Logs

WHO: Emma Frost and Tyra Shepard (plus NPC doctor)
WHAT: talking, retrieving stolen property
WHERE: the hospital
WHEN: 1/14
WARNINGS: pg-13 for vague references to sexual situations, and cursing
STATUS: complete

( Okay. Give me ten minutes. )

Who: Beth and Shepard.
What: Chatting, birthday presents.
When: Thursday afternoon.
Where: Shepard's place.
Rating: PG-13 for langauge.
Status: Complete!

( Go on, keep gushing. It’s adorable. )

Who: Alice Liddell, Tyra Shepard, Pete Wisdom.
What: random encounters at a gas station are random! Shep shows off a toasted Angry Toaster (sentinel).
When: recently, after the bar adventure with Kitty
Where: a gas station, I says! *shakes fist in the air!*
Rating: PG-13 most likely, for language.
Status: Complete!

( Of course I look like a right nutter. Because I am. )

Who: Shepard, Liara, open to Garrus and Tali
What: Elopement!
When: Backdated like whoa to last week sometime
Where: Boston, MA
Status: In Progress
Rating: TBD

( Quickly, to the elopemobile! )

Who: Shepard and Liara
What: Shepard decides to elope
When: Uh. Last week sometime?
Where: Shepard’s place, then on the way to the airport
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13

( If anyone beats us there, I think we’re allowed to call shenanigans. )

Who: Beth and Shepard.
What: Shepard has a gift for Beth and Alma.
When: Thursday afternoon, after school.
Where: Shepard's place.
Rating: PG-13 for talking about sexuality but nothing actually happening.
Status: Complete!

( Not that she could talk. )

Who: Shepard
What: Putting one last (unlikely) name on the Memorial Wall
When: Post-ME3
Where: The Normandy
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Somewhat mild spoilers for ME3.

( You finally made it. You're one of us. )

Who: Shepard and dream!Liara
What: Waking up
When: Post-ME3
Where: A hospital
Status: complete
Rating: PG
Warnings: mild ME3 spoilers


( ...So about those little blue babies... )

Who: Shepard
What: Citadel, part 2: Choices.
When: After the final push.
Where: The Citadel
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Massive ME3 spoilers within.

( Everything you know is wrong. )

Who: Shepard
What: What happened on the Citadel, part 1.
When: After the final push.
Where: The Citadel
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Massive ME3 spoilers within. It'll hit you in the FEELS.

( It's quite a view. )

Who: Shepard
What: Shepard's goodbye to Liara. Part of The End series. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
When: During the final push.
Where: London, Earth 2186
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Massive ME3 spoilers within

( We both knew that was goodbye )

Who: Beth and Alma with a little bit of Shepard.
What: Date night!
When: Backdated to Wednesday night.
Where: The movies and Beth's.
Rating: PG-13 for not graphic sex talk.
Status: Complete!

( You won't lose me. )

Who: Kasumi and Shepard
What: Drinking. LOTS of drinking.
Where: Kasumi's apartment
When: Last Thursday
Rating: PG-13, for drinking, flashing, maybe some profanity, I don't remember.
Status: Complete

( More whiskey! )

Who: Shepard and Liara
What: Shepard cooks for Liara. Madness ensues
When: Before Halloween, woops!
Where: Shepard and Liara's house
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo

( Then we should finish our food so we can have an amazing moment on the table. )

Who: Sarah, Cameron, and briefly Shepard
What: Cameron has something to tell Sarah
When: Early Monday Morning/Late Sunday Night.
Where: Connor household
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for bad news bears

( And I wish that you'd just say it, instead of trying to get me to say it for you. Whatever it is. )

Who: Shepard and AJ
What: Random coffee shop encounters and peptalks
When: A few days before the halloween plot
Where: Coffe
Status: Complete
Rating: Low

( You never know what tomorrow will bring, so seek those out that you can face it with, and not be alone. )

Who: Zevran and Tyra Shepard.
Where: The grocery store!
When: Friday afternoon.
What: Chatting amongst the veggies.
Status: Complete!
Rating: PG-13 for a mention of Zev's profession.

( Personally, I recommend the cucumbers. )

Who: Shepard
What: The Final Push
Where: London, Earth, 2186
When: Last night
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Once again massive spoilers!

(  The end game was in sight and she ran for it. )

Who: Shepard. Wrex.
What: Teasing, then finding something under the Ranch
When: A few weeks ago, before this post
Where: Urdnot Ranch
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13
Status: Complete!

