The 100; a panfandom game

'I'm not going anywhere' he says.


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Can someone PLEASE take my son, I can't get him to stop crying.

Filter to Dad, Remus, and Sirius

Just to let you know, I'm still here. I haven't disappeared, although sometimes it feels like I have. In work, I mean. I'm surprisingly busy.

Filter to Ginny

Am I doing it again? That thing where I work too much and I'm not there and I turn into a shit dad and husband? Because I don't want to do that again.

Also, we have our live in child-minder back.

Filter to Ron and Hermione

Hullo.

Filter to family (including Potters, Weasleys, most Marauders, and a werewolf)

I think someone mentioned awhile ago that we hadn't had a family do in awhile. It's past time, I think. This Saturday, I think.

[Filtered to Harry Potter verse]

Well, I guess we know that the clock works now.

Rose has gone.

[Filtered to Ron]

I don't know if you'll get this until you get back from Raven Rock. But, be careful. Okay?

[POTTER FOLKS]

I'm alive.

I have an eye patch.

Unpleasant things will happen to you if you call me a goddamn pirate.

Couldn't even get the correct fucking eye, if you can believe my shitty luck.

Long story short, we should drink.

This is so exciting! I really miss Hugo already so much it actually hurts (I was told he's not here?), but this is going to be an exciting adventure! I've always wanted to have one of those. Suuuure, things don't sound super great here. Something about some bloody maries and a werewolf war? (Whaaaaaatttt?) BUT BUT BUT BUT MY POP-POP AND NANA ARE HERE. THE ONE'S I'VE NEVER MET! Aaahhh!

Oh. Oh, right! I'm messing this all up. I'm Lily Luna Potter, the youngest of Harry and Ginny Potter, but please call me Lilu! I need a Weasley/Potter family roll call immediately! And then allllllllll of the hugs! Pronto!

Lesson learned: space enlarging half a room leads to weird vertigo inducing effects. Um, sorry. I'll fix that when I'm done with the decor. I wonder if I can figure out another way to make my magic food tree. From what I've seen so far I could definitely use it. Pretty sure I used up some vital components for it though.

What's the library like? Does it have a decent magic section? Or... any magic section?

[Filtered to Harry Potter Verse]

Luna and I are working on something to keep track of everyone. We'll probably keep it simple, so it will show "In Mount Weather", "Outside the Mountain", and "No Longer Here".

We would very much like everyone's cooperation in getting it done. As we will need your presence so we can charm it properly.

And, once it's done, hopefully it will relieve the stress when we can't find someone. Or at least give us some certainty.

So, there's a new year coming and that's really weird, because it wasn't this close from whence I came. But, I'm adjusting and not as starstruck. ..That's not true, I'm still starstruck. In fact, I've made a brand new autograph book to make up for not having my old one that's ready for signatures from every hero I've ever had in the White House.

I've veered off subject, I'm sorry. So, my resolution is to be more open, and by that I mean... Accepting of this place and where I stand in it. I'm Leslie Knope, I don't stay down for long. I can't.

My second resolution is to get every possible Harry Potter-related person's autograph, because you're all amazing and heroes and I love you. I'm not weird. You're weird. No. You're not weird. You're wonderfully real people that I admire a lot.

So, well done to all of you who sensibly hid their computers for the duration of the ridiculous truth telling.

Not that I noticed a difference. Bluntness is kind of a trait.

Anyway, I've had this idea to run a Chess tournement. For those of us who want something more cerebral than punching each other. Me and Vassy would adjudicate. Not participate obviously, that'd just defeat the purpose.

And we're looking at lessons, Beginner, intermediate and advanced. It focuses the mind, its stratagy, its tactics and it's been around in one form or another since the 6th century.

There'll be a sign up for both sooner or later, but, yeah. Sign up.

[Florence]

So, you avoided the hell out of me last few days.

Weird.

Has anyone seen Lily Luna? Jamie and I have looked all over for her, but no dice.

Filter to Ginny

Want to go look for her with me?

Where the bloody hell did a rat that big come from?!

I think I might have given it wings.

Ravi, I'm looking at you.

I hope that everyone enjoyed the changing holiday decorations in the mess hall, and doesn't think anything less of Severus or myself for indulging in our little competition.

It really wasn't petty, you know, even though I take our House rivalry rather more seriously than it needs to be. I have fun competing with Severus. I actually think that green looks better than red, which is why I wear so much of it despite being Head of Gryffindor.

This is my favorite time of year.

If anyone still wants any last minute Christmas decorations, I'd be happy to wave my wand around a bit and make some for you. And I hope that all my favorite people will join me later for the traditional Pin Decorations on Prongs -- and by that I mean, drape them over my antlers instead of actually pinning them to me, because that would hurt. It just sounds so much catchier the other way.

A certain toddler got hold of my wand this morning -- my actual wand, you perverts, not the one that Ginny likes -- and then proceeded to cast his first spell. Naturally it was one that showered glitter every-bloody-where, so to the laundry folks, I'm sorry. I'm really really sorry. I'm also sorry that I seem to be spreading it wherever I go.

So not only have I apparently somehow landed in a different universe where I was found, unconscious, in a pod, traveled more than a hundred years into the future, and been told that I'll be living with people from books and television, but I was also here previously and have no memory of it.

On that note - I'm Sydney Sage. Hello - again, apparently.

[FILTERED TO THE JURY; COURT/LEGAL FOR THE EMERSON TRIAL]

I'm not normally one for strong language, but based on the rumours starting to fly-- bloody hell, what a disaster.

I won't be surprised if we get pestered to say what verdict we would have rendered had the trial come to a natural completion. I'm inclined to stay tight-lipped quiet on that regardless of whether we're given permission to speak on it.

Shall we have ourselves another round of drinks?

This place is more than a bit loony, but I suppose every place has its quirks. My initial introduction was a bit off, so let's try again now that I've learnt a few things about this place and have come to accept where I am.

I'm Draco, for those of you who are new here. I enjoy a good wizard's chess game, Quidditch, and stargazing. I fancy sweets of all kinds. Pretty decent at my spell work too.

I still don't like this place, but I can't really change that. At least You-Know-Who isn't here.

On one hand, none of this can be possible. On the other hand, I am failing to come up with a reasonable explanation because this clearly isn't a dream. Considering Legolas or the Doctor isn't here confessing their love

I'm told this is the best way to contact my family. Hello, family!

For everyone else, I'm Rose Weasley.

I think my daughter has gone home. And to what I do not know?

But I shall miss you Dora, getting to know you as an adult has been a genuine honour.

[Jurors]

I'd been pacing my room for most of the night last night

Any of you play cards? We should do that after todays proceedings. My husband taught me poker. I'm sure I can magic us up some appoximation of cards if we don't have any.

I wasn't sure my life could get anymore completely fucked up, but somehow it has managed.

I arrived yesterday. It's over a hundred years in the future for me here. I guess things don't turn out so well for Earth or the people on it. All of my advocating for climate change did absolutely bloody hell, so there's that.

Ugh. Stop being negative, Emily. This is a grand adventure, right?

Fuck it all. I'm Emily Fitch and I'm probably a fangirl of at least half of you. Because I've been spending the past two years doing nothing but watching telly and reading comics. I will not apologize for swooning when I meet Harry Potter.