The 100; a panfandom game

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SON?

RELATIVES + MARAUDERS

Is everyone still with us? Are we okay?

Was anyone badly hurt?

JAMES:

» Your son is trying to give me a heart attack.

Filter to Remus, Sirius, James, and Lily

So, is there anything else you lot want to tell me before I hear about it on the network? I already know that Remus has a boyfriend. Anything else, so I don't make a fool of myself?

CHATTY TO LILY POTTER

-- There's a bloke here, who looks like me. Or I look like him, I can't be sure.

I'm still not convinced this isn't an elaborate joke put on by some wanker who thinks it'd be funny to pull one over on Potter, but I'm told that I should introduce myself.

I'm Harry Potter. Hello. They've put me in 504-X2, and I am a prison guard.

MARAUDERS:

I know I've been mopey for...

A while, all right? But I've decided to stop, I need to cheer up. I just want my son I want my baby Merlin I just want my baby back, I just

Let's do something together. Who wants to set me on fire? I'm almost positive I've got that charm down.

I have always enjoyed a chocolate cake, and the one served with this evening's meal was especially good. My thanks to the kitchen staff for the treat; you have outdone yourselves.

I feel like it's my responsibility to say something.

[...] My name is Remus Lupin, if you haven't met me. I've been a werewolf since I was four years old. More people know about this than I realise, because my private life isn't as private as I'd prefer.

When I first got here in April, I spent the full moon outdoors instead of being contained. We I was attacked by mountain lions, and in the fight that followed I ended up finding and attacking one of the Grounders. I lost track of him, and my memories are fuzzy, but I bit him.

I didn't tell anyone, not until a werewolf killed a Grounder village. [...] The situation here is my fault, and after the werewolf escaped the cells tonight I tried to run. But I can't in good conscience run anymore, and I feel it isn't fair to keep lying to so many of you and pretend that this isn't my fault.

I'm sorry. I am so sorry for what's happened and for the violence I've inadvertently caused. The people in charge here have known about this for a while, but I'm lying to everyone else and acting like I'm not responsible. I know apologies mean nothing, and I'll assist in whatever way I can, or deal with any punishment you see fit.


JAMES + LILY POTTER, SIRIUS BLACK, PETER PETTIGREW:

So there's that.

FELIX DAWKINS:

We can't do this anymore
I can't
I don't know if I can keep doing this with you.

anyone want the arsebiscuit who let the werewolf out?


'cause he's in a pit with an arrow in his knee.

Filter to James, Sirius, Lily, rest of HP-verse added later

Have any of you seen Remus today? Or Ginny? I went by to visit Remus and he wasn't there, and I haven't sen Ginny in a few days.

MARAUDERS:

Merlin, is it bad that my first thought was, "At least that wasn't Remus"?

I am hearing the most startling rumours today, about a werewolf attacking a person, and spreading their disease to another person. I certainly hope this is not true. I myself will not be affected by this, but I am concerned for my fellows here in Mount Weather.

MARAUDERS:

I'm exhausted and I can't sleep for anything.

I'm a terrible mother.

LILY

You know Harry will be alright, don't you? Wherever he is. Moony thinks he's disappea

Has anyone seen Harry Potter? Please tell me someone has seen my son. Not again

I would kill for some Mallomars.

SERA'S BIG POST OF COME-AND-GET-IT!

lost and found:

+ five gray socks (once white), none matching
+ six hair pins
+ pink lace knickers (oooh!) for a small butt
+ one toeless boot
+ drawing of a bird - quite nice!
+ load of dick sheaths - hundreds?? who has hundreds of dicks?
+ bucket of slick (euuggh)
+ two forks, bent
+ one cup, chipped
+ ser tolkien's RETURN OF THE KING
+ hat with a brim only on front
+ tit thing
+ box of snow (gone)
+ two little bottles of liquor (empty)
+ coins! ten of them, don't know what they are
+ stick? swishy? looks important
+ silver locket, broken
+ little box with another little box in it
+ one egg

If you're in any way related to me, please look away from this post. Also, I'm sorry. Most of you are older than I am, you'll live.




Given the situation with the condoms and the general... you know, prevalence of those of us without ladyparts wanting to do certain things with each other that the birds and the bees would be proud of, I'm going to help out. And yes, it's going to be weird, and yes, it'll probably be awkward, but I'm not seeing an alternative for any of you, so shush.

I took a barrel with a spigot from the brewers and conjured up some personal lubricant. I'm giving it to medical and I'll try to remember to refill it every couple of days. YOU MUST BRING YOUR OWN CONTAINER. Find a bottle or something, I'm not a sex cannery.

If you don't know how to use it, I don't know, you're on your own.

FILTERED TO SIRIUS BLACK, JAMES POTTER, + LILY EVANS POTTER:

Sirius, would you mind staying in James and Lily's room tonight?

The answer's "No, of course not, Moony, I'd love to!"

Thank you in advance.