( The King of the Krogers doesn't want to die trapped on a plane in his own damn bunker. )

Who: Commander Shepard and her crew
What: Good-bye and speeches, Part 2. Liara, Wrex, EDI, Tali, Javik, and the final speech
When: Just prior to the final push.
Where: London, Earth
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for manly tears
Warnings: ME3 Spoilers. Massive, massive ME3 spoilers.

( Every soul that has ever existed is watching this moment. )

Who: Commander Shepard and her crew
What: Good byes and speeches, Part 1. Joker, James, Absent Squadmates via hologram, Garrus.
When: Just prior to the final push.
Where: London, Earth, 2186
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for manly tears
Warnings: ME3 Spoilers. Massive, massive ME3 spoilers.

( Shepard, forgive the insubordination, but this old friend has an order for you. Go out there and give them hell. You were born to do this. )

Who: Jack and Shepard
What: Old friends reunite.
When: Today
Where: Pawn Shop
Status: complete
Rating: Pg-13 for talking about burlesque shows

( Damn, Shepard, you are good. )

Who: Shepard and Liara
What: Due to misrouted txt, Shepard is forced to visit Liara. FORCED I TELL YOU. And then they embrace eternity!
When: Today
Where: Liara’s work, at a museum
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for what’s not under Shepard’s coat and Liara Flail

( you always seem to change people for the better. )

Who: Kasumi, Shepard, Wrex and Wade
What: Shenanigans!
When: Last Sunday night
Where: JoeyRay's
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13. Trigger warning for Shepard's dancing
Status: Complete

( What would you do for a Klondike bar? )

Who: Shep and Liara
What: Hey hey the IM is dead, so about those biotics..
When: Sometime after IM is dead!
Where: Their house
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo and little blue babies.

( It’s embracing eternity. It’s something completely different from purely physical things... )

Who: Shepard, Garrus and the Illusive Man. Also Wisdom on coverup duty.
What: Sweet, sweet vengeance
When: Wednesday, early, early in the morning.
Where: Somewhere near the Mexican Border
Status: Complete!
Rating: R


( Boom. Headshot. )

Who: Scott, Dani and Shepard. Also featuring Bob, the deceased toaster
What: Talking about the fear thing
When: Shortly after the fear log
Where: Dani’s house
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13

( This isn't something you can just stomp down into the rest of how shitty your life is and keep on walking over. )

Who: Shepard and Liara
What: Dates and probably fear related drama
When: Monday
Where: places!
Status: In Progress
Rating: PG-13

( Read more... )

Who: Scott, Shepard, and Dani
What: Scott and Shepard work on plans for building the Wrex School for Gifted Youngsters, before being interrupted when Dani shows them their worst fears.
When: Monday Morning
Where: Dani’s house
Rating: PG-13 for disturbing imagery and despair.
warning: So many feels. Normandy and X crews will need tissues.
trigger: Brief placing of guns to one’s own head

( Next time, I want to see my little blue babies. )

Who: Sarah Kerrigan & Jim Raynor
What: Sarah goes searching for Raynor, feelings happen
When: Saturday
Where: JoeyRay's
Rating: NC-17 for sexy times
Status: In progress

( Read more... )

Who: Wrex, Alma, Roy, Elena, etc. OPEN TO: Anyone coming to help, first responders
What: After-earthquake wreckage search. Damage control, Crisis response. Kids are missing, especially Roy.
When: After the earthquake hit and various posts/texts/phonecalls have been made.
Where: What's left of Urdnot Ranch
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13, triggers for fire, people trapped in buildings, burns, etc.
Status: Complete!

( Kids were trapped. He was going to make damn sure they were okay. )

Who: Shepard and Kerrigan, also Ft. Jim Raynor!
What: Shepard pays a visit to gauge Kerrigan's state of mind
Where: An Undisclosed Location
When: Friday afternoon
Status: Complete.
Rating: PG-13


( I owe you a bullet wound. )

Who: Shepard and Liara
What: An honest to god date.
When: Sunday night
Where: A place with food and for fancy dressing! And probably a place with a show.
Status: Complete!
Rating: PG-13 at least
Warnings: Shepard may attempt to dance. Hide the children.

