Logs

Who: Raistlin & Regina
What: Magic discussions, and Regina agrees to be a teacher of sorts
When: Recent (before she went to New York)
Where: Crypt de Mills
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( He wanted to know what those books contained. He wanted to know…everything. )

Who: Regina & Neal (and Henry, briefly)
What: Foreboding discussions re: The Dark One
When: Backdated to last week sometime
Where: Regina's place
Rating/Warnings: Sassy pre-teen behavior
Status: Complete

( Might as well consider it a family curse, at this rate. )

WHO: Emma & Regina
WHEN: Mid-December; pre Christmas
WHERE: Shopping mall
WHAT: Regina and Emma shop, discuss unfortunate futures and pout through some ice cream. Bonding occurs.
RATING/WARNINGS: Low/mild language
STATUS: Complete

( You needed a certain degree of aggressiveness to shop so close to Christmas. Regina possessed it and then some )

Who: Regina, Killian, and Kenzi + NPC!Henry at the end
What: Another round of 'When Evil Mistletoe™ Attacks'
When: Christmas Day!
Where: The Swan-Cassidy residence
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - the obvious smooching, their usual bon mots, AWKWARD
Status: Complete

( Way to tell Jesus 'Happy Birthday,' Bubba and Gigi. )

Who: One-Handed Wonder Killian and Gigi McTits Regina
When: Today
Where: Killian's hospital room
What: Food and talks of villainy + cheerily bonding over watching their first loves die in front of them
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low
Status: Complete

( Family’s a motivator. Hell, it’s mine. Otherwise do you think I’d ever get this nice? Let’s be honest. )

Who: Hooker Queen (Killian & Regina) hooker is not a typo
What: Killian's told he might lose a hand, thanks to OC fuckery
When: Wednesday
Where: His charming hovel of a houseboat
Rating/Warnings: Mentions of losing body parts, nbd
Status: Complete!

( Is that all we are? Different versions of ourselves, doomed to account for a past we didn’t ask to remember? )

Who: Raven and Regina
What: Bonding
When: Recently
Where: Regina’s crypt
Warnings: None
Status: Partner Thread | Complete

( I’m almost flattered. It gives me the impression you actually like me. )

Who: Emma Swan & Regina Mills
What: Emma's idea of a 'girl's night' involves punching. Regina sighs.
When: Sometime in October
Where: Emma's gym
Rating/Warnings: Sass
Status: Complete!

( It smells like armpits, Swan. )

Who: Regina & Killian
What: The newcomer arrives to discuss business and collect payment
When: Halloween night
Where: Regina's house
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - Regina throws fire at some zombies
Status: Complete

( Halloween had been a little more eventful than originally anticipated, and Regina was cranky. )

Who: Mary Margaret Blanchard and Regina Mills
What: Brunch
When: Backdated: Mid October
Where: A Restaurant
Rating/Warnings: Family Friendly
Status: Complete

( Mary Margaret was learning that Regina wasn’t all bad )

Who: Dr. Chaos (Ian Malcolm) and Bitch Queen (Regina Mills)
What: Kelly and Henry have a 'kiddy date,' the adults discuss adult things
When: Recent~
Where: Casa de Mills
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( It was always about cattle, wasn’t it. )

Who: Regina Mills & Caroline Forbes
What: Catching up over wine
When: Last week
Where: Casa de Mills
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( Barely a bad bone in your body despite the bitch switch being flipped. Congratulations. You really do ooze rainbows and unicorns, Caroline. )

Who: Regina, Neal, and a brief appearance by Henryfire
What: Rebuilding the crypt that got flattened
When: After the Shattered Sight plot
Where: Regina's yard
Rating/Warnings: Child-safe, clearly
Status: Complete

( Fresh air, time not spent alone and with people she cared for )

Who: Caroline & Regina
What: Vampire Barbie brings the Evil Queen some baked goods, and magic discussions
When: Recent, but probably before Zee and Regina contacted the ~other side~
Where: Casa de Mills
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( I surprise myself when it comes to restraint towards alcohol every day. )

WHO: Emma Swan & Regina Mills
WHEN: Just after Giga Slave
WHERE: Regina's place
WHAT: Magic 101, continued. Emma's learning her magic, Evil Queen style.
WARNINGS: Emma & Regina being 'friends'; it's mild
STATUS: Completed
( Tomorrow is another day and you won’t have to hide away )

Who: Zee & Regina
What: Contacting the 'other side' for answers on Lina
When: Tonight
Where: Crypt de Mills
Rating/Warnings: Fairly low
Status: Complete!

( This is the Star, upright. It means hope. )

Who: Parenting Trio Emma, Neal, & Regina, guest starring Henry
What: Henry decides it's a fantastic time to travel across the country for a family reunion
When: Last night
Where: Casa de Mills
Rating/Warnings: Family feeeeeels.
Status: Complete!

