, I was not expecting a gift from whatever circumstance brought us here, but I am grateful to have received more appropriate clothing. I had not realised that I missed Aviator green.

Temeraire, there are some clothes from the Emperor in China which may suit you.

[Medical + Mental Health]
I do not even know how to word this, but I have been informed that there may be those among you that might be able to help. Not long ago, I suffered a bout of amnesia and while a fair amount of my memory has returned, there are still some gaps from the last eight years. I do not know if there is some way to aid the process of recovering lost memories.

Mar. 12th, 2016


netpost; adrian ivashkov

Sydney Sage
I got you a coffee.

Rose s We s Have you talked to Rose?

I've never done theater before. It's strange to be a productive member of society for once.

Mar. 8th, 2016


So, fun fact: I actually HATE coffee.

Which means I might be willing to give up my share if someone makes me a compelling enough offer.

Mar. 7th, 2016


[Law Enforcement]
Military groups seem to be all over the place, there's announcements about not taking food from strangers. You know, and Shepard and Alenko can back me up on this, I've been in this whole 'Military doing all kinds of important-but-quiet work while Law Enforcement shuffles their feet with busywork' thing before. You know how it turned out? With a ragtag band going out and saving the damn galaxy from invasion, without help from the Military (for the most part) and Law Enforcement. (Why do I feel like I keep bringing that up?)

Chances are that's not the case here, sure. But there's echos. Just feeling a little useless over here, if something is going down. It's not my nature. There something we can do? And don't say cracking down on people with food they shouldn't have.

So who's hurting for a spare coffee ration? I don't need it. I'm willing to entertain offers.


network; bigby wolf (015)

Someone needs to either grow (or find) more coffee or get their hands on some goddamn tobacco. Expecting me to give up both is cruel and unusual.

Feb. 26th, 2016


netpost: rose hathaway

Wow. I can honestly say this is actually the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me.

Well, the weirdest thing I can remember. They told me I was here before. I'd say that's bullshit, but if I can wake up in the future, I guess I can lose some memories.

Anyway, I'm Rose Hathaway. Sorry if I should know you, but freaky amnesia is apparently a thing here.

Feb. 22nd, 2016


Faith is gone.

I'll be in the gym.

How's now for some swordfighting practice?

I'm sorry.

I know it's weird, but if there's something of hers, could I..?

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