( In which Shepard gets ready for a date and hilarity ensues. )

Who: Shepard, Garrett (Varric makes a little remark at the end.)
What: Shepard and Garrett meet in a bar and end up wing-manning for each other.
When: Thursday night

( Woman over there is looking at us. )

Who: Kitty and Shepard.
What: Kitty has dreams, gets followed by a blonde agent, hooks up with Shepard, and then there's a fight outside a lesbian club.
When: Tuesday
Where: Around town, and in a club
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for lady-boners
Warnings: Shepard tries to dance. Oh, and mild violence

( Careful, my girlfriend might hit you with fertility idols. )

Who: Tyra Shepard (narrative)
What: Shepard reflects on a dream. She might have lost it. Just a little.
Note: this was on loop while writing this.
When: This morning. Right around the same time as Scott's dream, since she see's the blast.
Where: Walking places.

( All our times have come. Here but now they're gone )

Who: Helen Magnus & OPEN
What: Fear? Confusion? Walking.
When: Early evening. June 21.
Where: Probably not Lake Forest.
Rating: TBD. Probably PG.
Status: In Progress.

( She simply needed to get away. )

Who: Shepard and Domino
What: Shep annoys Domino. This will probably bite her in the ass.
When: right after the biker incident
Where: another bar
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for language

( If you keep pointing that at me, Ma'am, you are really not going to get laid. )

Who: Shepard, Pete Wisdom and Neena Thurman
What: Bars. Bar fights with Biker Clowns. Elephant shaped molatov cocktails. A typical Tuesday Night for Pete Wisdom
Where: Some dive bar
When: Tuesday night
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for blunderbusses

( All I wanted was a nice, quiet drink )

A lot of you people sound like you're having fun.

I'd like to prescribe Dr. Whiskey.

(OOC: oh, shit, pretend this was valarnet not logs >.>)

Who: Shepard, Wisdom
What: Intel, disclosure, and cutting some deals regarding a very illusive man.
When: Last night...ish.
Where: unnamed neutral ground bar. They're the handiest places ever for sharing info!
Rating: PG13, language. Naturally. *points at the pb* .__. GDI Pete.
Status: Complete

( Don't be a bloody tease. )

Who: Illusive Man, Tali, and Shepard
What: Further interrogations and escape attempts.
When: After Tali is captured
Where: Undisclosed Location
Rating: Lets go with PG-13 for inevitable snark
Status: In Progress



( Just the faint glow of red on the end of a cigarette. )

Who: Shepard and Illusive Man
What: IM gets a little bit of interrogation in while waiting for Kerrigan to retrieve the second target.
When: Before and during this.
Where: Undisclosed Location
Rating: PG-13 for renegade points.
Status: Complete

( I know enough to know how this is going to go. You're going to try to convince me your methods are right. I'll tell you where you can shove your methods. You'll threaten me. I'll laugh in your face. )

Who: Shepard, Dream!Liara, Dream!Joker
What: Last Voyage of the SSV Normandy
When: Shortly after she lost consciousness in this log
Where: Space!
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for asphixation

( The Normandy is lost, going down with the ship won't change that. )

Who: Shepard and Kerrigan
What: CHICKFIGHT
When: Tonight?
Where: Shep's house
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for girlfite and language.

(  You see, at this point, I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. And not all of your little soldiers or space ships will stand in my way again. )

Who: Shepard (narrative)
What: Something is coming. And Snipe has been lazy with his previously redeemed memories!
When: Last night
Where: Batarian Space
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for mass murder for the greater good

( That's what humans do. )

Who: Shepard and Raynor
What: Discussing old times
Where: An undisclosed location
When: Today?
Rating: PG-13
Status: Complete!

( Semper Fi )

Who: Emma Frost and Tyra Shepard
What: Exercise! Emma getting her ass handed to her!
When: Today!
Where: One of the gyms Shep frequents
Rating: G
Status: Complete

( Let's get physical? )

Who: Meetra, Jack and Shepard
What: Meetra buys a Rapier, and then Shep and Jack have a drinking contest.
When: Yesterday
Where: Crossbones Pawnshop and then a bar.
status: complete
rating: PG-13

( I need to go out and face people again. And pretend I'm not dreaming about psychos experimenting on kids. )

Who: Shepard and Fluttershy, also Jarhead the hamster.
What: Shepard wants a hamster, and also offers to buy a bird for the Ranch
When: Same day as this log, backdated to before Shepard gets consumed by Tali/Garrus worry.
Where: Fluttershy's Petshop
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for hamsters that will cut you.

( Yes. I don't think it's a good idea for anyone to buy him anymore, I'll... I'll probably have to take him home myself someday. )