( So like, you know. Magic and stuff. Is that what this is? )

Who: Shepard and Regina (Space Queen!)
What: Romantic date in space
When: recently
Where: The Normandy
Rating: Pg13
( I’ll make an exception with you out of fondness. )

Who: Swanfire Queen (Neal, Emma, Regina) and NPC!Henry
What: Checking up on Henry in Boston, and finding more than they bargained for
When: Backdated to around the 29th of June
Where: Henry's school
Rating/Warnings: FEELS
Status: Complete

( Hold your breath and count to ten )

Who: Caroline, Klaus, guest appearance from Regina~
What: Klaus gives Caroline the werewolf bite and turns his switch back on, all in a day's work
When: All day today
Where: Regina's oh-so creepy crypt
Rating/Warnings: Medium, blood and vampirism and Klaus?
Status: Complete!

( The stone walls had been clawed at, indents of rage dragged down in white streaks. )

Who: Regina Mills and Ruby Lucas
What: Bonding
When: Recently
Where: Casa de Mills
Warnings: Low/None
Status: Log | Complete

( Go figure that they’d actually have some sort of friendship. )

Who: Caroline, Regina, and Klaus
What: A witch and a vampire kidnap a hybrid
When: Let's go with recent
Where: Starting at Klaus' loft then Regina's crypt
Rating/Warnings: High for violence, blood, language, dead bodies. It's Klaus without his humanity.
Status: Complete

( This kidnapping had just taken an unexpected turn )

Who: Emma & Regina, dundunduuuun
What: Preparing Emma whats to come and sortamaybemaking fraaaands.
When: Recent
Where: Upscale Lounge
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low, just mentions of Regina being the worst queen ever because...murder
Status: Complete

( It gets worse before it gets better. )

Who: Hans & Regina (guest appearance of Rainbow Brite from that one meth house)
What: A little bit of demon hunting, a little bit of vampire slaying
When: Tonight?? RECENT, it's always safe to go with recent
Where: Local graveyard
Rating/Warnings: Violence, demon innards, language, mild references to drugs, snarkity snark because these two are classy royals.
Status: Complete!

( Oh good, they were back to the heroics again. Meth houses today, cemeteries-turned-into-demonic-playgrounds tomorrow. )

Who: Raven and Regina
What: Research and talking about the whole Hellmouth thing
When: 22 May 2015, late morningish
Where: Magic Guild
Warnings: Low
Status: Log | Complete

( This wasn't the first time she'd skipped school to help with a crisis )

Who: Snow White & The Evil Queen
What: Mary Margaret wants her heart ripped out. Willingly. You can imagine Regina's confusion.
When: idk, recently?
Where: Casa de Mills
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low, aside from magical heart ripping
Status: Complete!

( You’re the only one who can do it. )

Who: Neal & Regina
What: Discussions on a certain savior, a magical urn and prepping Neal for wedding planning over wine, for reasons.
When: Tonight
Where: Casa de Mills
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low.
Status: Complete!

( Did Rumple ever tell you about some magical vessel? An urn? )

Who: Ty Lee & Regina
What: Magic discussions!
When: Recent!
Where: The Broom Closet
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( You don’t need to throw fire to be dangerous. )

Who: Shepard and Regina.
What: Shep's drinking leads to loose lips.
When: Couple days ago.
Where: Shep's place!
Rating/Warnings: Low, language.
Status: Complete!

( I'll never have those blue babies but that might be okay if I have you. )

Who: Cuddlefishes (Neal, Garrus, and their bromance). And Regina, in the end.
What: Doing a run for groceries and beer leads to getting run over. But they waste beer not.
When: Tonight!
Where: Generic Grocery Store
Rating/Warnings: Mild violence, blood, language, beer.
Status: Complete!

( You really are in love with me. )

Who: Regina Mills and Caroline Forbes
What: Regina catches Caroline compelling herself a free coffee
When: A few days ago.
Where: Starbucks
Rating/Warnings: Low. Talk of vampires and magic.
Status: Complete

( That’s a different kind of magic. )

Who: Jane Shepard, Regina Mills
What: Lunch, in which Regina gets shot and Shepard goes biotic boss on people.
When: Few days ago.
Where: Random bistro, outdoors.
Rating/Warnings: Medium, language and violence.
Status: Complete!

( This scars, and I’m tearing your spine out and feeding it to you. )

Who: Neal Cassidy, Regina Mills, special guest star, Rumpelstiltskin.
What: Regina lures Neal into a warded room for his own safety, and Rumple decides to come out and talk to his favorite student.
When: Afternoon of January 7th.
Where: Casa de Mills.
Rating/Warnings: Medium for language and general evil.
Status: Complete!

( You can cycle through lifetime and lifetime, dearie, like the nightmare you are - like me, we’ll travel through time and end up right back where we started. You know that, don’t you? )

Who: Raven and Regina
What: Meeting for some power demonstration.
When: Sometime last week, before Raven became a portal and beastbirds starting flying around~
Where: Her high school, then an open field.
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( Because this wasn’t the silly ‘twu wuv’ kind of powerful magic, but something else altogether. Something new. Something different. )

Who: Jane Shepard, Regina Mills
What: After arguing about Shepard's flirtatious tendencies, Regina accidentally does what she's good at and rips her heart out.
When: Recent-ish.
Where: On the Road/Regina's.
Rating/Warnings: High for language, heart ripping, snarky angst.
Status: Complete!

( The pain was sharp, and then there was the feeling like all the air had been ripped from her limbs, and then... nothing. She felt absolutely nothing. )

Who: Jane Shepard, Regina Mills.
What: An emotional talk over wine about Henry.
When: Before Thanksgiving, before Neal left.
Where: Regina's.
Rating/Warnings: Medium, language.
Status: Complete!

( She didn’t want to be alone either, but admitting that was something that wouldn’t roll off her tongue easily. )

Who: Jane Shepard, Regina Mills
What: Shepard wakes up with her cybernetic implants.
When: Recent, during the middle of the night.
Where: Regina's house.
Rating/Warnings: Language, mentions of nudity.
Status: Complete!

( So you're half-robot. )

Who: Sam Nishimura, Regina Mills
What: Apple things and books for Sam!
When: A few weeks ago, when Regina overbaked.
Where: Regina's House!
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, mild triggers for mentions of pregnancy issues (past).
Status: Complete!

( Well, thank you. I believe I certainly baked enough for the house to smell this way for the next month. )

Who: Regina Mills, Hans of the Southern Isles.
What: Regina and Hans discuss their dream villainy over sushi.
When: Recent--before the Tethered Plot.
Where: Sushi!
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( We’ll always have someone eyeing us, Hans. Wondering if we’ll do what we did there. )

Who: Jane Shepard, Regina Mills.
What: Morning after Regina's, uh, first girl experience.
When: Recent, after their bar escapade.
Where: Regina's House.
Rating/Warnings: Mentions of sex, language.
Status: Complete.

( I was thinking of trying to make you some eggs, but it's rude to burn down someone's kitchen. )

Who: Jane Shepard, Regina Mills.
What: Shepard keeps Regina from being mugged, and they end up at a lesbian bar.
When: Recent.
Where: Bar.
Rating/Warnings: Medium, language.
Status: Complete!

( Sometimes I wish there was a universal 'I dig women' symbol. )

Who: Mary Margaret Blanchard and Regina Mills
What: Mary Margaret's car breaks down
Where: The side of the road
When: Backdated: Sunday, September 28th. Afternoon
Rating: Family Friendly
Status: Complete

( Mary Margaret sighed as she turned the key in the ignition again and nothing happened )

Who: Regina Mills and Tinkerbell
When: Monday, Sept 8, 4:30pm
Where: Tink’s Garage
What: A tune-up, Pastries, and Wine
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete!

( Different than the other Neverlands I’ve dreamed about. Pixie Hollow, Skull Rock, it’s all there. Just in a different arrangement nearly every time. )

Who: Regina Mills and Severus Snape
When: After This conversation
Where: Casa de Regina
What: Picking up some baked goods for Daisy
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete

( Snape moved up the front walkway to Regina’s door and knocked. )

Who: Sylvanas and Regina
What: Murder and Mayhem
When: Recently
Where: Some place
Status: Sorta complete :(
Rating: R for murder, triggers for abuse

( This man deserves the worse we could possibly do to him. Don't you think? )

Who: Regina & Rose
What: Shopping and lunch!
When: Backdated to Thursday
Where: A department store & bistro
Rating/Warning: None
Status: Complete

( The last thing she needed was for an Evil Queen to get a reputation for doing sweet things. )

Who: Emma Summers and Regina Mills
Where: Capone's Cucina
What: somehow not taking over the world (talking)
When: Friday afternoon
Warnings/Rating: No warnings
Status complete

( Well, here’s to coming to terms with it, I suppose )

Who: Regina and David.
What: First meeting.
Where: The elementary school.
When: Monday, December 2.
Rating: Low.
Status: Complete.

( Maybe she'd think he was crazy. )

Who: Mary Margaret and Regina
What: Meeting the new principal
When: First Monday of November
Where: Huntington Beach Elementary School
Ratings/Warnings: tbd
Status: In progress

( It's a small, small world. )

Who: Regina Mills, with a quick Graham cameo appearance.
When: Wednesday.
Where: Regina's home, then a city street just outside a Starbucks.
What: Regina has some dreams, does some research, and starts trying to scope out the other (potential) players. Irrational? Yes. This woman has a history of vast overreactions.
Rating: PGish.

( In her dreams, Regina was a queen. )